I Have a Weird Sense of Humor Stories of Experiences (Page 3)

I'm pretty weird. And my sense of humor is part of the whole "weird" thing for sure. I guess I just happen to see everything from a different perspective than most of the general population. I honestly don't know if that makes me...

Finally got all the housework and chores done, the dishes are all in the bin and the trash has been washed, the laundries in the fridge and the groceries are on a fast spin... mowed the carpet and hoovered the lawns, the dogs dinner is...

Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had
hair of red. My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were
wed.
This made my dad my...

A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store and talked to the proprietor about how he was going to take up chicken farming. He then asked to buy 100 chicks."That...

A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took her out, showed her how to start...

1) Wait, Stop....I have to poop
2) you need to smile for the camera!
3) get off of me, I can do that MUCH better
4) is this your first time?
5) my ex does that a lot better...
6) is this suppose to feel good?
7) I thought that you had...

My brother and I were out with our girls the other night and after a few drinks we started trying to top eachothers comment so after a while it got bad and we came up with this idea for. A tv show if you offend easy dont read any moreI...

1. Don't Listen to his/her problem.
2. Beat the patient up.
3.Shake the bed so hard that he/she falls out of bed.
4. Daydream in the operating room.
5. Laugh.
6. Ignore him/her.
7. Always yell at patient.
8. Talk on cellphone.
9. Say...

I was on a dating website and there was this girl. She had Je'taime tattooed on her wrist. In French that means 'I love you'. So, trying to be a bit wittier than normal because girls typically don't care to speak to me otherwise, I send...

Sometimes when the kids and I are in Target or some other large store, I send the older ones off to fetch things for me. It teaches them about pricing, how to find things and getting information about products.
Sometimes, when I see...

The world was put here just to amuse me.
I have a skewed view of a warped reality.
If I warn you not to do something because it might end up with you being embarassed or in pain. Do not look to me for help.
Cause I am going to be...

So, for some strange reason I find vomit to be very fascinating. Like, I enjoy watching people throw up and I will go out of my way to look at vomit. I like to see whats in it. I also find things that most people find disturbing...

She sleep in a long gown with no panties on, because she wear her panties on her head, because she don't want her hair, are shall i say rollers to fall out of her hair when she sleep, she also put her panties on her head when she take a...

Someone said the word clown and all i could think of was that frown.
So, i put on make-up to create a facial breakup
What a shakeup. LOL.

A priest, a nun, an a satanist walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "this is a joke".

North Korea has declared war on the south, anyone heard if France has surrendered yet? :D

He was up their during work and I was holding the ladder, but he fell throw the ceiling right next to the ladder while I was holding it, he wasn't hurt, so I laugh so hard I was crying, so when other people come over I show them the...

I have always had difficulty with most of the people during casual conversation. I don't crack jokes (the usual kind). I usually deliver something during general conversation without breaking the flow, like - Let me tell you a funny...