I Admit I Broke That Too

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    Everything Around Me Breaks. . .:(

    Everything I touch breaks. :(  Well not everything I guess.  I think I'm haunted by Murphy's law.  Anything that can go wrong will.  Its only a matter of time before something breaks once it is in my posession.  My record of having something not...
    SerenaDragonfly SerenaDragonfly
    22-25, F
    1 Response Feb 28, 2009

    My God given talent is

    that I can break anything beyond repair. No matter what it costs or who it belongs to. Hold my beer and watch this!
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    1 Response May 8, 2014

    I Can't Believe I Did That!

    I took a typing class once and there were rows & rows of typewriters.  I came in to do some work and sat down at the end of an aisle and went to adjust the spacing.  The little lever snapped off in my hand.  Since the instructor had left the room, I left the...
    darlene darlene
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Jun 24, 2008

    So I Have Bad Aim . . .

    I like to blame this one on pregnancy hormones and a husband with a high stupidity factor that day.  I broke a window . . . with a candle . . . Hubby decided one night he was going to go down the street to his friends house to have some beers and party it up.  I was...
    piscesgal piscesgal
    31-35, F
    9 Responses Jul 1, 2009

    Rc Car Coincedenses

    I have wrecked 2 rc cars, well one was the one that got hit. That had to hurt, if it was a real car that is. I put it in my car accident theme thingy. Here is how itw went. Here I was driving the modified stang with hey actually has headlights, my friend was racing a toy tow...
    phonesrcool08 phonesrcool08
    22-25, M
    1 Response Apr 23, 2009

    Just a Heartbreaker I Guess

    Seriously though. I can be a jinx. Things in perfect condition fall apart when I'm around & I'm not touching them! Add my natural klutziness & Godzilla has competition. I've already put several stories up about it & saw this one & said, that's so me. My roommates...
    QuixoticKidEternity QuixoticKidEternity
    3 Responses Mar 10, 2008

    I Should Have Listened To My Mother!

    For most of my life I've been clumsy. My earliest memory (in a long list of breakages) was at a very early age of 3-4.  The neighborhood kids were catching fire flies in the early summer heat.  Most everyone used an old Mason Jar with holes nailed in the tops so the glowing...
    DrewBerry DrewBerry
    46-50, F
    Nov 17, 2013


    In 6th grade in my school, it was a yearly tradition to send the entire class to Ecology Camp for a week. There was a tetherball set up. I discovered how much I loved it, but everyone else took off to go somewhere else, so I stayed to hit the ball around. I hit it square where...
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    Jul 2, 2009

    My Dad's Leafblower

    I went to start my dad's leaf-blower one day and the pull-cord broke. I didn't tell him about it and he was really mad when he went to use it.
    bbman2011 bbman2011
    22-25, M
    Jan 19, 2012

    Not My Best But Funny, Try Not to Laugh Yourself Silly

    Okay, I thought I would share my story, this is a really funny story, but does not involve me at any circumstances it was my father,  we were at a TCBY icecream yogurt place, and I told my Dad to sit in one of the little children chairs, I was fairly young at the time. He...
    phonesrcool08 phonesrcool08
    22-25, M
    Mar 10, 2009

    It Was Me : (

    the computer and stapler are both broken because i threw the stapler at the computer. i'm sorry! i was having one of those days, and your really really upset me!  it's always the little things that get to you  argh.  
    gypsysoul gypsysoul
    22-25, F
    Jan 12, 2009

    Drunken Me.

    It was late August, 2003.  We'd gone up to New York because my great aunt was throwing her husband a "Sweet 60" luau bash.  There were mai  tais there.  My dad told me I could have ONE, because I was allowed to drink if I was with him. ...
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jul 1, 2009

    I Broke Two, Too

    My aunt had these ceramic chef things in her kitchen.  They were really cute, and you could take off their hats and put stuff in them.  Sometimes when I'm at her house, I help her clean up.  There was one time I was cleaning the kitchen and I accidentally...
    yoyy yoyy
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Jan 12, 2009

    The Couch

    I'm not a big person, but my mom's couch was very poorly made. My sister and I sat down at the same time one night out at the house, and it broke the backrest. Mom was furious at us.
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    Jun 27, 2011
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