I Think Kids Say the Cutest Things Stories of Experiences

My daughter is almost 2 and she still wont say Mummy. She will try to say anything you ask but when I say, 'say mummy' she goes "haha noooo" its cute and frustrating at the same time. Its like, im her favourite person in the world and...

I was recently sipping a delicious iced coffee at a Panera Bread cafe, reading a magazine. It was crowded and lunch rush hour. To my left sat an older gentleman with his granddaughter. They were chuckling here and there, and I just...

Our youngest child, Kate, loves to "hang" with our 90 year old neighbor, Mrs. Hamilton. She goes over there for "5 minutes" (45 + in actuality) and usually must be retrieved by her siblings.  
The other day Kate came home from Mrs...

We were at my sisters working the
Garage sale when my niece took my daughter to
browse the other garage sales and my niece came back with this story .
My daughter browsing at one picked up a bra that was probably twice my size and...

Kid 2: I have to be bad so I can go to college.
Me: You need to be good to get into college.
Kid 2: Well, I wanna get drunk. Drink beer.
Me: No, you don't. You'll wake up in the backyard, naked, with no idea how you got there.
Kid 2: I...

Kid 2: I get to go to my first day of school tomorrow. My school has a brain.Me: Cool, you can learn your Alphabet.Kid 2: No, I'm not gonna learn the Alphabet.Christian: They don't teach that at his school.Me: If you don't learn the...

Kid: Hey, the computer went black! Why is it black?Me: Could be because you unplugged it.Kid: *is holding cord in his hot little hands* What do you mean?Me: *taking cord* This has to be plugged in for the computer to be on.Kid: Why?Me...

A 4 year old told us all we ever wanted to know about..."Thomas the Train!" OMG! I was practicly in tears from chuckling soooo hard! He was sooo animated.

My nephew told me that I was so cute that he wanted to marry me and he's only three..lol..and the way he said it made everybody laugh their heads off.

My seven year old says to me..."mommy, I'm going to put you on a dating site so you can find a man to marry. You'll be too old to marry if you don't hurry up."

My kids were both wearing hats because of the rain. My son, because he's cool, was wearing his hat backwards and had on his new sunglasses. These are the ugliest glasses, the ear pieces are black and white checkered and the rest is neon...

~ I Love You the Best ~

Some day last week, my niece's five year old looked at me and said: "Aunty, you know something - I love my mommy and my sister very much!" I agreed with her that she did. But she continued, "But I love you...

Because You are Sweet:

When I complained that mosquitoes were biting me, my niece's 5 year old daughter (4 at the time) said to me: "Aunty, that's because you are sweet." She was swift to repeat herself ... "The mosquitoes are biting...

So I was standing in front of my neighbors house during a neighborhood party. This little five or six year old rolls up to me in one of those mini jeeps, with his arm laying behind the passenger seat. He looks up at me, wearing these...

So, when she was really young, My niece saw me having a cry on my partners bed. We'd gotten into a fight and that was the first time he'd seriously hurt me (emotionally). She walks in and goes "Don't cry, your eyes are turning all black...

Our three boys, 9, 6, and 4 were playing the Wii Party game tonight. Our littlest guy, Dillon, wedged his way between my wife and I on the couch while he was playing.  A few minutes later, I watch as he nuzzles up against his Mommy...

Many years ago when my kids were little we were all packed in the car going somewhere (I don't remember where). Kids belted into the back and my wife and I up front.Typical conversations were going on between the kids and between the...

We were having a fun, if not chaotic game of CLUE as a family yesterday when our oldest son, age 17 said to our 13 year old son, "You're dumb!"There was no time to reprimand him due to the fact that our 13 year old returned - without...

I'm the eldest of my four siblings, and my mother has told me that often they looked to me for understanding when confused about things they encountered. And I endeavoured to clear things up (whether I knew the answers or not was...

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher...