I Am Sorry, But I Fondled Your Profile While You Slept Stories of Experiences

Had too much fun doing it. I couldn't help myself.

1 - I'm incurably nosy.
2 - You made me laugh, and/or really touched my heart in some way.
3 - I wonder what you do when I'm not around.
4 - I miss you.
5 - Did I do something you don't like and you're not telling me? Maybe there's a...

LOL...the name of this group made me laugh!! :-)

I admit... I fondled your profile...I just couldn't help myself!! lol It was such a turn on!! Ha!

your profile shouldn't have worn that outfit and been in an alleyway at half past.

I couldn't help it
It was begging me to browse its front page

....I couldn't help myself....I was sucked in...besides, everyone knows the best stuff is found in the still of the night....

...pfft.....and they said these mad ninja skills would never be of any use....

I couldn't resist. Your profile was just so appealing. I'm sitting here at night alone, and well, I hope you don't mind me taking liberties.

I don't anything to do.. and it is public why can't I do it?

What a great group.

I had all sorts of funny ideas as to what I might post here, and then I saw the name of the founder.

EPHaunts.

There are no firm confirmations of the rumors... but... many of us knew that he was quite ill last...

I mean...have you seen the way your profile dresses? I had my eyes all over it the whole night. The way it teased me with those big, bold stories. It wanted it. I know it did. Once it was out for the count, I took my time as I...

but more than anything, I just love the name of the group

EP and ‘stalking’ go together like bangers and mash, copy and paste, Batman and Robin, hammer and tongues, chips and cheese .. You can have one but it’s not quite as great without the other.

That exciting feeling of stumbling...

I fondled my own profile and liked it

Yes I did ladies! LOL! it is true that we all look at and read each othr's profiles and posting while the person is sleeping! I would love a woman to fondle mine; to like it, and to mail/message me!

I just couldn't help myself. You are such an interesting person I could not resist. I ran through your list of groups, joined a lot of them too. I browsed your stories...there are so many to choose from...read several of them and made...

...But I couldn't help it. I just had to go there and fondle your profile while you slept. Still friends?

Wilde honey, I fondled your profile while you were sleeping. I wanted to see what groups you had joined to see if any of them would be cool for me to join. Yes, I trolled all up and down your profile like a model on a catwalk and it...

I fondle the profiles of a few members, only a couple know of it. I know, I'm a creeper.

.....laying there sleeping. I was ever so gentle and tried to be quiet as I admired your beauty, glimpsed into your experiences, lived in your world for a short time.

i drank too much.......still friends ?