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People. i love you guys but 54 pm's is a bit uncalled for

And so ...........i was all mad at men right? cause i hate them at this point...... well, i dont hate them but, just dislike most people strongly. ESPECIALLY my neighbor that is interrupting my movie brain storming night with his...

hmmm..........when drunketh, its important NOT to post angry rants that may prompt a text from the ex asking if that beautiful post was dedicated to him.

Also, tis important not to proceed to keep texting him and then drunk dialing...

Ex: *lays about on my bed drunk* why arent we together?
Me: *on EP drunk off my ass* cause im a lesbian
Ex: Bullshit you dont trust any pussy other than your own.
Me: *blinks* you know me too well
Ex: Eating pussy is an art
Me: so...

You know what defines a real friendship? When you can tell this person anything at all and they dont judge. Sometimes they dont understand but they try to. They listen. Allow you to open up and are there when you're drunk off your ass...

"It's like you're screaming, and no one can hearYou almost feel ashamedThat someone could be that importantThat without them, you feel like nothingNo one will ever understand how much it hurtsYou feel hopeless; like nothing can save...

Last night- i changed my name. Ohhhh yea, the Lush no longer. Why? I've got my reasons. The term "Lush" means many things. The reason i chose the Lush name just means one thing= drunk girlie.
Today, i was doing my usual Tuesday thing...

I sometimes wonder why certain people just add me without speaking to me or reading any of my stories. Im pretty sure ive stated this time and time again- if you argue with someone in my circle im not choosing a side. Ive also stated...

So, im quitting smoking........... i can do it.

I got my electric cigs ordered.

I bought these disposable cigs that are equal to two packs of cigs. (my bro recommended)

It tastes great but..............

Me: Luiski? this um...

Im sick of my sis in law already and i just walked in the door. wtf? why are they all here? *sigh*
Im tired of this holiday shit. Im tired of shopping. Im tired of random people dropping by.

However, im not tired of crazy New Yorkers...

So this is EP
And what have you done?
Another year stuck here
And a new one just begun
And so this is EP
I hope you had fun
to The Infamous Nomac and the
Dearest BobbyFrost
have A very drunk weekend
And a happy New car (for Bobby)
Let's...

There's nothing like waking up to see your dad wearing a garbage bag screaming: "cut the holes bigger!!!!"

We ran outta milk. He made the mad dash to the only place that seems to be open- the supermarket up the block. HIs name is...

What is EP trying to tell me? These are the ads ive just received:

-Free Christian Dating Site
errrrr?

-ADHD Treatment
apparently there's a private clinic in downtown Manhattan. o.O

-Alcohol Intervention
mehhh! fukk off

Rest in Peace Mak..............jeebus, i wish i knew what song you liked. and i wish i had been a better friend to you. and i hate cancer. like more than anything. war i can understand. Cancer is just a bit too much.
i dont like crying...

Jin's banned- again
Nomac is banned - again

...............................*ponders behaving* ............*pouts* ...........*blinks* ............well, whats the worse that can happen if i dont behave? Will they really ban me? Again...

so over it............ keep posting your shit

tis cute

Because lets face it... she gets so many of them... she deserves her own group.

*slaps self*

My niece, my pretty lil princess, just turned 7. She's this amazing lil thing that makes me smile. She has such potential to be an artist. She can draw way better than me (yes, many a weekend spent comparing drawings with...

So what if im listening to ABBA again? why is my neighbor complaining? is it cause i answered the door in a tank and panties?
fukk that self righteous uppity bish.......... uppity doesnt look right... *says uppity out loud...