I Love Jokes Stories of Experiences (Page 5)

The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, ''You had agood idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theaterseats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fillsfirst now.''The young priest...

A troll kid shouted in BANK:Has anyone lost a bundle of currency notes tied with a red rubberband?

Many hands were raised...

Kid :Here is dat rubberband!

A married couple was in a terrible accident in which the man's face was severely burned.

The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.

So the wife offered to donate some of her...

Welcome to my world

Won't you come on in?

Miracles I guess

Still happen now and then.

Step into my heart Leave your cares behind Welcome to my world Built with you in mind

Just knock and the door will open Seek and...

Pappu: Dad how was I born

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Dad: well son, your Mom & I got to gether at 'YAHOO'

we set us a date via E-Mail, & Met in a cyber cafe,

Your Mom agreed to dowload data from my...

Who said only humans know what love is?
Yes, animals are more deluded because of their capacity of their physical body, but  occasionally some of them might be able show us the love that we have forgotten on our 'busy road'. Just...

funny, ... but

 What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, and 48, 58 and 68? At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 - You don't need to tell her...

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A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers do for living ?All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman... and so forth.However, little Kapil was being uncharacteristcally quiet, so when...

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At last a guy has taken the time to write down this all. Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all...

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey “Hey! what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend.”

So...

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.

The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, "We can...

A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will:

"To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million."

The lawyer continued, "To my...

At a Bar, a NUN preaches: Drinking is Bad.

Man: Have you tried it?

Nun: No, Never.

Man: Ok, you try once, if you don't like it, I'll give up Drinking.

Nun: Ok, but bring it in Teacup, I don't want people seeing me drinking.

Man...

Friend #1 : “I’m gonna tell you a story with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts!”

Friend #2 : “Alright..”

Friend #1 : “Okkay, I’m gonna start with part 1.

There was a husband and a wife, they were driving to a campsite...

Police Asked A Thief :
Why u Stole 3 Times In The Same Store?

Thief Replied:
I Stole One Dress 4 My Wife

& I Went To Change It Twice...!!!

Women you know...!!! :D

Girl to her boyfriend:
Very Nice Mobile!!!
Where Did You Buy It?
Boy: I Won This In A Running Race.
Girl: WOW, How Many People Participated?
Boy: Well, it was really tough; people participated are MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME.

Johnny a taxi driver was driving two ladies, Mark Zuckerberg's daughter & Bill Gates’ daughter.
While driving, the ladies were busy quarreling.
Mark Zuckerberg's daughter said, “my father is the best, he invented facebook”
Bill...