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I Almost Died From Laughter

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    My Murderous Ep Friends

    Many of my closer EP friends seem to love making me laugh until I gasp for air. I sometimes wonder if their main purpose of making me laugh isn't just about trying to get rid of me.... bulbula, you are one of the people who try to kill me. Thanks, Bhai. =/ Most of the times you...
    Floydess Floydess 18-21, F 26 Responses Oct 17, 2010

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    Non Stop 2 Hours

    I laughed with my friend for 2 hours non stop at School, I wasn't sure what happened that day actually he was the culprit( My friend ) of making me laugh, I cried with laughter. Lol. While we were laughing at the class room our teacher asked my friend to get up and go out of the...
    neeran neeran 26-30, M 8 Responses Jul 17, 2011

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    Well, not quite, but it was funny enough to

    make me cry from laughing..... We are in the kitchen the other day, and my husband is talking about some co-workers.....he states that it's nearly impossible to do a 'left-handed stone throw' (of course, assuming you're right-handed) I laughed at that idea, and told him I can...
    Babydoll42 Babydoll42 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 29

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    My Poor Nieghbors

    I just watched the Hana Kimi special and nearly died of laughter multiple times.  My nieghbors (I live in an apartment) must think I'm compeltely insane because of it.
    axelval axelval 18-21, T 3 Responses Nov 22, 2008

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    THE Most I Ever Laughed!!!!!!!

    In june of 20005 i went on a trip with my quizzing team yo indiana, indianapolis for world quiz one night on our way back to our hotel we decided to get something to eat from a restaurant name indies. While we were there one of my friend brought up how we use to dress when we...
    sleepingangel sleepingangel 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 8, 2009

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    Living Below

                                         It started when I was about 13 my life was full of stress I woke up to it in the morning and fell asleep to itI prayed that my life would get better but instead it got worse. My family started fighting I...
    bmtko bmtko 18-21, M Nov 30, 2011

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    Uncyclopedia Almost Killed Me

    uncyclopedia.wikia.com I just had been roaming around the net. I was really bored and was just searching for random stuff on Google. I searched for "cereal killer", and the result showing the article in Uncyclopedia  (uncyclopedia.wikia.com) really  caught my attention. So I...
    RishabhTheJackass RishabhTheJackass 16-17, M 1 Response Jan 21, 2011

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    It was one of the most embarrassing moments of

    my life. In the middle of a serious philosophy lecture me and my friend were ******* about, and I went into one of my laughing fits. I laughed non-stop for 10 minutes, crying and unable to stop. Everyone around me thought I was sobbing until my friend told them I was just dying...
    water202 water202 16-17, F Jul 20

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    Danil Tosh

    i was watching danial tosh on comedy central the otherday, man it was one of the funniest things id ever seen  
    alsorolo alsorolo 31-35, M Jun 7, 2009

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    I recently almost died from alcohol poisoning and can't get over it. The last thing I remembered was running to the bathroom and just feeling like I was going to die. I kept saying...
    Cory45 Cory45 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 22

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    I have almost died 3 times in my short life. The most recent was a car accident a few years ago now, I was coming around a bend and someone walked out in front of the car. I...
    ultimatehacker ultimatehacker 26-30, M 6 days ago

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    I've almost died too when I nearly drowned because I swam too faraway and now I'm seriously afraid of water!
    SuckerPunch35 SuckerPunch35 13-15, F 3 Responses Oct 6

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    I actually don't remember this because I was still only a baby, but my parents tell me all the time this story of how I almost died of an illness. It must have been a heavy flu I'm...
    Isa44 Isa44 26-30, M Oct 8

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    I had a twisted vain which is one in a million (:/) and could have died from the surgery!
    fatality500 fatality500 13-15, M Oct 6

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    Yes. Just recently. My mom and I were sleeping when the fire started. I'm relieved she woke up and woke me up too. When I got out of the room, the smoke was too thick I nearly...
    jesssaying1997 jesssaying1997 16-17, F Oct 7

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    Holy crap. I was getting fishing poles and they got tangled and after fixing them I stood up and this freaking 3 FEET LONG WATER MOCCASIN was literally in front of me. I did the...
    TheSignOfLibra TheSignOfLibra 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 11

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    I overdosed on drugs several times and nearly died.
    brookmay brookmay 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    Yep. My fat brother jumped on me in the pool and almost drowned me.
    blabweekly blabweekly 13-15, F Oct 5

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    When I was six I was in a car accident that almost killed me, I don't remember it, but I came out of it with a tracheotomy scar.
    WonderlandOfAlice WonderlandOfAlice 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 8

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    Two days ago I almost drowned. Me and my friend decided to go and swim in the sea, the waves were high due to a storm the night before but we're both strong swimmers so it didn't...
    Emzy123 Emzy123 18-21, F Oct 8

