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    A pun, a play on words,

    and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.
    bowchickawowow bowchickawowow 41-45, F 11 Responses Mar 31

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    Was texting with some guy

    who I found attractive, but it seemed as all he ever wanted to do was talk about how our day was going, what we did over the weekend, what were doing, and quotes from movies.... Finally, I bluntly said "Your just not my type, I find this boring and need more stimulation." His...
    redheadedmelly redheadedmelly 22-25, F 19 Responses 5 days ago

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    BackedByNeeds BackedByNeeds 36-40, F 3 Responses Jul 21

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    Nothing is sexier than a strong mind

    and a good vocabulary. I hate when people think stupidity is cute...it's not
    Aimsy303 Aimsy303 18-21, F 9 Responses Feb 24

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    our ex president Mr. APJ Abdul Kalam also known

    as india's missile man passes away...he will never be forgotten...may he rest in peace.... :'(
    kalpanapatel kalpanapatel 26-30, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    Wanting You touching me.

    So many days alone no touch I want to feel your hand Run up my leg. At the same time, Your body. Tantalizes me... Your mind. Challenges me.... I want it. Crave it. Adore it.
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 17 Responses Apr 30

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    It was a dark night when a man heard a gunshot

    from his insane neighbors house. Concerned, he contacted the police. The police were expecting a murder scene. When the police came over, they saw a glass door that appeared to be shot, but no body or evidence of a body, and a single shell on the floor behind the shot glass door...
    Firechiic Firechiic 16-17, F 5 Responses Jul 13

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    Men who talk with sense are cool.

    Men who can make me smile and laugh are coolest. 👍
    lemongrass09 lemongrass09 46-50, F 14 Responses May 24, 2014

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    If only I could be as witty

    and intelligent for as much as I admire it. I mean, I'm not as stupid as fainting goat, but not as intelligent as Stephen Hawking. It's like....I'm in the middle; an average joe; run of the mill; a bog standard kind of guy. Anyway, enough about all that. What you want to read...
    SolitaryFriend SolitaryFriend 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 20

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    There's nothing more engaging

    than having a conversation with someone of mutual intellect.
    pxybella pxybella 41-45, F 19 Responses Jul 2, 2014

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    I hate (yes hate) that no one uses a dictionary

    anymore. Please do not waste my time asking me what something is, or what it means. That is straight ignorant. Aside from the fact that you are online and have Google at your fingertips.
    CutieWants2PleaseYou CutieWants2PleaseYou 31-35, F 28 Responses Mar 29

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    I have alway had a thing

    for a girl who isn't scared to stand out, a girl who really has her own outlook on the world and is not driven by today's society mainstream. I'm not talking about a girl who THINKS she's smart and expecting to be considered a top pick for that, shoving heads in books all...
    aDesperado aDesperado 18-21, M 11 Responses Mar 18

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    Seduce my mind, and my body will follow suit.

    Nothing excites me more than raw attraction, an electrified conversation that stands my hairs on end. I want to feel like this smile on my face is impermeable, and I want laughter that erupts from my stomach. I want to feel electrified by your presence. A beautiful face shys in...
    bowlofsurreal bowlofsurreal 18-21, F 23 Responses Sep 3, 2014

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    People usually mislead my appearance

    for my brain. I've been told that I'm a total nerd when I don't dress myself pretty enough to fit what so called the "society". Mainly because I wear braces and that my "face" is the perfect nerdy example of what one might describe. But what's impressive, is that when I do dress...
    cherryylips cherryylips 18-21, F 16 Responses May 23

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    It is rare these days

    for me to find someone who understands and appreciates my humour. Each person is so different and the world is so vast with information and entertainment that it can be like searching for a needle in a haystack. I have a huge admiration for people who are quick witted and use...
    Saintlysinner Saintlysinner 31-35, F 19 Responses Jan 27

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    Oh how delightful it is to converse with someone

    who can delve deep into matters that really don't matter but it's okay because their words are so enticing and you're wrapped up in their scent and their talk that has you mesmerised! They put a trance on you when you see their lips move! You just think.... 'What will they say...
    TheWestlifer TheWestlifer 18-21, F 24 Responses Apr 10

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    A man in good shape is nice,

    but if there's a great mind and sense of humor attached to it it is irresistible!
    ultimatebeanstalk ultimatebeanstalk 36-40, F 22 Responses Aug 2, 2014

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    What is infinite, but never enough,

    always constant, but feels so random?
    Firechiic Firechiic 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 13

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    Avoid starting arguments on topics you have no

    idea about then sulk when you're rebutted at every turn. Intelligence isn't being right all the time; it's admitting that sometimes you just have to shut up and listen.
    drwhogivesadamn drwhogivesadamn 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 20

