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I Admire Wit and Intelligence

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    I literally find a new experience everyday on

    this site that shocks me more by the day. WTF. I just saw an "I want fat kids" page, and to my amazement, there were many experiences posted by people who quite seriously wanted to fatten up their children. Is that some sort of sick joke? I am so done, some people are that...
    urlaame urlaame 18-21, F 29 Responses Nov 1, 2014

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    Does anyone else think gardening

    while drinking a wine (or three) is the prefect form of exercise?
    1celtusa 1celtusa 51-55, M 1 Response May 19

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    Sex is easy, looks can be faked,

    weight can be lost and gained, but intelligence/wit are fleeting things that society seems to value less than implants. Brain cells pique my interest most.
    girlfriday5 girlfriday5 31-35, F 18 Responses Feb 17

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    If I had to choose between beauty

    and brains, I would choose brains. It is easier to close my eyes than my ears!
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 17 Responses Apr 15

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    I'm having the luckiest day of my life.

    I just checked my emails a Nigeria prince wants to give me millions of dollars. Beautiful women want to talk to me for free and I have won a cruise.
    1celtusa 1celtusa 51-55, M 14 Responses 5 days ago

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    A Roman walks into a bar

    and asks for a Martinus “You mean a martini?” the bartender asks. The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!”
    kimchiaddict kimchiaddict 36-40, M 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    There's nothing more engaging

    than having a conversation with someone of mutual intellect.
    pxybella pxybella 41-45, F 18 Responses Jul 2, 2014

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    I don't hate (because I don't get

    that worked up over silly things) but I highly dislike people who critique grammar or use big words to act like they're smart. If you're going to comment on intelligence then understand what intelligence means. Making a spelling error or using simplistic words doesn't mean you...
    WrongPage WrongPage 18-21, F 26 Responses Mar 29

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    It's sad. I know people don't mean any harm

    when they have a hard time believing I'm just a 16 year old girl on here. I know how I speak and know I am great with words. It's just maybe if this generation didn't act so ignorant maybe adults would expect a little more of us: thus being respected for who we are.
    UnderworldNymph UnderworldNymph 16-17, F 16 Responses Sep 7, 2014

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    “Razors pain you,

    Rivers are damp,Acids stain you,And drugs cause cramp.Guns aren't lawful,Nooses give,Gas smells awful.You might as well live.”Dorothy Parker
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 6 Responses May 12

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    Wanting You touching me.

    So many days alone no touch I want to feel your hand Run up my leg. At the same time, Your body. Tantalizes me... Your mind. Challenges me.... I want it. Crave it. Adore it.
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 15 Responses Apr 30

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    Seduce my mind, and my body will follow suit.

    Nothing excites me more than raw attraction, an electrified conversation that stands my hairs on end. I want to feel like this smile on my face is impermeable, and I want laughter that erupts from my stomach. I want to feel electrified by your presence. A beautiful face shys in...
    bowlofsurreal bowlofsurreal 18-21, F 24 Responses Sep 3, 2014

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    Hornesty Hornesty 46-50, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    It is rare these days

    for me to find someone who understands and appreciates my humour. Each person is so different and the world is so vast with information and entertainment that it can be like searching for a needle in a haystack. I have a huge admiration for people who are quick witted and use...
    Superficialsaint Superficialsaint 31-35, F 19 Responses Jan 27

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    The difference between a young me

    and a middle aged me. I woke up with a zit on my chin this morning. Young me would be horrified. Now me is all happy and telling everyone "look I got teenage acne"
    1celtusa 1celtusa 51-55, M 15 Responses May 14

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    Every life comes with a death sentence

    but until then you are incharge... ~W.W
    CindersAndSmokes CindersAndSmokes 26-30, M 3 Responses May 7

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    what's it worth, when at the end of the day,

    you cant make her smile? its simple. intelligent men note that and use it to their advantage. intelligent women smile and twirl their hair. waiting for the next reason to laugh.
    ToriMick ToriMick 36-40, F 1 hr ago

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    In addition, I wish there were more people

    around who possess these.
    iCuriousBabe iCuriousBabe 41-45, F 5 days ago

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    I'm not entirely convinced

    that my wit and intelligence are above average. But I am certain that I USE them. That said, I find it extremely sexy if a man can match mine. It's not a prerequisite, however. I haven't minded being the brightest of the pair in the past. But, IRL, I do find myself more...
    DisappearIntoSilence DisappearIntoSilence 31-35, F 19 Responses May 12

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    Man's sharp mind makes him irresistible.

