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I A Blonde Girl

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    I Am Not A Total Barbie!

    If  someone calls me a  'Total Barbie' is that discrimination? One of my girls at my McDonalds where I am the shift supervisor called me that, and I yelled at her and told her that is discrimination and I sent her home, even though she is probably two or three times my...
    BlondeNotBarbie BlondeNotBarbie 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 16, 2009

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    Blonde Baby!!!!!

    gotta love it right? because of the stereotype of blondes being giggly, funny and having no inibitions we make ourselves like that!!!!!!!!!! people expect us to be the confident ones. the strong ones. the crazy ones. flirty. funny. lock me up and throw away the key! im blonde...
    fridaygurl fridaygurl 16-17, F Jan 3, 2013

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    At least I am for the moment.

    ;) My hair color can change with the tides.
    DonnaDomm DonnaDomm 26-30, F Jan 5

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    claireblack claireblack 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 19, 2014

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    This comes from a dream I had. I added things to make it into a story. Every scene was real but with dreams you know what is going on so there was little or no duologue. It needs...
    evenelfe11 evenelfe11 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    I'm really a boy... But I have emotions like a girl does and I act like a girl a lot and I feel like a girl... Would you classify that as a boy being a girl? Plus... I want to get...
    Crossdress4life Crossdress4life 18-21, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I love blonde men with nice biceps, broad shoulders, and tall...yum.
    lessneedymonica lessneedymonica 22-25, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    Q: How does a blonde named Jessy cheers herself after watching a James Bond movie? A: "my name is Blonde, Jessy Blonde, 700 "
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out. [no offense Blondes.]
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock. [epic. No offense Blonde]
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel? A: Because her boyfriend was also blond! [lol, no offence Blondes]
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved. [no offense blondes, I love you ;)]
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her. [no offense blondes :* ]
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? A: They both swallowed a lot of se(a)men. [no offense blondes,]
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking. [no offence blondes, follow for more]
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    Q: How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day? A: Give her a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." [folfow for more]
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    Q: Why did God give blondes 2 more brain cells than horses? A: So they don't **** in the parade. [follow for more.]
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Q: Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down. [follow for more. No offense to Blondes ;) ]
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M a week ago

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    Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants.. [follow for more. ;) ]
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M a week ago

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    Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted. [follow for more]
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M a week ago

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    I am very much a girly girl and I wear dresses and skirts a lot and I've never been all that interested in sports. I know that a lot of girls do play sports but I don't think that...
    feminine2themax feminine2themax 13-15, F a week ago

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    Guys on this site are really starting to irritate me. Believe it or not some people would like to actually have a normal conversation with girls on here. BUT!!! Since so many guys...
    Neikirk Neikirk 22-25, M 13 Responses a week ago

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    Am a girl who likes girl lookin for girl to talk to and could be my girlfriend and clean chat πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–
    bessiebear bessiebear 13-15, F a week ago

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    Q: Why blonde jokes are one liners ? A: So than people can remember them. [follow for more. No offense to dear blondes ;) ]
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M a week ago

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    Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M a week ago

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    Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!" [no offence to Blondes, follow for more ;) ]
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M a week ago

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    Q: What do you call a blonde behind a steering while? A: An airbag. [no offense to Blonde darlings ;) . follow for more ]
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M a week ago

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    I was in year nine. It was the last week of the term, so many people were in the library finsihing off assignments. Because it was packed, a sexy senior decides to sit across from...
    Fleedoge12345678 Fleedoge12345678 18-21, M Jun 24

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    A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 Jun 22

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    A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 Jun 22

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    A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 1 Response Jun 22

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    I am the girliest tomboy you will ever meet. My favorite color is pink. I LOVE fashion, boy bands, theater, the fantasy of getting married, barbies, etc. I adore chick flicks and...
    MidnightLaughter MidnightLaughter 18-21, F Jun 22

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    So there is this girl. This girl who I have the most enormous crush on. She is really pretty and enthusiastic I could happily listen to her talk all day. It started in January, my...
    Gaysadandhormonal Gaysadandhormonal 13-15, F 4 Responses Jun 21

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    I've dressed up as a girl for Halloween twice but wish I did it a lot more. The first time, when I was 14 I went with my gf of the time and her friend and her boyfriend. there wasn...
    crossfitprincess crossfitprincess 22-25, M 4 Responses Jun 21

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    I have seen boys at school beating up girls before and I think that any boy who hits a girl is nothing but a big coward. Girls are usually smaller and weaker than boys and aren't...
    jillmyers91901 jillmyers91901 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 20

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    I never thought I will openly talk about this. I am a girl, and I always like girls. I am still not sure about my sexuality, but I always like girls. I have met so many girls...
    littlelittlepooky littlelittlepooky 22-25, F 4 Responses Jun 18

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    OOPS! I was born the exact middle child of five children. I had an older brother and sister on one side and a younger sister and brother on the other side. There was a twelve year...
    MeganMary MeganMary 22-25, T 12 Responses Jun 18

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    Blonde men are my weakness, they look so divine
    ELSIUM ELSIUM 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 18

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    I believe falling in love has to do with the person not their gender so I've had crushes and fallen for both guys and girls my whole life, but I've only ever really dated and been...
    JustMe1214 JustMe1214 18-21 3 Responses Jun 17