I A Joke

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    If You Had A Dream, And You Woke From It And Realize It Wasn't A Dream. Would You Go Back To Sleep?

    An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing... He asked the trainer that was near-by, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."
    RAPPDADDY RAPPDADDY
    46-50
    1 Response Oct 9, 2012

    What Do You Think Indians Say When They Sacrifice Animals To God?

    1: HA HA HA HA!!! HA HA HA HA!!! (They make fun of the animal mabey) 2: TAKE HIM NOT ME!!! TAKE HIM NOT ME!!! (Thats rude!) 3: PAR-TY! PAR-TY! PAR-TY! PAR-TY!!! (They party about a dieing animal? Not even close!) 4: DANCE ON HIS GRAVE! DANCE ON HIS GRAVE!!! (WTF???) What...
    Aronlemke Aronlemke
    16-17, M
    Sep 15, 2013
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