im pirceing my lip agian tonight and ill have spider bites so yeah that wiil
Nomad712. God how I wish that fat idiot had tried mouthing off to me in person. I'd bitchslap him as a warm up.
I'll be honest. This is probably my first time thinking of doing it much more differently than usual.
I won't be alone. I have another person involved in this crazy plan. Before I...
I'm crazy about prom dresses.I think different kinds of dresses are charming.Promhope.comDresses on this website is beautiful.
I got all bit **** crazy over my moms pen at school because my stupid ***** friend had snatched it from me and lost it somewhere...then she said its on the floor and says u freaked...
Sometimes I like that I have anxiety and depression lol cause it makes me think twice about things and I can get sometimes wise or be in my feelings and think about other people...
Holidays aren't holidays without a little bit of family drama. My family wears me out
It's Slapsgiving. Today I'm serving turkey with a side order of BITCHSLAPPINGS.
I occasionally enjoy a bit of watersports one of my fantasies is I am considering letting a guy P inside me I think the warm feeling would be awesome never have done it just...
By my disobedient dog of 11 years. It didn't want to listen to me so when I physically tried to command it it lunged at me several times and managed to bite me once. Would have...
hi!! I am a little bit crazy but I have a crazy friend!! hahaha.. I like her..
It's two for Tuesday. Everyone gets a double dose of bitchslappings.
These bitter-sweet memories.
Trying to lose them.
Lose them to the fire in my head.
Just a fire.
Burning the good memories.
Turning them bad.
OMG lol Hahahaha something just hit me! I was visiting my niece and her little family with my mom yesterday. We were watching her little one, he's about 19 months now. I asked her...
I really will,i bite all the time,it's addicting to bite people for fun,i don't know why,it's just fun but if you anger me or say anything bad about wolves,you will bleed.
I've got a six-pack of bitchslappings right here.
It's ***** slapping season and I have a hankering for some bitchslappering.
Two BITCHSLAPPINGS for the price of one.
Today agenda: BITCHSLAPPINGS!
When I was 23 I spent 2 weeks at Ft Chaffee in Arkasas as part of the Army Reserve. While on night maneuvers we picked a spot under a tree canopy to bivouac. Because we were mobile...
Fresh ***** slappings for everyone.
Don't do it! Don't make me do it! I'm serious! I will ***** slap you over the moon!
A little more than a year has passed. It has been crazy. I don't even know where to begin. Last year I bought my first home. I traveled to England for two weeks for the first time...
Who's up for a ***** slapping? Anyone? Anyone? ***** slappings. Get your free ***** slapping. Right here. Anyone? Anyone?
***** slapping someone not only builds up your arm strength but is a great form of cardiovascular exercise.
I always carry a little crazy with myself... you never know when you need it.... :P