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I dont know if this one has went around EP but I had to post it. I love my aunt she sends me the best jokes =] 
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... 
The doctor asked him how he was...

Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and all four nuns die. They get in line to go through pearly gates and wait for St. Peter to admit them.

St. Peter goes to the nuns and says "I realize that you are...

One day, up in the frozen north a polar bear and his son were out for a stroll. Daddy bear sat on a lump of ice to admire the view and sent his son off to play. Two minutes later Junior came back to dad and says, "Can I ask you a...

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"..
But it's only a "penny for...

I forgot the rest, but your mother is a wh*re.
 
 
Haha I love telling that joke to people.

I have 8 nephews and most of them take after me.  We dont laugh often enough but we love jokes.
This one was told with a very straight face by my 16 year old nephew. I couldnt stifle a smile so I laughed loudly that...

EXAMS ARE JUST LIKE GIRL FRIENDS
1-TOO MANY QUESTIONS
2-DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND
3-RESULT IS NOT ALWAYS UP TO MARK

Dear Tiger,

My name is Baldev Singh (no relation to Vijay) and I too
play golf. You may have heard of me. Last month, I won the
prestigious Iraq Open. Let me tell you, it was an amazing
experience. I've never played on a course...

Ok, now, if you're in a sexless marriage and wonder why, this will give you a clue! LOL
Enjoy!
Cheleanne
 
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of...

A naked lady gets into a taxicab. The cab driver says,"Do you mind if I ask you a question?" They lady replies, "Whatya' want?"The cabbie says, "Well, assuming I drive you somewhere, since you obviously have no place to put any money...

1. The Halloween pumpkins on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4...

A male mouse is sitting at the bar when in walks a beautiful female Giraffe.  The mouse tells the bartender to send her a drink on him, the bartender says "dude don't waste your time or money, your a mouse, she's a Giraffe...

Tom, a loving husband, was in trouble.  He had forgotten his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him.  She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200...

I'm sure a lot of you have probably heard this one before but I just couldn't resist putting it on here. I love jokes of all kinds and love to share jokes too :) Nothing better than a good joke when you feel blah! Enjoy!
"There...

I have just returned from a psychic convention in New Zealand where about 1000 people attended. One psychic stood at the front of the stage and asked " stand up if you have ever seen a ghost". And about 200 people stood up...

A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy
boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.
 
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he
could have beaten the red light...

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny,a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up...

A preschool class was having their first class after spring break. The teacher decided to have them share what they did over break but "No baby words."
The first student to share was Sally, who said, "I stopped using my...

a jew, an arab, a black guy, a pakistani, a preist and an ostrich walk into a bar.
the bar man asks " is this somekind of a joke?"

A man stands up at the bar and falls flat on his face, with all of his strength he pulls himself upright, again he falls to the floor, with all of his strength he crawls out the front door of the bar, down the street to his building...