I Will Give You Useless Advice Here Stories of Experiences

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For the past while I've made a note of complimenting women when they look good. It seems normal to say something nice, especially when they've put some effort into their appearance.  That doesn't mean I'm coming on to them, just that...

leave your quarters on the machine @laundry matt-- even for a second :(

Treat a relationship as if it's a two way dirt road. Understand that there are going to be pot holes, speed bumps, sharp turns, and washboards to slow you down. But you MUST understand how this works is that you MUST acknowledge that it...

# If you wanna keep a girlfriend a secret from your family, make sure your privacy settings on Facebook don't show any posts hinting at the fact you have a girlfriend to your very nosy sister (yours truly).
# If you have hot/handsome...

Here's a list of the funniest labels I found on the net! So fkn funny!!
WARNING LABEL ON TRAMPOLINE: In event of flood, do NOT use as a boat
(BAHAHAHAHA WTF?!?!)
WARNING LABEL ON BLANKET:
Not to be used as protection from tornado.
(Lol...

Im simply on here for everyone else. i have amazing advice and i will be blogging about anything and everything. feel free to comment and ask away <3 all i say and do is anonymous of course. because an unbiased opinion is the best.

Dear future con artists..... errrm.....i mean, dear future leaders of America,
When you're leaving a law firm and are planning to screw said law firm over by stealing their clientele, refrain from using up our paper to print out...

1. There is no use in trying to be honest with an emotional manipulator. You make a statement and it will be turned around. Example: "Im upset that you LIED about me" Response: "am really upset that you cant see past this lie i made up...

 

Check them skillz

This is all about me

"Don't Make Assumptions. Find the courage to ask questions and to express what you really want. Communicate with others as clearly as you can to avoid misunderstandings, sadness and drama. With just this one agreement, you can...

and Shakespear probably has the answer to almost errrthang.

I fear, too early: for my mind misgives
Some consequence yet hanging in the stars
Shall bitterly begin his fearful date
With this night's revels and expire the term
Of a...

Am usually against any song turned into some Bachata remix...........but this one is cute. I gotta admit.

My neighbor- "Supah Adventura" <-----total Dominican reference, was listening to this and i got nosy.

Useless advice,If you want it,You've guessed it,You've come to the right place!

I shall request the advice of my favourite jester...I am scared that I won't fit in back here in Belgium... I feel more at home in the UK than in weird village fairs! So, you know, I had a look online and I found a gorgeous little house...

..........unless you're just as drunk as they are.

Case in point- enter drunk brother. He has been just rambling about- i really dont know what cause i stopped paying attention.

The last thing he says (in his "wrestler's voice...

popped into my head.
In college a bunch of us used to go to a bar called the Studio something or other. It was right after the whole Studio 54 thing and I am sure that is why the douchebag owner named it that.
Anyhow, this was a disco...