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    I love talking about sex at work.

    It's one of the advantages of being in a blue collared environment. Today a guy
    RockingTheCarhartts RockingTheCarhartts
    46-50, M
    1 Response Dec 10, 2013

    How many perverts does it take to screw in a

    light bulb? . . Only one... But it takes a whole team of hospital staff to get it out!
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky
    36-40, M
    1 Response Feb 18, 2015

    Don't have unprotected phone sex!

    !! You could get hearing aids!
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Aug 23, 2014

    After having some fun with wifey,

    who can be a bit noisy, I walked out to find my son awake from his nap. He asked: "Daddy, are you hurting mommy?" I wanted to say, "Yes, yes I am!" But I swallowed my pride and said "No son, daddy was just tickling mommy..."
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky
    36-40, M
    5 Responses Aug 18, 2014

    Loosen Up!!!

    We spend so much time and energy repressing our basic human desires and for good reason.... We shouldn't act on our violent impulses, we shouldn't eat everything that looks or tastes blissful, if we followed all of our sexual hungers the world would be overpopulated depraved sick...
    executiveBiker executiveBiker
    36-40, M
    1 Response Nov 7, 2013

    This is what I want for Christmas!

    I wear size large ;)
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Dec 16, 2014

    At my age, sexual one-ness is

    when we both have mutual headaches. :P
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky
    36-40, M
    Sep 15, 2014

    Dr. ****** says: A penis a day,

    keeps the hormones at bay.
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky
    36-40, M
    Sep 18, 2014
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Sep 18, 2014

    You're wife might be perverted if.

    .. Someone tells her that they're getting their oil changed later and she thinks they're having s3x! Yep, my wife is perverted! Lol
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky
    36-40, M
    Sep 3, 2014

    I have an affair with a 54 your old woman find

    she doesn't look like 54 I tell you that much looks like a nice
    Warlord321 Warlord321
    26-30, M
    1 Response Jan 13, 2014

    You might be Dominant

    if you refuse to comment on online forums because you have to click SUBMIT
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Feb 18, 2015
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