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I Almost Died From Laughter

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    Uncyclopedia Almost Killed Me

    uncyclopedia.wikia.com I just had been roaming around the net. I was really bored and was just searching for random stuff on Google. I searched for "cereal killer", and the result showing the article in Uncyclopedia  (uncyclopedia.wikia.com) really  caught my attention. So I...
    RishabhTheJackass RishabhTheJackass 16-17, M 1 Response Jan 21, 2011

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    My Poor Nieghbors

    I just watched the Hana Kimi special and nearly died of laughter multiple times.  My nieghbors (I live in an apartment) must think I'm compeltely insane because of it.
    axelval axelval 18-21, T 3 Responses Nov 22, 2008

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    Living Below

                                         It started when I was about 13 my life was full of stress I woke up to it in the morning and fell asleep to itI prayed that my life would get better but instead it got worse. My family started fighting I...
    bmtko bmtko 18-21, M Nov 30, 2011

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    Well, not quite, but it was funny enough to

    make me cry from laughing..... We are in the kitchen the other day, and my husband is talking about some co-workers.....he states that it's nearly impossible to do a 'left-handed stone throw' (of course, assuming you're right-handed) I laughed at that idea, and told him I can...
    Babydoll42 Babydoll42 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 29

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    Non Stop 2 Hours

    I laughed with my friend for 2 hours non stop at School, I wasn't sure what happened that day actually he was the culprit( My friend ) of making me laugh, I cried with laughter. Lol. While we were laughing at the class room our teacher asked my friend to get up and go out of the...
    neeran neeran 26-30, M 8 Responses Jul 17, 2011

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    THE Most I Ever Laughed!!!!!!!

    In june of 20005 i went on a trip with my quizzing team yo indiana, indianapolis for world quiz one night on our way back to our hotel we decided to get something to eat from a restaurant name indies. While we were there one of my friend brought up how we use to dress when we...
    sleepingangel sleepingangel 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 8, 2009

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    My Murderous Ep Friends

    Many of my closer EP friends seem to love making me laugh until I gasp for air. I sometimes wonder if their main purpose of making me laugh isn't just about trying to get rid of me.... bulbula, you are one of the people who try to kill me. Thanks, Bhai. =/ Most of the times you...
    Floydess Floydess 18-21, F 26 Responses Oct 17, 2010

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    I almost does from laughter in a little rail

    sense. Many years ago I was having dinner with a friend and the tv was on just to add background noise. I had a mouthful of fettuccine and looked up to see one of the silliest things I've ever laid eyes on and started laughing. I choked on the food in my mouth and luckily the...
    Z00Z00Z Z00Z00Z 36-40, M Jul 20

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    Danil Tosh

    i was watching danial tosh on comedy central the otherday, man it was one of the funniest things id ever seen  
    alsorolo alsorolo 31-35, M Jun 7, 2009

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    It was one of the most embarrassing moments of

    my life. In the middle of a serious philosophy lecture me and my friend were ******* about, and I went into one of my laughing fits. I laughed non-stop for 10 minutes, crying and unable to stop. Everyone around me thought I was sobbing until my friend told them I was just dying...
    water202 water202 16-17, F Jul 20

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    Related Experiences

    A little while ago my friends Tasha and Christina went out walking to the store and this guy on a dirt bike was riding by, I waved at him and said Hi as he was passing us. He made...
    Ester21 Ester21 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    If you've ever run across my profile you've probably noticed some of the people I write about the most. My niece, Sarah, my fiance, Mitchell. Another one I used to write about was...
    superkitty17 superkitty17 31-35, F Jul 5

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    When I was thirteen years old, I almost died. When I was thirteen, both me and my twin brother both got a severe case of pneumonia due to a stupid stunt we did together. We had no...
    Wattouat Wattouat 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 6

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    I've almost died at least three times in my life. Once when I was born, once when my shunt failed the first time, and again when a successive shunt got severely infected.
    AlwaysPersevere71 AlwaysPersevere71 41-45, M 8 Responses Jul 14

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    I almost died in 7th grade And now again...:( i hate this house . Something is trying to kill me .!! I turned purple .... My brother had to give me CPR. He might be a ******* most...
    carolinathebasic carolinathebasic 13-15, F a week ago

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    When it was snowing me and my friend almost wrecked and died
    Alwaysinmood4food Alwaysinmood4food 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 18

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    Actually I did die for 15 minutes. Last year I got into a massive car accident (it was a pileup) and I died for 15 minutes. My experience was strange. I only saw a light and then...
    Vivekka Vivekka 22-25, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    When i was 18 i was in a car accident. My boyfriend was speeding and he hit dirt, panicked and we flew off and over pass. I was ejected 25 feet away from the car . I was lucky that...
    xchelseydawnx xchelseydawnx 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    When I came in the world I had cp(still do) I was given zero shot to make it but I have always been a fighter from the 1st day I have been fighting and never stopped and never will...
    me0883 me0883 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    My ex husband slit my throat last year on July 23rd and made me agree to get back together with him if I wanted to call for help. He did this in front of our two year old son at...
    tmead tmead 22-25, F Jul 9

