I Love a Good Laugh Stories of Experiences

so...in order for me to keep it short, im just going to be as honest as possible. im wrong. my soul is tarnished of my own choosing, i love myself but realize that i could have selected a better path. im ignorant. i believe what i wish...

Me without you is like
A pot head who's not high
A plane that doesn't fly
A suicidal that doesnt die
A fat man with no boobs
A condom with no lube
A starcraft with no noobs
A hooker with no luck
A hoe that doesn't suck
A slut that doesn...

Ramphal reached school late. Teacher asked," Hey Ramphal, why did u come late today?"
Ramphal replied," Sir, my hen laid an egg. Due to joy, I forgot the school timings."
Teacher said," So what? Thats not a big matter."
Ramphal said...

A lawyer was cross examining a doctor about whether he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate.''No,''the doctor said,''I did not check his pulse.''''And did you listen for a heart beat?''asked the...

Walking along, paying no mind to anything around me. Loving the breeze, suddenly the woman in from of me lets out a shriek! What happened you ask? The wind crept up and caused her skirt to go way up revealing her leopard print undies! C...

As a law enforcement officer I have been approached by several people lately wanting to know how to identify a Meth Lab.Here is a picture of four Labs. I think it's pretty obvious which one is the Meth Lab. I hope this helps.Let me know...

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which side of a cheetah has the most spots?

the outside :D

I am still getting used to living in KY. The other morning I went out to go to work and there was a bear in the tree by my car. I thought about getting in the car, but I am just not used to dancing with bears yet. So, I went back inside...

This happened when I was around 10 years. I was playing football with a few my of friends. in the park. One of my friends had earlier pulled the chair just at the time I was about to sit on it, so that made me quite cross with him. Not...

I don't like a guy who over tells a joke, or forces his humor on u...

1 organization
2 irony
3 numbered lists

They used to say why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.
Now surveys show over 50% of women are against marriage. It seems women are beginning to think you do not have to have a pig just to get a little sausage.

A man is lying on an empty beach, sunbathing in the nude. He looks up to see a little girl approaching him. He looks frantically for something to cover himself with. He quickly grabs a magazine he was reading and puts it over himself...

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina.

The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me...

Sometimes I would listen to my radio at work and 2 of my favorite disc jockeys worked the afternoon shift.On what is now Jam'N 94.5(it was WZOU at the time),it was Gary "Human" Numan,who would start his show with his Joke of the Day.I...

This woman is driving into a small town and slams on the brakes as a coyote runs across the road in front of her. Just as she regains her wits and gets ready to proceed, a cowboy runs right in front of her and catches the coyote by the...

A male and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale, "Lets both...

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage.

The panda pauses on his way out, produces a...