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    Taught once Thought twice Never

    remembered What is it?
    sparkmage43 sparkmage43 26-30 Jul 14

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    Some people say great minds think alike,

    I like to say that average minds are all the same.
    annikaganz9 annikaganz9 13-15, F 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    The person is completely healthy,

    didn't die, not the disabled person, but take out it from hospital on hands.
    xal13 xal13 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 16

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    For me, nothing is more attractive

    than a man who can make me laugh and can talk about anything under the sun. I'm not attracted by mere physical appearance.
    frenchqueen frenchqueen 36-40, F 29 Responses 3 days ago

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    xal13 xal13 22-25, F 6 Responses Jul 16

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    xal13 xal13 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 16

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    If I had to choose between beauty

    and brains, I would choose brains. It is easier to close my eyes than my ears!
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 17 Responses Apr 15

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    He is intelligent though he struggled in

    school He has wit though he downplays it at every turn I made a friend here that makes me smile. Makes me laugh. Make me feel like an ocean cannot stop a kinship. Thank you, D!
    BackedByNeeds BackedByNeeds 36-40, F 7 Responses 1 day ago

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    Did you hear about the weekly poker game with

    Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro? They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 15

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    "I like to have a martini Two at the very

    most Three I'm under the table Four I'm under my host" Dorothy Parker
    Jeffreyd0907 Jeffreyd0907 51-55, M 1 Response Jul 20

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    There are numerous older men in the world

    who are single and seeking someone special in their life. For all such men, AgeMeet.com has been created as a reliable online platform to find women for dating and companionship. The spokesperson reports that many older men have started finding perfect companions through their...
    chriscc11 chriscc11 26-30, F Jul 21

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    There are numerous older men in the world

    who are single and seeking someone special in their life. For all such men, AgeMeet.com has been created as a reliable online platform to find women for dating and companionship. The spokesperson reports that many older men have started finding perfect companions through their...
    chavacc11 chavacc11 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    Multicolour12 Multicolour12 22-25, F Jul 16

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    Sex is easy, looks can be faked,

    weight can be lost and gained, but intelligence/wit are fleeting things that society seems to value less than implants. Brain cells pique my interest most.
    girlfriday5 girlfriday5 31-35, F 17 Responses Feb 17

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    There is nothing sexier

    than a smart man!
    yourvoluptuousbaby yourvoluptuousbaby 46-50, F 20 Responses Oct 28, 2014

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    Amwsga Amwsga 56-60 1 Response Jul 20

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    xal13 xal13 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 16

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    I thought this was as good of an experience

    group as any to post this. Random men who have written no stories, no comments - nothing that gives me a glimpse in to who or how they are messaging me to say "Wat up?" should consider doing more than collecting friends and joining a thousand experience groups. You're more...
    thescarletibis thescarletibis 46-50, F 39 Responses Sep 3, 2014

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    I love it when I can talk to a peon

    and they can teach me things or help me to understand topics I haven't followed much and I am not up to date on. I love it when sex doesn't even get mentioned.
    Karinamvedo Karinamvedo 18-21, F 11 Responses Jul 20

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    There are numerous older men in the world

    who are single and seeking someone special in their life. For all such men, AgeMeet.com has been created as a reliable online platform to find women for dating and companionship. The spokesperson reports that many older men have started finding perfect companions through their...
    tessaccaa tessaccaa 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    I want to speak on this site with a man.

    ..which is an interesting story...math ...physics...relations between men and women...
    xal13 xal13 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 18

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    I don't hate (because I don't get

    that worked up over silly things) but I highly dislike people who critique grammar or use big words to act like they're smart. If you're going to comment on intelligence then understand what intelligence means. Making a spelling error or using simplistic words doesn't mean you...
    WrongPage WrongPage 18-21, F 24 Responses Mar 29

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    If you are happy you want me If you are poor

    you have me If you are kind you hate me If you are simple you think of me If you answer this riddle it becomes me
    Firechiic Firechiic 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 13

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    There is nothing sexier

    than a man that is willing to question is own opinions. Don't get me wrong, I like someone who is convicted in his beliefs but not so indoctrinated that he can't look at things objectively and even admit his own biases. There is something so impressive about someone who his able...
    littlemissdazed littlemissdazed 22-25, F 20 Responses Jun 16

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    A wise man knows that he knows nothing.

    . However an ignorant man never asks :)
    MaryflockingPoppins MaryflockingPoppins 31-35, F 10 Responses May 7

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    Multicolour12 Multicolour12 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 16

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    I literally find a new experience everyday on

    this site that shocks me more by the day. WTF. I just saw an "I want fat kids" page, and to my amazement, there were many experiences posted by people who quite seriously wanted to fatten up their children. Is that some sort of sick joke? I am so done, some people are that...
    urlaame urlaame 18-21, F 28 Responses Nov 1, 2014

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