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    Remember, research the six o'clock swill my dad loved it. After a full day's work he'd go to his local pub to have some fun with his mates drink a few jugs spin some yarns, play a...
    Wetfart Wetfart 56-60 4 days ago

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    It happened a while ago I don't remember it too much. I was 4 years old and I had a seizure and went into this kind of coma for about a week. Apparently I wasn't supposed to make...
    Eco1211 Eco1211 13-15, M 3 days ago

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    I had a blood clot travel to my lungs. I need to lose weight so I can be taken off of blood thinners. So far I've lost at least three pounds and I'm so proud of myself. You can see...
    EmptyAgain EmptyAgain 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 29

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    I was about 7 I was at a place called ruby falls it just got done raining I fell off the edge of one of the waterfall that was about 2,000 feet high but my mom caught my and and I...
    ItsAllieyay ItsAllieyay 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 5

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    I'm so dumb. Its always been my own fault, and It's happened more than once....twice and thrice.
    kaixin97 kaixin97 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 5

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    It's to much to tell you I wish I could though
    Midnightthealphawolf Midnightthealphawolf 13-15, F Oct 6

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    In a parking lot in downtown Toronto, at dusk, two teen boys just hitting puberty tested their manhood against mine by pulling a switch blade on me. I asked them of they were...
    LifeDispenser LifeDispenser 31-35, M Oct 6

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    I was skating down a hill and crashed. I was flown to the hospital and lied about having depressing thoughts and I still can't remember anything that happened before I woke up at...
    iKillBill iKillBill 13-15, M 1 Response Oct 6

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    A rip current in Hawaii After falling off the board luckily my friend followed me and pulled me out
    maridoneka maridoneka 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 7

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    I was hit by a car when I was three. 16 feet, I flew.
    justagummybear justagummybear 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 8

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    Wen I was about 16,17 I was in my cuz car I was a passenger. He passed he's test a week. Been young and stupid he tried 2 see what he could get out of his car. We got 2 about 90...
    24chris24 24chris24 22-25, M Oct 9

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    I was in and out of hospitals day by day until i was 11. I didnt go to school or see other kids so im socialy awkward
    Sourr Sourr 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    Hiking up mountains... Phew~ Always watch you step and don't get too curious. Also watch out for traffic. Just because you see them, doesn't always mean they see you.
    ArrowPewPew ArrowPewPew 18-21 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    I was abused but God saved me.
    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 22-25, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    And because of it, very frequently some of the most simple things in life make me extremely happy!
    colorstone colorstone 31-35, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Blood was rushing out of my body with no way to stop it. I felt like panicking but I knew that wouldn't do any good. I didn't know what to do but just sit in the shower watching...
    TheUnspeakable TheUnspeakable 18-21, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Die and lost everything... Last breath
    LengSweetie LengSweetie 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    Me, my brother, and my Mom had a car wreck about 4 to 5 years ago and we flipped about 6 times and the airbags didn't deploy so we were lucky.
    traebramlett traebramlett 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    I must start by saying to my good EP friends; I apologize for not being in contact this past week. I missed you dearly. One week ago today, I almost died. I blacked out from...
    AphroditeComplex AphroditeComplex 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 23

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    Maybe some of you read my post about when. I almost died at a concert. I have always had panic attacks before but I feel like I've already gotten over what happened at the concert...
    mypawshaveprints mypawshaveprints 18-21, F 22 hrs ago

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    My husband and I have been together for 2 years now (married for almost a year and a half). My husband and I are a great team and have built a great life with each other so far...
    anonyguhrl anonyguhrl 22-25, F 20 mins ago

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    My brother Elijah died when he was three. Me and Rose were one, Kaia was about 10, she took it very badly. He would be 17 now. He had leukaemia since he was 18 months old. I have...
    naughtyivy naughtyivy 13-15, F 5 hrs ago

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    Im not important. Im a waste of space, fat and stupid bother. I should have died when i was born. I dont deserve life.
    IrwinsScars IrwinsScars 13-15, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    Yesterday really. He was my very best friend and like me was 13 years old. We've been friends almost my whole life, we surfed together, skated together, played soccer together...
    AdamV13 AdamV13 70+, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I have had migraines off and on since I was 11 years old. For the past 3 years I have had a migraine almost every day. I have had cat scans done, MRI's, X rays, I see a...
    akrysrose akrysrose 22-25, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    Emotional pain is like physical pain but emotional almost never heals
    frankie2114 frankie2114 22-25, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    When I watch TV I'm always reminded of the time as one programme finishes and another starts. When I read a book, I often look at the clock as I can get so engrossed, but on here...
    teabookbliss teabookbliss 26-30, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    So many years have past since Mum died I hated knowing the cancer was not curable & just waiting for her to die, some times I just wished it would be over with I struggled to...
    Daveschoice Daveschoice 46-50, M Oct 6

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