I Am Very Silly Stories of Experiences

Actual voice mail message received:

"Hi, this is Kelley calling from your CVS pharmacy.
I’d just like to let you know that your anal wart removal cream, your buttplugs, and your Viagra are now in.
And we also just got those extra...

There's these kids or people who keep calling us around the same time every night. Next time they call, I'm going to start saying that chant from Lamborghini Mercy :P Two can play this game, lol.

I was in Sam's Club the other day, and I walked by the berry section. They had some beautiful blackberries for sale, so I "sampled" one out of a package that was already opened. So I'm walking and chewing, and tasting, blissfully...

I am very silly I will do the silliest things they are stupid goofy things but I make other silly people laugh

Chronimax comes pimp walking into the room backwards, one hand firmly gripping his own buttocks, the other making a peace sign.

He stops, spins 360 degrees, waves at the crowd, then takes out the air guitar that he bought on eBay for...

There IS a difference.Lol.Being silly is NOT the same thing as being funny,and being funny is not the same thing as being silly.So on and so on,Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Haha stated both that being silly,is being akward.Being funny,is being a...

I...am...silly.Silly,silly,silly.I talk silly.I act silly.Some people may call it just being stupid,but I'm like "Psshhh.Whateva,nigga.You do not know me,bitchnigga,so shutup..."Oops...that was a bit silly.Heehee

On EP, I talk about my worries. I guess it's just because there's so much negative in my life right now that I can't get my head past it and come here for support. But even now through everything, I'm as funny as ever. Most...

Last summer I went on a camping trip with Bright's Might. We flew all the way to Waterford, Ireland and pitched our tents on a grassy cliff over looking the beatiful sea. We we're there for 2 weeks, one of which we had tents, and the...

Being silly breaks the tension. I often use it as a mechanism to keep me from being down on myself.
I especially LOVE to shout out random nonsense phrases or statements (similar to the chest wax scene from 40-Year Old Virgin).

Every day I want to start with a laugh, so I look in the mirror.  It does it for me.  Others might frown but that's just a laugh upside down, isn't it?  I dance a little jig sometimes when I get tired of...

Many may see it as madness, but no... I am silly! I've always have been, since I was a little kid. When I grew up, I did learn to be serious and how to get deep into important topics and such. But I never lost my silliness! :-D
My...

I love to laugh, and with that being true and me being a giving person I like to share that with everyone. I don't like it when people are unhappy. Even if I don't even really know the person, I try to do my best to cheer them up. Since...

I couldn't really give an example, here. But it's what I'm constantly told =P And I love it!

I love to just chill and act stupid with my friends and cousins (i get on their nerves alot too :P). I'm also very random sometimes...which most people consider being silly.

well i am silly cos im a creature of impulse and tend to act waay b4 i think...so i always end up in scrapes that cud b easily avoided if i calmed down and stopped been SILLY!!!!!...xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Optimist=sees the glass as half full
Pessimist=sees the glass as half empty
Realist=sees the glass as half full because some jerk drank the other half...

Who thinks of these things ... Perhaps only the silly!

I'm told by my friends & family that I have a bad habit of cracking wise with a completely straight face. It makes people double take until they realize exactly what I've said. It works best on store clerks or wait persons. I advise...