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You ever walk into the room and your mom/dad looks up at you and says "what are you looking for?" or "what do you want?"

That's my dad today. I immediately felt unwanted and reverted back to being a child- all doe eyed- sad faced and...

But so much worse ... I have absolutely no feelings of pride...it should be animal cruelty.

Yeah i said it- i said SODA!

you try working at a law firm and cut down on cigs and then tell ME i cant have soda! Try it! I dare u!

Im super professional today. Am knocking down that dreaded "to do" list all while wearing sneakers...

Yes, this is what i did at work- enter time entry for the attorneys, make the bitch face, do expense reports and send random youtube junk to the office mates I actually like.

This better work! The last time i tried posting it Youtube took it off =(

I.Love.This.Show.

Thank you Goliath!
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I am an engineer.

An engineer dies and goes to hell. After a while, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in...

What he said: Don't go changing, to try and please meYou never let me down beforeDon't imagine you're too familiarAnd I don't see you anymoreI wouldn't leave you in times of troubleWe never could have come this farI took the good times...

almost. Almost victorious.
Brick Pollitt: What is the victory of a cat on a hot tin roof?
Margaret "Maggie" Pollitt: Just staying on it I guess, long as she can.

Sucker love is heaven sent.
You pucker up, our passion's spent.
My hearts...

you see that scene? i love it. yes, i have feelings. dont act so shocked.

need i say more?

I love you more today than yesterday. But not as much as tomorrow <3-Love your bear

And so, of course being all professional takes some work. Some of that work includes making your office mate (cool arse chichis) and your new boss guy (boss chap) laugh with completely inappropriate bullshit.
Enjoy:

While I've been running around pretending to be a grownup it dawned on me that maybe, perhaps, i missed you guys.

Ok............ im back.

How does one explain how in feck i got an absurd amount of fans while "edie" was away?

whatever. i missed u lot. ayeeeeeee poor "mona".

Be well darlings. And happy Springtime to you.

Also, if I had an iPad, I could tweet from the bathroom.

I was going to post this in the Useless Advice group but, i cant be bothered to find it at this point. Yes, it is indeed not even 4pm here and im tipsy. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!

If you're having a bad day, smoke some pot. Really. Its...

I have this overwhelming urge to get a few office mates to do this with me: