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    Boob Sizes

    Boob Size Grades A ---> Almost Boobs B ---> Barely there. C ---> Can't Complain! D---> Damn! DD ---> Double damn! E ---> Enormous! F ---> Fake G ---> Get a reduction!
    kalpana38 kalpana38
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Apr 24, 2013

    A man is lying on the beach,

    wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
    wintersecret wintersecret
    36-40, M
    1 Response Nov 21, 2015

    A man saw a lady with big breasts.

    He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse The man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive...
    wintersecret wintersecret
    36-40, M
    Nov 21, 2015

    A mother is in the kitchen making dinner

    for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The...
    wintersecret wintersecret
    36-40, M
    Nov 17, 2015
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