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A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before."Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my...

I was diagnosed with Bipolar in 1998. I was in one of the worst places in South-Africa - a mental hospital cald Weskoppies. I was a house wife. There I swear to myself I will beat it and find work. But who will employ me?? I came out of...

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are  both startled and he...

guess i better learn to keep quiet have lost some friends cause of what i have said sorry to them

Don't
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I
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I have no idea what to expect when my boyfriend leaves for the air force. When will I be able to contact him? Will I be able to see him? Am I able to live with him? I could really use all the help I can get...this is a completely new...

It all started while playing a video game my 14 year old nice came in the room and she hugged me at the time I was 17 she sat beside me on the edge of the bed I was in boxer out of no where I get a boner then she ask what's that I didn...

I need a sponsor to help me achieve my dreams in my football career

I have had this on my chest for years. This will sound completely insane, that is why I have not told anyone. I assure you, I am sound of both body and mind. I do not have any signs of being delusional or schizophrenic (I am sure...

hi i have been addicted to feet since i was a kid.. il tell u about my experiences.

this appened when i was 6 or 7. i was going to tution every day at evenings my teacher is a heavy woman. she used to make me sit on her toes and...

AMBUSH CURES HIV/AIDS

Apostle Mishe
apostleshadamishe@gmail.com

Sir / Madam,
For the past 10 years of study of Ambush . a Palm plant extract that if effective in curing HIV.

Name of Plant; Palm

Name of ingredient...

An old lady sit's on her porch,alone, in her rocking chair and thinks about the good ol' days.... POOFFFF!.. There in front of her appears a genie... "I will grant you three wishes" he says... The old woman gathers her thought's and...

I just read a story by a fellow member. This member chose not to allow comments probably due to its personal nature, hence why I am writing this.

The member disclosed her smoking and the ultimate struggle of cancer that started in her...

The elephant asked the camel: Why do you have your breasts on your back? The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face. HAHAHAHAHA

Everyone knows me as this friendly,bubbly and talkative girl who has a lot of friends and who is always happy. I don't like this word because I think it's too cliche but I'm known as "popular"
But the real me, nobody knows.
I have so...

Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher, She will say, repeat it 5 time......HAHAHAHA

I can understand many other persons explanation of why and where their lives have gone wrong. I have thought about it over the years. There is no explanation of it. Shit happens... We all have to deal. The important thing is that...

Hi my name is Saul I'm 18 years old. This is my first story since I've joined EP I've read a lot of different story's some funny and some pretty weird and some that I can relate too. So here a little about my self for a long time it...

All through my life I got to see little bits of things that haven't happend yet. They come in my dreams, they're like little movies with funny colors that happen realy fast and they don't make any sence, they just have feelings that...

Since I was a child, I can’t get along with people well. I was either the serious one in a group or a loner. People talked behind my back and there are times when they talk about me even though they know I can hear them. Maybe it’s...