I Almost Burned It Down

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    The Alarm That Cried Wolf

    I was boiling pasta and the fire alarm kept going off so I fanned it untill it turned off cursing it for interupting my viewing of jeremy kyle show (I love you Jeremy! x x x) it kept going off so I went in the kitchen and the pasta was on fire! Don't ask me how. There was still...
    unyummymummy unyummymummy
    26-30, F
    Apr 18, 2009

    Urbrandofheroin Doesn't Grill.

    I was spending the summer on Long Island with a cousin one year when I was almost 17.  I had taken the two little girls, aged 6 and 3, out to the pool because they could not be out without supervision and they were getting rowdy in the house.  My cousin's bf told me...
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 18, 2009

    Damn Ep

    It's all EP's fault! This morning after my son left I decided to make the girls and I some cinnamon toast. We were rushing around getting ready and I was checking EP mail at the same time. The bread was taking forever to toast so I moved the pan up and put it on BROIL! Yeah there...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    9 Responses Apr 18, 2009
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