I Love Stupid Warning Labels - Stories

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NUTS!!!!

I bought a bag of NUTS that said "this product may contain traces of NUT" WTF I would hope it contained more than just traces of it!!! That is NUTS!...
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4 comments| Viewed 613 times | 2 recommendations

Here Are a Few Funny Ones For Ya!

Liquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages. Windex Do not spray in eyes. Bowl Fresh Safe to use around pets ...
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7 comments| Viewed 328 times | 3 recommendations

ROFLMFAO

JUST FOUND THIS NEWSPAPER ARTICLE ON THE NET!!! A toilet brush that warns users "Do not use for personal hygiene" has won an annual contest for...
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6 comments| Viewed 276 times | 1 recommendation

Even More!!

These are just too funny!! On a blanket from Taiwan: Not to be used as protection from a tornado. Warning on fireplace log: Caution -- Risk ...
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4 comments| Viewed 857 times | 2 recommendations

This Will Just Keep Getting Better!

Tesco's Tirimisu Desert Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box). Nabisco Easy Cheese For best results, remove cap. Harry Pott...
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7 comments| Viewed 954 times | 3 recommendations

Minute Maid Orange Juice...

PULP FREE. contains no bits of pulp. :0)...
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1 comment| Viewed 521 times | 1 recommendation

A Warning Label to End All Warning Labels!

oh man... if you need a sign to tell you to watch out for this... seems to be some sort of airfield, where you can (apparently) get your head chopped ...
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59 comments| Viewed 41487 times | 63 recommendations

Sure That's What I Think Of!

You buy medicine over the counter,there is this little plastic cylinder inside...Do not eat? You buy a pair of shoes , there is a little baggie with b...
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3 comments| Viewed 537 times | 2 recommendations

Stupid Labels

Liquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages. Windex ...
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2 comments| Viewed 2202 times | 4 recommendations

I Saw One On a Battery Once Th...

I saw one on a battery once that said do not set fire to or make a hole in this battery, otherwise it might explode or burn you. saying that though, I...
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2 comments| Viewed 370 times | 2 recommendations
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