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I Almost Died From Laughter

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    Uncyclopedia Almost Killed Me

    uncyclopedia.wikia.com I just had been roaming around the net. I was really bored and was just searching for random stuff on Google. I searched for "cereal killer", and the result showing the article in Uncyclopedia  (uncyclopedia.wikia.com) really  caught my attention. So I...
    RishabhTheJackass RishabhTheJackass 16-17, M 1 Response Jan 21, 2011

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    Well, not quite, but it was funny enough to

    make me cry from laughing..... We are in the kitchen the other day, and my husband is talking about some co-workers.....he states that it's nearly impossible to do a 'left-handed stone throw' (of course, assuming you're right-handed) I laughed at that idea, and told him I can...
    Babydoll42 Babydoll42 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 29

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    I almost does from laughter in a little rail

    sense. Many years ago I was having dinner with a friend and the tv was on just to add background noise. I had a mouthful of fettuccine and looked up to see one of the silliest things I've ever laid eyes on and started laughing. I choked on the food in my mouth and luckily the...
    Z00Z00Z Z00Z00Z 36-40, M Jul 20

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    Living Below

                                         It started when I was about 13 my life was full of stress I woke up to it in the morning and fell asleep to itI prayed that my life would get better but instead it got worse. My family started fighting I...
    bmtko bmtko 18-21, M Nov 30, 2011

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    Non Stop 2 Hours

    I laughed with my friend for 2 hours non stop at School, I wasn't sure what happened that day actually he was the culprit( My friend ) of making me laugh, I cried with laughter. Lol. While we were laughing at the class room our teacher asked my friend to get up and go out of the...
    neeran neeran 26-30, M 8 Responses Jul 17, 2011

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    It was one of the most embarrassing moments of

    my life. In the middle of a serious philosophy lecture me and my friend were ******* about, and I went into one of my laughing fits. I laughed non-stop for 10 minutes, crying and unable to stop. Everyone around me thought I was sobbing until my friend told them I was just dying...
    water202 water202 16-17, F Jul 20

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    My Poor Nieghbors

    I just watched the Hana Kimi special and nearly died of laughter multiple times.  My nieghbors (I live in an apartment) must think I'm compeltely insane because of it.
    axelval axelval 18-21, T 3 Responses Nov 22, 2008

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    Danil Tosh

    i was watching danial tosh on comedy central the otherday, man it was one of the funniest things id ever seen  
    alsorolo alsorolo 31-35, M Jun 7, 2009

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    THE Most I Ever Laughed!!!!!!!

    In june of 20005 i went on a trip with my quizzing team yo indiana, indianapolis for world quiz one night on our way back to our hotel we decided to get something to eat from a restaurant name indies. While we were there one of my friend brought up how we use to dress when we...
    sleepingangel sleepingangel 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 8, 2009

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    My Murderous Ep Friends

    Many of my closer EP friends seem to love making me laugh until I gasp for air. I sometimes wonder if their main purpose of making me laugh isn't just about trying to get rid of me.... bulbula, you are one of the people who try to kill me. Thanks, Bhai. =/ Most of the times you...
    Floydess Floydess 18-21, F 26 Responses Oct 17, 2010

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    Related Experiences

    I recently almost died from alcohol poisoning and can't get over it. The last thing I remembered was running to the bathroom and just feeling like I was going to die. I kept saying...
    Cory45 Cory45 18-21, F 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    I almost died many times But u away beat death but one day I will not with I almost died at birth Almost drowned Had a reaction to my infusion (nearly could breath) Had a...
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 7

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    I truly and highly think god wants me on earth and death is after me I almost died 7 times and maybe more! Like when I was born I almost died I could not breath
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F Sep 7

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    I hate how I almost died it was horrible. And it was last year. My mind says many things about it like I should of just died instead if lived because my life sucks. I'm happy that...
    BlackBoyHaha BlackBoyHaha 13-15, M 1 Response Sep 12

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    Drunk driving. I absolutely hate it. Back when i was 13 years old and fresh out of middle school i liked hanging out with the older kids because it made me seem cool and more...
    StellaFlower StellaFlower 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 9

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    When I was 13 I was riding my bike with my sister. She had her German Shepard with about 5 feet behind me and I was carrying a little black kitten i found that morning. There was a...
    piquesie piquesie 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 25

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    I had a severe allergic reaction to fire ant bites and stings on Monday. Had it been more, doctor said I would have died. Reality check !
    MissJourney360 MissJourney360 31-35, F Aug 27

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    Several times. Falling from high places. Near strangulation, being pulled by my neck behind my uncles sail boat, nearly being smashed by a four wheeler, choking, swallowing meds...
    KateTheStraightedge KateTheStraightedge 16-17, F Aug 27

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    I took a bottle of pills from the cabinet and then took a nap for an hour. Woke up but all I can see was everything spinning. Couldn't walk straight, couldn't breathe. Shaking...
    rachel96826 rachel96826 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 11

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    Four times here. What about you?
    Although Although 13-15 2 Responses Aug 27

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    I deleted all my old stories mainly because I wasn't good at expressing how I felt. I have now become more blunt, no sugar coating or bullshit just blunt. I have been hospitalised...
    WhyDoYouThinkYouKnowMe WhyDoYouThinkYouKnowMe 13-15, F Sep 2