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    I wrote this in a question last year I believe but it's been bugging me that I never put wrote it as a story. So here it is. When I was little we were camping at the Lake...
    CreateTVT CreateTVT 22-25 3 Responses Jul 16

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    I almost drowned once. It happened when I was 11. On a summer day, I took a swim in my aunt's pool. The pool has one of those covers. Yeah, it's what you're thinking. I decided to...
    psyone psyone 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 20

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    One time when I was in the third grade I was playing touch football with my neighbors and I went head first into a water meter. I passes out for a few seconds and my friends mom...
    courtneyyyx331 courtneyyyx331 18-21, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I tried to overdose on pills and wanted to end it all I woke up In a ambulance the next day my family thought I had a sezuire I admitted to the people in ambulance I took pills.
    thatonegirl156 thatonegirl156 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 2

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    I cut my arm up pretty deep and then swallowed a bottle of pills let's see if I wake up in the morning
    Babeseshehe Babeseshehe 13-15, M 2 Responses Jul 7

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    When I was ten when I was hit by a car on a bike. I developed epilepsy because of that and had life forever changed and how I see the world.
    asert12345678 asert12345678 31-35, M Jul 14

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    Those nights where you stay up late trying to sleep but just end up thinking about life and stuff while staring at the ceiling thinking about every good and bad thing that happened...
    forgottenluna forgottenluna 16-17, M 2 Responses Jul 16

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    Occupational hazard. Been blown up in a vehicle shot at many many times and bombed by both the enemy and my own side. But it's not got me yet and I still enjoy the job.
    peopleshero peopleshero 31-35, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    ""One has to pay dearly for immortality;one has to die several times while one is still alive." You just have to let go sometimes,it kills you everyday but you never die,just stuck...
    VicSkilamalink VicSkilamalink 70+, F 5 days ago

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    So yesterday, I was out a 1am with my cousin and his friends. When my mother picked me up, we headed home. All of a sudden a black car stopped infront of us and 2 man got out...
    Gabs96 Gabs96 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    On my 27th birthday i was drinking tequilla. I had drink about half of a half gallon of tequilla, whatever that is.Lets just call it TOO MUCH heh.Needless to say i was blitzed out...
    shinjorai shinjorai 36-40, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I was having surgery and something went wrong so I was put in a coma. I woke up with tubes comming out of my mouth not knowing where the hell I was. I had to learn how to breathe...
    Livinginthedark05 Livinginthedark05 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn't stay alive
    projectgwyn101 projectgwyn101 16-17, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Tried to kill myself, but evidently I failed
    EvaSFenty EvaSFenty 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    how sad i am right now.. even though i would like to be happy and i know i am lucky to be alive.. i am sad. kim was poisoned with a bacterial parasite that the doctor told her...
    FreeThinker2 FreeThinker2 46-50 Jul 2

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    When I was in 8th grade I met a guy named Cody. Cody was smart, funny, charming, and handsome a total teen heart throb. We sat together in a science class, made fun of the teacher...
    eaarcher93 eaarcher93 18-21, F 9 hrs ago

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    One of the boys I go to school with was cousins with a girl who died playing chicken in the middle of the road.
    Wishingtobegone Wishingtobegone 13-15, F 9 hrs ago

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    I have nearly died many times because of my asthma. When the BP Oil Spill happened, I couldn't even go outside without having trouble with my asthma. During the oil spill, I nearly...
    UchigawaNiShinda UchigawaNiShinda 13-15, F Jul 11

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    Laughter makes you loosen up and not take yourself so serious. Whenever I start feeling drained I get a good dose of laughter! It always does the trick. So liberating!
    lovinlife27 lovinlife27 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 10

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    Recently I was with one of my girl friends that is gay. We went out for dinner and drinks down by the beach. Then made it back to her boat. Now she has had a troubled past with her...
    Spiritm Spiritm 26-30, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    My dad died almost seven months ago. I miss him so much it hurts. I miss his hugs, his smell, and how he would always kiss me on the forehead. Noone else calls me sweetheart, and i...
    mairesequin mairesequin 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    I am now "that one." The one in the family that no one talks to. Part of me feels a certain freedom because I know that I have broken away from a pack of selfish liars. But I...
    goldilks goldilks 46-50, F Jul 17

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    "LAUGHTER is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever." ~Walt Disney
    lovingRIZA lovingRIZA 51-55, F Jul 1

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    It is great when you can share unforgivable moments with someone special.In a world like this we need more laughter and deepness instead of material stuff and worries.We need to...
    4biandu 4biandu 26-30, F Jul 3

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    I laugh when I'm in a situation I wasn't prepared for, such as being awkward, surprised, made uncomfortable, etc.. I remember taking on a job as a stage manager for a show that I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 4

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    There is no sound more heart warming and uplifting than the unbridled laughter of children <3
    hippiechick333 hippiechick333 46-50, F 2 Responses Jul 6

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    I think I am in general a serious kind of person .Now with age I have understood the value of laughter.Doctors even recommenf it to patients.Laughing more helps us to have a...
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F Jul 19

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