I Think Kids Say the Cutest Things Stories of Experiences

My nephew told me that I was so cute that he wanted to marry me and he's only three..lol..and the way he said it made everybody laugh their heads off.

My seven year old says to me..."mommy, I'm going to put you on a dating site so you can find a man to marry. You'll be too old to marry if you don't hurry up."

My kids were both wearing hats because of the rain. My son, because he's cool, was wearing his hat backwards and had on his new sunglasses. These are the ugliest glasses, the ear pieces are black and white checkered and the rest is neon...

~ I Love You the Best ~

Some day last week, my niece's five year old looked at me and said: "Aunty, you know something - I love my mommy and my sister very much!" I agreed with her that she did. But she continued, "But I love you...

Because You are Sweet:

When I complained that mosquitoes were biting me, my niece's 5 year old daughter (4 at the time) said to me: "Aunty, that's because you are sweet." She was swift to repeat herself ... "The mosquitoes are biting...

So I was standing in front of my neighbors house during a neighborhood party. This little five or six year old rolls up to me in one of those mini jeeps, with his arm laying behind the passenger seat. He looks up at me, wearing these...

So, when she was really young, My niece saw me having a cry on my partners bed. We'd gotten into a fight and that was the first time he'd seriously hurt me (emotionally). She walks in and goes "Don't cry, your eyes are turning all black...

Our three boys, 9, 6, and 4 were playing the Wii Party game tonight. Our littlest guy, Dillon, wedged his way between my wife and I on the couch while he was playing.  A few minutes later, I watch as he nuzzles up against his Mommy...

Many years ago when my kids were little we were all packed in the car going somewhere (I don't remember where). Kids belted into the back and my wife and I up front.Typical conversations were going on between the kids and between the...

We were having a fun, if not chaotic game of CLUE as a family yesterday when our oldest son, age 17 said to our 13 year old son, "You're dumb!"There was no time to reprimand him due to the fact that our 13 year old returned - without...

I'm the eldest of my four siblings, and my mother has told me that often they looked to me for understanding when confused about things they encountered. And I endeavoured to clear things up (whether I knew the answers or not was...

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher...

(I posted this as a response to a question in Q & A, but it's a true story---happened a couple of years ago) I saw the most amazing thing one day at the drugstore. I was waiting in line and in the seated area I could hear a commotion. A...

There used to be a popular Saturday morning TV show called "Run, Joe,Run" starring a beautiful German Shepherd. My sister Linda and her husband Rick watched it with their two kids. Little Ricky was 7 at the time, and Ronnie was 3.

One...

My sister Linda, for the longest time, used to say things like "fairy good" "everyfing", and "spletti" for "spaghetti" which made my mom and dad break up in hysterics. Linda, of course, didn't understand why they were laughing and just...

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So today after getting home from work, my three year old greets me as he always does at the door. It has been about a month or so unfortunately, since my wife and I have had sex. This period she has had now for quite a few days, not to...

This always makes me laugh:

Mum: You know there's a new baby on the way.

Toddler: Where is it?

Mum: In Mummy's tummy.

Toddler: Did you eat it?

<3 so cute!!!

Recently our family was traveling during Spring Break. Both of our daughters have a propensity for motion sickness so I try to keep Drammamine in the car.  This trip was no different, except....our 15 year old daughter didn't react...

My mom took us to the Jewel supermarket and we bought a watermelon among other things. We were putting them away when Daddy came home from work. My brother saw him first, and blurted, "Daddy! We went to the Jew's and got a watermeltin...