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    I was climbing down a waterfall and slipped on wet rocks. I had my boots scraping against rock and stopped 2 feet before a 70 foot plunge
    stevencollett stevencollett 13-15, M Sep 4

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    A year ago I was lined up. A clean shot through the eye. It seemed like all I did was hurt people. The only reason I didn't pull the trigger was because she kept coming back. We...
    jxlecler jxlecler 13-15, M 2 Responses Sep 4

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    7 times and no I'm not a dear devil
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F Sep 7

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    What u see when ur dyeing I saw a light A white light It was bright But not bright that it hurts your eyes No darkness Only light I knew this was as people called it "the...
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F Sep 7

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    3 days ago me and my family were in the car driving back home and a car exploded on the same route that we went on 15 mints earlier , lots of people lost their lives that day , am...
    sowhat007 sowhat007 18-21, F Sep 12

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    When I was 14, i got a sinus infection that led to bacterial meningitis. I was sidelined in the hospital for weeks, given nearly every drug known to man to try to cure it. Endured...
    mhenson144 mhenson144 22-25, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Well, actually I did die for a short time, in my house on the den floor. I had been drinking heavily and had taken some other substances that I should not have, this was during my...
    severalanimals severalanimals 56-60, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I was born without a pulse strong enough to be detected.
    Theycallherelly Theycallherelly 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    My friend Patricia 's brother had diabetes and died from renal failure
    Iam50 Iam50 46-50, F 1 Response Sep 2

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    Foods was astounding and you can generally obtain a thing that you appreciated While we did indulge in more than a few incredibly tasty Sri Lankan curries. The Chef will go...The...
    Jacksonpj05 Jacksonpj05 31-35, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    The 5 or God Forbid 15 second adverts b4 my song comes on show me how crap pop music is these days. The juxtaposition between the good stuff I am dialling up and the **** they are...
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M 3 hrs ago

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    I've read that laughter is the best remedy. Remedy to what I wonder. There wasn't much laughter in my family home that didn't receive reproach. There was supposed to bed a...
    Mstroig Mstroig 18-21, F Sep 13

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    My grandpa.you are my inspiration and idol you warmed a room up and filled it with laughter.watching you go was the hardest thing I've had to do. Here on earth everything is...
    starlightb7 starlightb7 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    I lost my father (50) 10 years ago along with my grandfather (his father 78) just 6 months later. Both died of heart attacks and I was 19. My grandmother (She was 64, his mother...
    lastdaysman lastdaysman 26-30, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I was sitting in my Algebra class and my teacher was telling our class off for laughing at a person she said that when she was younger she used to wear glasses and was made fun of...
    Xoris Xoris 18-21, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Imiss my mom was died almost 3 months ago becoz of cancer... I wish I can talk to her and tell her... Heyyy mom,,, I love u so much and imiss u ... Just be happy wherever you r...
    Lonelygir27 Lonelygir27 26-30, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    But I hate the sound of "canned" laughter, like on every TV show that thinks it's funny. "People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we've got sitcoms with...
    findmeholdmeloveme findmeholdmeloveme 18-21 Sep 5

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    My beautiful kitty, Rachel died almost 3 weeks ago. I had to have her put down because she was so sick. I miss her so much.
    lonelydaisy lonelydaisy 31-35, F Aug 28

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    Veterans Affairs hospitals across the nation documented in excess of 500 incidents past 12 months the place people ended up gravely injured or died due to the treatment they...
    Andrew558n8la3 Andrew558n8la3 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 5

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    My mother died when she was 58, my dad died when he was 61, my brother died when he was 38 and my grandson died when he was a baby. I miss them all. Mostly my grandson, he died...
    dodihere dodihere 41-45, F Sep 12

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    So......... the day has come. I found out a family member passed away via Facebook. It's been over ten years since I've seen any extended family (either side) in person. Almost 9...
    SnowflakeWonder SnowflakeWonder 31-35, F Sep 14

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    “Laughter is brightest where food is best.” ~Irish Proverb
    lovingRIZA lovingRIZA 51-55, F 1 Response Aug 30

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    Laughter? Where would we be without it? I love Eddie Izzard,Peter Kay and Lee Evans.... They're all hilarious!! Also, a TV series over here called 'Mongrels', which is basically...
    SarahTheHooker SarahTheHooker 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 1

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    i have the tendancy for a random thought to pass through my head and send me into a hysteric laughing fit, or sometimes nothing at all will pass through and ill just burst into a...
    thetalkingmushroom thetalkingmushroom 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 11

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    My assistant teacher was walking up the stairs one day when she slipped and fell up them. I couldn't stop laughing I just broke into hysterical laughter she was just lying there...
    SavedByBands SavedByBands 16-17, F 2 Responses Sep 11

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    laughter releases all the stress and make me feel good, however due my current personality i only gets a tummy paining laugh around every 6 months not less . Not bad for a...
    Outlookingtheworld Outlookingtheworld 26-30, M Sep 12

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    Laughter is the most powerful medicine anyone can do to others
    Smexyshannonxo Smexyshannonxo 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 13

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