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Every once in a while you get a really great Unmotivational poster, and even less frequently you get a great collage of the best of the best. This collection I dedicate to all those out there spending their hard-earned nights...

I used to be an English teacher (English as a foreign language), and most of my students were Asian. Some of their names would bring a tear to your eye. Just for your laughing pleasure, here are some of the best ones I remebmer:
A Thai...

i laugh at everything especially at myself because if you can't laugh at yourself then you have no right to laugh at anyone else  

and you really can't take life too seriously

it's...

WHY ENGLISH TEACHERS RETIRE EARLY
The following similes and metaphors were committed by high school students. 
 
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. ...

I am so tired and sad.  I was diagnosed with Stage II Melanoma 2 weeks ago, getting ready for chemo and radiation, and more tests.  To top it all off, I am going through a very painful separation. 
So, ENOUGH ...

I love to laugh!  I would definitely love to laugh more - everyday!
I was told by a medical person that I should make it a point to watch something funny for 20 mins everyday.  I did it for a little while, then I got...

I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ???So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was...

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e...

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

If i don't laugh atleast 20 times a day, i'd kill myself. Ironic really.

"i love to laugh! ha, ha, ha, ha. i love to laugh!" 

Isn't it amazing how a semi-voluntary spasm of the diaphragm, caused by a particular kind of stimulation to specific areas of the brain can make us feel so much better about ourselves?
Neurologically speaking, the act of laughing...

Answer each of these 5 questions, then read the answers below:

1. Some months have 30 days, others 31. How many months have 28 days?

2. A farmer has 17 sheep. 9 die. How many does he have left?

3...

The hardest I ever laughed in my life was when a friend of mine had a foot-long booger hanging out of her nose.  She sneezed and *poof*, out it popped.  It was disgusting but was so hilarious at the same time.

Dog Etiquette > If dogs were teachers, you would learn stuff like:

When a loved one comes home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your...

------HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL------
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding...

On their first date, a man asked his companion if she’d like a drink.“Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?” she said.Later he offered her a cigarette.“Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class...

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I...

FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... been out a while. Better be a reward.