I Like to Collect Quotes Stories of Experiences (Page 4)

We're friends, you laugh, I laugh, you cry, I cry, you jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your stupid a ss!
Author unknown

"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."
- Oscar Wilde

I always wanted to know how long 'forever' was and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 3 to 4 weeks.

Author unknown

"People say everything happens for a reason... well when I punch you in the face remember that happened for a reason!"

Author unknown

1, 2, 3 smile….. Oh crap, it’s on video!
(Unknown author)

“...the people that are hardest to love need it the most.”

There was once a stone cutter who was dissatisfied with himself and with his position in life. One day he passed a wealthy merchant's house. Through the open gateway, he saw many fine possessions and important visitors. "How powerful...

Than a frontal labotamy!
The great W.C. Fields.

I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a s lut I am just saying if everyone's c ock had wings she'd be an airport.
(Author unknown)
No offence to any ex' it's just a quote and it's not mine
Hahaha

Haters; kill them with success and bury them with a smile

To all my haters, I realize you only have one advantage over me...you can kiss my a ss and I can’t

You hate me? Well okay, grab a chair and wait for me to care.

(Unknown...

Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday!

Author Uknown

I have written these quotes out of random boredom. Many things come up into your brain wherever we may be, so as for me these quotes or sayings came up to me while unemployed and just lazing around with beer in hand and a laptop in...

The most painful tears are not the ones that fall from your eyes and cover your face.
They're the ones that fall from your heart and cover your soul...Author Unknown

To me writing quotes means I can make a long story short

I feel so important; I voted for another person to become a politician and be 100 times richer than me!

"Attach yourself to those kindred spirits who have faith in who you are and what you desire to accomplish.  Inherit their passion for possibility growth and intention.  Intention transforms reality."

-- Stuart Avery Gold

With all the toys in the world, and people choose feelings to play with~credit to angelicsmiles, EP member

You call it a straightjacket, I call it a hug!

Everything in life is temporary. If things are going good, enjoy it, it won't last forever. If things are going bad, don't despair, it won't last forever either.

you cant spel assassin without sin and twice the ass-braedon parr