I Am Olafsen, Hear Me Posit Stories of Experiences

Ive tried posting a sizable story but the spam filter wont let me. The problem is, its 1504 words and it could be almost anything thats causing it as the dozyfuck filter doesnt point it out. So arse to the story, the filter and posting...

I was roused at 7.10 am by the tiny housekeeper who, to my astonishment announced the Professor requested my presence at breakfast. had the previous evening of terror been some fevered dream? I gave myself no time to ponder, threw on my...

My train journey was uneventful with the exception of a conductor making a fuss over my manservant Alab,being in the 1st class carriage with me.I find some views regarding negroids quite inappropiately outdated, i was fortunate to have...

THE TALE OF THE CONCOMITANT BEAST.
Part the First
As with all stories so fantastical in nature that it afflicts the sensibilities with barely registered meaning, i find it most difficult to grasp a thread, a sound, sufficient in...

Jennifer has suffered from Athiesm most of her life.
From the age of 9 she began to question her world, by 14 she questioned the fundamental precepts of religion and god worship. A year later, Jennifer had full blown Athiesm. No amount...

HUNKERED. Origin. A term made popular by the Swedish author Handeheld Thoreson. In his novel 'Mehuflootel Duttbuttl.' a tale of multiplicity in a monotheistic commune dedicated to Zoarastrian beliefs, he mentions how Sijord, a tuna...

Wiki entry. Food, or comestibles, were invented in 1743 by the German botanist Franz Heidleberg.(Born in Cologne, Germany in 1704. Died in Swansea, Wales in 1761 from chronic boredom.) Primarily employed as the local councils pig-killer...