    Show me a man who talks with sense and surely I will admire him. A man's beautiful mind is really a turn on ....
    lemongrass09 lemongrass09 46-50, F 33 Responses Jul 13, 2014

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    A tale from The Song of the Bird by Anthony de

    Mello: The philosopher Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king. Said Aristippus, "If you would learn to be subservient to the king, you would not have to live on lentils." Said...
    OrionTheHunter OrionTheHunter 46-50, M 2 Responses May 12

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    A pun, a play on words,

    and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.
    bowchickawowow bowchickawowow 41-45, F 12 Responses Mar 31

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    I not only admire wit

    and intelligence, I find it highly attractive. To connect on a physical level is great, but to connect on a mental level too is far more rewarding. If you can combine the two, you are extremely lucky. What is better than an evening shared with someone that you can converse with...
    ThePhilogynist ThePhilogynist 41-45, M 7 Responses Aug 1, 2014

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    My friends always make fun of me

    because of the guys I date. They call them "nerds". I call them "future presidents".
    AutumnAki AutumnAki 16-17, F 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    Oh how delightful it is to converse with someone

    who can delve deep into matters that really don't matter but it's okay because their words are so enticing and you're wrapped up in their scent and their talk that has you mesmerised! They put a trance on you when you see their lips move! You just think.... 'What will they say...
    TheWestlifer TheWestlifer 18-21, F 24 Responses Apr 10

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    There's nothing sexier

    than someone who can delve inside themselves and hold a conversation from their soul. I have no interest in superficiality. I can see the world and its surface, I have no need to talk about the weather. Show me something from the depths, the abyss so to speak...wow me with your...
    LostinAtown LostinAtown 31-35, F 37 Responses Oct 15, 2014

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    There is nothing sexier

    than an intelligent man. There is however one caveat to this.... He must display humility and thoughtfulness. The man who is intelligent enough to respect life and values doesn't entertain the idea of cheating on a spouse, for example. This is precisely why I lost all respect...
    lorem7ipsum lorem7ipsum 36-40, F 34 Responses Aug 12, 2014

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    deleted deleted 26-30 10 Responses May 15

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    If you're not part of the solution,

    you're part of the precipitate.
    kimchiaddict kimchiaddict 36-40, M 1 day ago

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    Physical attraction is quite nice.

    But what's the use of muscles or a handsome face without brains to back it up? Just sayin.
    TheNerdYouLove TheNerdYouLove 31-35, F 35 Responses Aug 1, 2014

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    It's hard for people with a good moral

    conscience to accept that others might not have the same level of awareness. This is why I ruminate and obsess over how someone could knowingly treat me so poorly. Then again, surely they have a good moral conscience if they know what they're doing is wrong, and perhaps it is...
    WingsofTime WingsofTime 22-25, F 41 Responses Dec 11, 2014

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    Men who talk with sense are cool.

    Men who can make me smile and laugh are coolest. 👍
    lemongrass09 lemongrass09 46-50, F 16 Responses May 24, 2014

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    I think small businesses are fantastic,

    I believe working for yourself and not empiring and employing lots of people is great way to start gaining power back to the people and away from the large corporations and the wealthy.
    femininespirit femininespirit 22-25, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I can't stand people

    who reply with only one word that you can't go anywhere with when I want to chat with them! It's so annoying! Here I'm trying to put in effort into our conversation, BUT DO YOU EVEN TRY??
    Lolinondoda Lolinondoda 16-17, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    Your mother is so classless,

    she could be a marxist utopia.
    kimchiaddict kimchiaddict 36-40, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I hate (yes hate) that no one uses a dictionary

    anymore. Please do not waste my time asking me what something is, or what it means. That is straight ignorant. Aside from the fact that you are online and have Google at your fingertips.
    CutieWants2PleaseYou CutieWants2PleaseYou 31-35, F 25 Responses Mar 29

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    kimchiaddict kimchiaddict 36-40, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Hate it when people assume

    because I'm big and tall I have no intellect behind it oh well I enjoy the challenge of proving people wrong
    Niceguyalone84 Niceguyalone84 26-30, M 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    SweeetKiester SweeetKiester 41-45, F 34 Responses Aug 23, 2014

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    There is this quote that says: "Humor is

    associated with Intelligence and Honesty, that is why we are more attracted to those people who can makes us laugh." And the highest and greatest form of humor is WIT. :)
    cmc2 cmc2 26-30 10 Responses May 14

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    I'm dumb? Why because I don't know what

    serendipity means? B*tch it's just a coincidence that you happen to know it and I don't.
    kimchiaddict kimchiaddict 36-40, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I thought this was as good of an experience

    group as any to post this. Random men who have written no stories, no comments - nothing that gives me a glimpse in to who or how they are messaging me to say "Wat up?" should consider doing more than collecting friends and joining a thousand experience groups. You're more...
    thescarletibis thescarletibis 46-50, F 41 Responses Sep 3, 2014

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    Me agrada estar cerca de gente inteligente e

    ingeniosa, y aun mas si son mujeres. la mujer bella e inteligente, es dos veces bella.
    bakus bakus 26-30, M 2 hrs ago

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    It’s hard to explain puns to

    kleptomaniacs… …because they always take things literally.
    kimchiaddict kimchiaddict 36-40, M 7 Responses 1 day ago

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    RoomForMore RoomForMore 18-21, F 6 Responses May 14

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    An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his

    class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative." A voice from the...
    kimchiaddict kimchiaddict 36-40, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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