I Believe In Humor Stories of Experiences

NO. 1
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day, their driver died of poisoning.

NO.2
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of...

The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.

He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed,
and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.

St. Peter said, 'Well, Forrest,

it is...

Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage.

Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to
get back into the world.

Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know...

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the Casino. She seemed a
little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the
dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely...

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
__________

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?', 'Yes, I...

TEACHING ENGLISH TO THE NATIVES

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to...

I was thrilled to learn that this site really existed. I decided to join in the hope of corresponding with people of like mind. I am seeking an open minded woman that would entertain the prospect for a long term adult nursing...

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation.
For the life of him, he couldn't...

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way...

God decided to encourage people to have fewer children and introduced an award scheme… During the procedure at one point, he concentrated on learning about the situation in India :

He first met Jawaharlal Nehru in heaven, and asked...

An old pastor lay dying. He sent a message for an Internal Revenue Canada agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital.

When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the pastor held out his hands and...

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem.

I have two female parrots,

But they only know to say one thing.'

'What do they say?' the priest asked.

They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have...

girl dips her doll in a red, hair-dye, tucks it nicely within a bath-tub, walks the direction of a boy he fancies and say; come and see, you'll be mad to miss it!unimpressed, he turns around disappointed and says to himself; thought i...

I got a good laugh this morning. I am STILL laughing about this! Here's what happened: I joined the group about expressing your option in 5 words or less. I did. The first story went through just fine ........ 5 words. Having had fun, I...