I Am Irony Stories of Experiences

04.30.12That quixotical momentWhen the microscopeShiftsInto focusOr the kaleidoscope lensChangesthe whole displayThat MomentThe OoooOoooBecomes aW.t.f?!What the fuck was I thinking? Where the hell've I been?AmazingThe perspective...

"There is a theory that states that if ever anyone is to figure out what the Universe is & why it is here it will instantly be replaced with a more bizzare and inexplicable one. Another theory states this has already happened."~ Fit The...

"What is that?"
"I mean, what does it mean?"
"Nice."
(I bit)
Hook.
Line.
Sinker.

"Its too simple," you exclaim, "Surely your own experience proves yourself decidedly nieve."
You fall back to the grass, smiling up at the clouds, that traces of Innocence are still to be found in this world; cynical that you don't...

उन्दुर
an inner
Understanding
of Something
prolonged enough I know
it isn't
a whim
or
passing tide. . . .
a Feeling
so deep
it resognates
without a sound
if I didn't know myself well enough,
I might just agree 
I'm crazy...

To be lonely
is to crave
companionship
in a specific
form
according to a certain
definition
some suggest we never be lonely as we always have our 'God'
I ask, where? What language does He speak? How can I give Him a ring, catch up over...

When i came to change myself I got how little is the chance people have to change me, and how protected I m in being "me".When i came to maintain myself I got how many are the chances people have to change me, and how vulnerable I m in...

Or whaaat if teachers decided to earn an education & skills necessary to be doctors? To be paid as doctors, because they would *be* doctors?Perhaps baseball players or Madonna would be a better example of skewed values revealing...

Its thetiltthatteeters&thatswhats missingshe’s whole&he has noplacetofit intoaworkingrelationship& he’sthirstyfor animbalancea cracka fractureanacheapain  

Wepillage ourMother extract herblood bring it toour torches propel our everywhim thesacrifice to our gold chipsmagnetic strips wondering whythe Father won'tmake itrain

 how
strange
we've become as
Creatures
we have trained ourselves to survive
in a bastardized world,
but when Agape appears,
warm
soothing
still. .and Open
we freak at its Alien Form. .
unsure,
vulnerable,
naked
as its...

If there is any fault in logic, it is our programming & circuitry; furthermore perhaps it isn't so much their lack that becomes evident rather that a Partnership is intended for their use.  
Each day I awaken with a heartbeat breathing...

I was staring at my profile. 
Looking over my points and how they will turn into tokens.
EP magic, they say (this is just a segue). ;p
And I notice my group experiences.
How I have them arranged as what I deem important right now.
They...

The dayyou quitpunishingmewith all yourfearsmay very well betheday you've convincedmeof them

Perhaps the greatest irony of religion is that it may have been designed (allowed) to bring all humanity together, to work equally with one another (our differences are humbling and magnetic), to give the monopoly of Heaven to no one...

Why is it I choose the irony of things the oxymoronThe uncomfortable serenity sunshine and silenceare Inseperable opposites Setting me into crazyabandon Reckless Subtle Lip Biting andswearing just the same.  Shaking my headcursing the...

I'll sit here and let the walls drive my mind why I'm here why I'm there and really inbetween no where imparticular complacent and fucked All I know is what I see perhaps my eyes are compound too complex for the surrounding world I...

My Inner Optimist saysThis is it Baby GyrlIt's trueIt never gets betterMy Inner Asshole agreesHope is a kind word for lying to myself on a daily basisthat there is a reasonfor any of thisMy Inner Childrhymes 'this'with blissand I go...

Funnythe Shiftthe Splitthe Continental DividePlatonic Collideand here I sitamuzedwhere it's assumedI shouldcrack  shattercrumble  skatterall I feel isawareof thedifferencerelativelyunaffectedyetfundamentallydifferentthan...

They sit
across
from one another
they don't talk anymore
they gaze slightly at
but more like past
the other
at the world they would have gone to had they had the passion
the bravery
then eventually the money
but by the time that...