I Adore Jokes For Laughter Is A Healing Balm

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    Little Tim

    Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What'cha doing, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "I've just buried him...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 18, 2013

    Think that title says it all!

    Hate being solemn and try to make a joke about everything.
    PeterSp8 PeterSp8
    46-50, M
    May 19, 2015

    I was a little surprised

    when my son suddenly announced one day after church, “I am thinking of being a Minister when I grow up.” “Why is that?” I asked. “Well, I figure I have to go to church on Sundays anyway, and I think it’ll be more fun to stand and yell then to just sit and listen...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 23, 2014

    Rabbi Jokes... Among Other "types" Can Be Charming... Innovative... And Fun!!!

    Rabbi Bloom was testing the children in his Sunday Hebrew class to see if they understood the concept of going to heaven. So he asked them, "Boys and girls, if I sold my house and my car and gave all the money to the shul, would that let me go to heaven?" "No," the children...
    Demigiozia Demigiozia
    70+
    1 Response Jun 22, 2010

    Q: What do you call a herd of cows

    that can't stop giggling? A: Laughing stock.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 9, 2015

    This young man was elated

    when he turned eighteen in a state where curfew is 11:00 p.m. for any one under seventeen years of age. He told his Dad how happy he was that now he could stay out until 3:00 a.m. if he wanted. “Yes you can stay out as late as you want, but the car is under seventeen and...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 19, 2015

    One day a rich famous man went to buy a sport

    car from a dealership. The price of the car was $80000 and the man had only $79998 to pay. The sales associate insisted that the price is firm and it has to be $80000. The man came out of the store and looked around and saw a poor man begging for help. He went toward him and...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Apr 7, 2014
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