I Have a Weird Sense of Humor Stories of Experiences

I'm pretty sure I was born in the wrong era. I think I should have been born around the early to mid 1800s. Why you might ask?
Is it because there were so many opportunities for people in the USA at that time? No, I think there are just...

I think random things are really funny and for that I get stared at. I dont like the attention but I mean I think its pretty funny when someone gets hurt out of there own stupidity. I get some rude looks but I mean its pretty funny.

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I hope this does not offend anyone but this is completely hilarious!! I was told to watch this and I don't know how anyone could watch and not laugh completely. I think it is amazing that someone is able to come up with something so...

guy 1: so when I was just a baby my mom died in a car crash

me: chuckles and smiles a little

friend: whats so funny about that?

me: I'm sorry its just I cant help it

friend: okay

guy: okay and then I was send to an orfanige and...

I have always been able to laugh at my own clumsiness , but when it got to a point where i could hardly breath and i was smoking like a chimney, i could not laugh at myself any longer...i realized i had to stop the cigarettes, really...

Not many people get my sense of humour. When I make a joke or whatever, people tend to just stare and go huh?!Only the very few special people really get me :)

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
If the flavor is still good, don't change the recipe.
Losers were made to win, tongues were made for vaginas ;).
Nobody kicks ass like classic rock, and nothing lasts forever.
Women should listen more...

Okay now I am sure I am not the only person who..... by complete accident found that by focusing on people chins...upside of course....is just hilarious hence the creation of the talking chin.....yes I said talking chins they are...

This is hilarious to me and I have watched this video about thousand times and it never fails to crack my ass up!!  

I'm not going to reveal my last name here but just suffice it to say it's unusual. It's also only six letters and one syllable, making it an easy name.
I get called by it almost as often as I do by my first name - and it is perfect for...

There are 3 children, one called Strawberry, one called Peach, and another called Brick.

One day, Strawberry asked his mum "Mum, why am i called Strawberry?"
"Because when you were little, a strawberry fell in your pram" Replied his...

So the title gives half of it away, but I'll tell you the other half. My family has a really strange humor especially my dad, my uncle, and my grandfather. They sometimes make fun of people which can be sometimes funny if it's okay with...

It causes problems sometimes, especially when people can't tell that I'm joking. I'm also pretty blunt about certain things, and some of my humor can be naughty and inappropriate at times... I have to be careful of my audience.

So my friend are car pooling.
She turning to me and says " what comes to mind when I say, I like fucking waffles"!
First thought ok ok she needs to calm the hell. Then I thought about it for a second. "Ohhhhh"
She laughs and asks...

I actually had a chance to do this today...and didn't.

mwahahahaha! :P

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability...

1. If I had done the things I did in high school during modern times, I would have been expelled and possibly incarcerated. Back then boys just got into fights - because they were boys.

2. I would far rather be broke and happy than...

Flight home...3 hours. Not that bad, really. I usually talk quietly to my seatmate or read my Kindle...or music is always welcome.Not this time. We board the plane. Stick the cats under the seats, leaving me almost nowhere to put my...