I Have a Weird Sense of Humor Stories of Experiences

1. If I had done the things I did in high school during modern times, I would have been expelled and possibly incarcerated. Back then boys just got into fights - because they were boys.

2. I would far rather be broke and happy than...

Flight home...3 hours. Not that bad, really. I usually talk quietly to my seatmate or read my Kindle...or music is always welcome.Not this time. We board the plane. Stick the cats under the seats, leaving me almost nowhere to put my...

This is a brief account of what happened as we waited to board the plane.We waited...the plane had just arrived and for some reason no one came off. Waited longer...fifteen minutes went by. Waited even longer. Starting to feel really...

Bags got checked without much in the way of stress. Once we had dropped off our bags and checked in...all was well. Now we headed for TSA/Security...my heart pounding and my hands sweaty, lol. Would I actually be able to get through...

Hi everyone....just to bring you up to snuff on how things went last night, lol...I checked into the airport with:1) unloaded Smith and Wesson .357 Magnum2) one Buck folding hunting knife with abalone hand grip that was lost in one of...

The problem with my kind of humor is, that I always have to explain myself or make sure that other's know I'm just kidding. Or that it's so over the top that others wouldn't find it funny but a bit overdo lol. By then, it isn't even...

So, my bf and I were living a good life in a quiet family neighborhood where I had one of the neighborhood kids cutting my grass every week. Being the only openly gay couple in the neighborhood, it made for easy targeting on the kid who...

Woke up a little nervous today, lol.Today I travel...fly home with a handgun packed in my suitcase. A lot of you have already heard me whine about TSA and how they seem to like to frisk me every time I fly.I have met all of the airline...

A yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store and told the proprietor he was going to take up chicken farming. He then asked to buy 100 chicks.
"That's a lot of chicks...

Ok…I admit...It isn’t a statistical anomaly at all. I just like to call it that…because doing so makes my day seem a little more fun and adventurous when interesting and funny things happen...like:

Meeting the same slowly...

Two hicks walk into a pub. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their

moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that...

I realised this when my friends, family and colleagues who all bought separate birthday cards for me ALL mentioned how sarcastic I was. That's 54 cards mentioning sarcasm, and quite a few birthday emails and e cards would make that...

Do Las Vegas Churches accept  gambling chips? THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE  OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES  THAN CASINOS. NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT...

What did the algebra problem think once it stumped the student?"Man, I am so hard right now."*Knock, Knock*Who's there?*a mime*What's green and hangs from a tree?Giraffe flem.What do you call sailors with salt on them?Salty SeamenA man...

I have been looking for employment for a few weeks and of course almost everything is done online. What kills me is that some places do not allow you to upload a resume and you have to fill out the same questions over and over and over...

More often then not...it seems my jokes tend to backfire on me in spectacular ways…Michief makers beware… I love to mess up little jokes and pranks when you try and pull one on me-that is only if I see a set up coming…which isn...

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use...

NO JOKE (although that would be very fitting of this group). I'm always the person who laughs the loudest, the wierdest, the longest, the most hysterical. My voice stands out in a crowd. When I have a sore throat and I sound like the...

I like dirty jokes more than most people.I think a sexy since joke it  really makes the best jokes.do you have a sexy dirty joke you'd like to share with me