I Love a Good Sense of Humour Stories of Experiences

Years back here in Oz, it was universal, banks were only open from 10am till 3pm. All banks, every branch, all over the country. God knows why they did such short hours, so difficult to ever be able to get to the bank if you worked full...

One of my fave lil funny stories, and cool
Many years ago, I would catch the train early morns, from outer suburbs, into the heart of Sydney.
On the way i would enjoy checking out the various grafitti.
There was a dude, who grafitties...

When we first came to this state in Oz, Tasmania, we were still in travelling mode, cruising about with a wagon and camper van. We went to go to a famous Pub one eve, and as we approached, saw a mother cat and a bunch of newborn kittens...

He gave me HIV but way back in 1994 but now I've learnt to forgive, rather forget because he told me it couldn't have been him because he is : wait for this : " immune to the virus"! Horror of horrors ! What was I supposed o do. I had...

I like to say I have a fantastic sense of humor! I can be friends with literally anybody as long as they have a good sense of humor! I don't care about your weight, age, race, religion, etc. as long as I like/love your humor we can...

Why don't I have that? :(

A whole bunch of funny texts over three days, on and on lol......was too funny, each line was a separate text from some random dude and me

At work one day, and I got a text

hows my injured veteran?

I reply.....who's this?

you know...

Anticipation

From a sexual point of view, I find that word one of the hottest on the planet.

For me, and for her

To build things, but not yet go there.

The looks, the sounds, the breath, the little movements, the touches.

The...

When we first arrived here in Tasmania to live, a small island state below the mainland of Australia, we were cruising around the state in our wagon, still playing tourist.

We came across a country pub at dusk, and decided to go in for...

One of my fave lil funny stories, and cool
Many years ago, I would catch the train early morns, from outer suburbs, into the heart of Sydney.
On the way i would enjoy checking out the various grafitti.
There was a dude, who grafittied...

Thought some people might find this funny.

A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and...

Thought some people might find this funny.
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the...

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
"Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
" Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do...

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's...

Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag...

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Sirus Did you hear ?

Pluto Yes , just now.

Sirus All hell is going to break loose when the people find out.

Pluto What are you...

So many people these days take things too personally.

I believe the world would be a better place if people could learn to laugh and let live; the globalization of news and information has made everyone "politically correct" in the...

I started cutting in 6th grade when I was 11. Because my parents had problems. They never really got along. It was tough on me because my dad would blame a lot of the fights on me. My older brother was never involved and he doesnt seem...

My Mate was having a cuppa in a cafe, suddenly needed to pass gas, the music in the cafe was really loud so he timed his "explosions" with each loud beat of the music-after a couple of songs he felt better and finishing his cuppa,some...

"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble in the road." ~ Henry Ward Beecher