I Have a Weird Sense of Humor Stories of Experiences

Two hicks walk into a pub. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their

moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that...

I realised this when my friends, family and colleagues who all bought separate birthday cards for me ALL mentioned how sarcastic I was. That's 54 cards mentioning sarcasm, and quite a few birthday emails and e cards would make that...

Do Las Vegas Churches accept  gambling chips? THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE  OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES  THAN CASINOS. NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT...

What did the algebra problem think once it stumped the student?"Man, I am so hard right now."*Knock, Knock*Who's there?*a mime*What's green and hangs from a tree?Giraffe flem.What do you call sailors with salt on them?Salty SeamenA man...

I have been looking for employment for a few weeks and of course almost everything is done online. What kills me is that some places do not allow you to upload a resume and you have to fill out the same questions over and over and over...

More often then not...it seems my jokes tend to backfire on me in spectacular ways…Michief makers beware… I love to mess up little jokes and pranks when you try and pull one on me-that is only if I see a set up coming…which isn...

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use...

NO JOKE (although that would be very fitting of this group). I'm always the person who laughs the loudest, the wierdest, the longest, the most hysterical. My voice stands out in a crowd. When I have a sore throat and I sound like the...

I like dirty jokes more than most people.I think a sexy since joke it  really makes the best jokes.do you have a sexy dirty joke you'd like to share with me

i'm one of those people who think that thing that shouldn't be funny are funny. lately its gone from kind of messed up to just plain fucked up.

Yesterday I saw a video called "Kid in Cockpit" on YouTube and its so fucked up and...

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman whom you can trust that doesn't lie to you.

4. It's...

Sometimes I walk around with something in my teeth to see how many people actually tell me. Or to see how many just stare. It's about 50/50!

Ok, y'all lets have a little fun today. Since it's going to storm again today and we are all trapped inside lets revisit one of my favorite little books A Southern Belle Primer or Why Princess Margret Will Never Be a Kappa Kappa Gamma...

I think that messed up jokes are great like when the Boston marathon happened I already made jokes the next day is that a bad thing?

There was a man who had had a headache for twenty years and was at the point where he wanted to end his own life, but he decided to go to a specialist first.
No doctor could solve his problem, until finally one of them said "You have a...

- You answer the door before people knock.
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
- You ski uphill.
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You lick your coffeepot clean...

One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out.

When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.

The chief then said "All...

The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flightattendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came swishingdown the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey hasasked me to announce that he'll be...

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