I Love Jokes Stories of Experiences (Page 4)

A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position...

Several years before the Gulf War, a female journalist did a story on gender roles in Kuwait. She noted that there it was customary for women to walk 10 feet behind their husbands.

After the war, she returned to Kuwait and was pleased...

Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly...

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to...

what do you get when you cross a mirror and a camera?
a camera that takes picture of itself.

A blonde woman is invited for dinner at her cousins house and as they only live a few blocks apart the blonde lady has walked there. As the blonde is getting ready to leave it starts pouring with rain. The cousin has had a few too many...

A young guy from West Virginia moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in...

Mike: "Have you ever read Shakespeare.?"
Blonde: "No. Who wrote it?"

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!

TURN...

Biggest Irony of Maths:

100s of years passed,
1000s of theorems derived,
Millions of formulas made...

But still X is unknown..!

If Child Labour Is A Crime
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Then Why Teacher Gives
Homework ??

'Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.' - Oscar Wilde

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is.
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Fortunately, I love money.

"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court
judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That's very fair, your honor." the husband said
"And every now and then I'll try to send her a few...

Rule1: Dont Tel Anyone All U Know
nd Rule2...
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I cant Tel U dis Rule Coz I m following Rule1...

People were waiting for the bus at a
bus stop during heavy rain.
In the mean time,
a beggar came,
begged money from all,
Hired a Taxi and went to other place...

A boy With A Girlfriend Entered
A Jewellery
Shop On A Saturday & Choose A
Daimond
Ring Worth 8 Million For her
Girlfriend, An He
gave A Cheque And Said He'll
Collect The
Ring On Monday After The
Cheque Is
Cleared...
On Monday Jeweller...

Boy sees a beautiful girl siting right next to him and writes in a paper.. "I love u, do u love me?"
and passes the paper to her..

She replies.. "no"
... He didn't give up
He rubbed her answer and passed it on to another girl and she...

An Italian, French and Chinese went for a job interview in England....Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: GREEN,PINK and YELLOW.

The Italian was first: "I wake up in...

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.

She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper.

Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don...