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    I can't help but say stupid things like this.

    My dad told me once that I was his dad,
    justwhatever96 justwhatever96 18-21, M Dec 3, 2014

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    I Say The Dumbest Things!

    Really, I do. It's always in situations in which I feel uncomfortable in, such as when I have a meeting with my supervisor, or if I am trying to speak my mind. First, I get extremely nervous and anxious: heart racing, face flushed, hands shaking, etc- then I usually respond...
    sbela sbela 22-25, F Oct 18, 2012

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    In my defense I was really tired

    but that doesn't cover me forgetting the word for bus. The bus that I almost missed because of that.
    BleedingOrchids BleedingOrchids 13-15, F May 24, 2014

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    And because of it I lost someone I genuinely

    loved. I thought I did anyway. We had the same humor, we thought the same about most things, he was so smart and nice and thoughtful and played the same games as me. He had my back . He was really patient and confident, some years older than me. He thought me sayin dumb stuff...
    Qriztina Qriztina 16-17, F 2 Responses Sep 10, 2014

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    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 2 Responses Oct 28, 2014

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    redDya91 redDya91 22-25, F 1 Response May 15

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    I do say stupid things

    and I have lost friends because of the things I have said. But on top of that I ask stupid questions.
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 15, 2014

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    I was visiting a friend in prison a few weeks

    ago and stupidly pointed out that all the prisoners were men
    SlightlySparkles SlightlySparkles 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 18, 2014

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    like I.live wearing latex skirts.

    Or I.love my little pony. This btw does not make me want to receive a.message from a dirty old man. But thanks for the lolz now Im feeling special bless you
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 7

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    I remember that once during science class

    when I was around 6-7 years old I asked my teacher ..."Wait a second.. if fishes breathe using the water of the ocean...the ocean should have dryed out a long ago"...I felt like a genius at that moment...ultil the teacher replied...damn it...
    anderlr anderlr 13-15, M May 10

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    When I'm talking with someone

    and I don't have nothing to say and/or there has been a long silence I feel nervous and pressured to say something, so I say something without thinking much about it, and it makes me seem stupid.
    StupidWiseGuy StupidWiseGuy 18-21, M Jul 3, 2014

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    I Wish I Could Stop It

    i say stupid things alot this one is going to be hard to explainwhenever i talk to people i usually mess up in a conversation and offend peoplesometimes i say things that make me sound gay when i am a straight or i flirt with girls on accidenti used to sound weird when i talked...
    act4 act4 18-21, M 3 Responses Oct 23, 2011

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    I Say and Do Stupid/embarassing/hurtful Things I Regret

    I dread going to social events because often I get this 'high' (whether I drink or not) and do and say stupid things, which I think are funny/clever/relevant at the time but when I wake next day - POW! The embarassment/self hate when I realise they were...
    ssmi ssmi 46-50 19 Responses Jul 28, 2009

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    Once I woke up and I dunno

    why XD I said I'm six years old six times then wrote it on my mirror and I have no idea why...XD
    smilelover smilelover 13-15, F May 10

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    It's because I don't think

    before I say stuff a lot of the time. Some times I say things then I realize it was something bad, but it's too late to take it back it's already out there and it's already been said. Even a sorry won't fix it sometimes.
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 2 Responses Nov 2, 2014

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    deltax97 deltax97 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 5, 2014

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    I ALWAYS do this. I'm always making an *** out

    of myself in front of friends, family, coworkers, professors, etc... I hate myself.
    gwya gwya 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 13, 2014

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    OMG, I'm so happyyyyy.

    I want to jump, to scream, to dance... It's so amazing feel like that!!! Maybe I ate the magic toast of happiness. *----* I always feel so depressive, that I just want to keep like that. HUAHAUAHAUAHAUAHHAUA it's amazing, I just can't remember why I used to be so sad. The world...
    deleted deleted 26-30 8 Responses Feb 10

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    I once told my friend I set my computer

    language to crustacean instead of Swahili because I couldn't think of the word
    NightlockForever NightlockForever 16-17, M Aug 24, 2014

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    One time my crush told me he liked my earrings

    and I asked him why he was looking there. Lol!
    Ellytheoutcast Ellytheoutcast 13-15, F Apr 6, 2014

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    I once asked my boyfriend what was the

    difference between an air guitar and an electric guitar smh. Not sure what I was thinking. I have moments like these every now and then and he just adds it to his "**** my girlfriend says" list.
    jrbr991 jrbr991 22-25, F Aug 24, 2014

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    I tend to not think before I speak

    and I ask the most random questions sometimes :) If people think I'm stupid then so be it, I'm just a curious soul.
    Emmy18 Emmy18 18-21, F Jan 26, 2014

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    My brain has one filter.

    "Does this make sense to you?" If the answer is yes it goes out into the world.
    thenicholasexperience thenicholasexperience 31-35, M Dec 8, 2014

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    I'm the person who you invite into your flat,

    I make myself comfortable on the sofa, and then I blurt out "so where do you live then?" I say things that are so unbelievably idiotic sometimes I wonder if maybe my tongue just doesn't belong to me, because it's not in tune with what my brain tries to communicate. I could...
    AngelofPink AngelofPink 70+, F 4 Responses Nov 14, 2014

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    redDya91 redDya91 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    i dont always say something stupid,

    but when i do i keep talking to make it worse. thats just how i roll, with some butter and eggs lolz umm what did i just say? XD im so random i suprise myself sometimes XD
    XxMyDemonsxX XxMyDemonsxX 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 10

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    Fluffystuff Fluffystuff 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 30

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    If I had a dollar for every time somebody asked

    me out I would be ..... homeless
    Emmakatelyn520 Emmakatelyn520 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 3, 2014

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    michaeln41 michaeln41 41-45, M Oct 28, 2014

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    Just a few hours ago

    for a great example of how I say stupid things, my first proper relationship I am still learning but God I need to watch what I say, it has been three strong months with my girlfriend my longest relationship and I would say the most how do you say it, most depth maybe, we see...
    patrick6cfc patrick6cfc 18-21, M Oct 27, 2014

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    I say a lot of stupid things a lot of them I

    can't always get out of even if I try. But i'm human just like everybody else it natural to make mistakes if we don't make mistakes then were not living life.
    Girlinpink0075 Girlinpink0075 18-21, F Jan 16

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    I found out that i say the stupid things

    while with a female friend. And i think sometimes reason of lack of confidence.
    georgeyoosuf georgeyoosuf 26-30, M Sep 8, 2014

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    ThatGuyEveryoneHates ThatGuyEveryoneHates 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 7, 2014

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    especially in exciting situations

    because i just dont know what to do or how to act so i stand there awkwardly screaming in side.
    Stormymusic599 Stormymusic599 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 7, 2014

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    Lol the other day I was in class,

    and the teacher asked for a date before the civil war for this timeline assignment we were doing, and I got confused and said "1900's" and everyone laughed. I think they laughed because they thought I was just being funny, but it actually took me a minute to realize the civil...
    Selphira Selphira 16-17, F Oct 3, 2014

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    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Oct 28, 2014

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    I have serious diarrhea of the mouth.

    Stupid **** just flies out of my mouth and I can't stop it. There's no way to tell when it's coming just suddenly [BLECK!] it's uncontrollable. Is that a condition? Just [BLECK!]
    somerbunni703 somerbunni703 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 28, 2014

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    Im one of those people

    who says "you too" when the person at the ticket booth tells me to enjoy the movie...
    catchphrasejones catchphrasejones 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 3, 2014

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    If your 13 and pregnant I just have one thing

    to say how are you gonna take care if a child when your a child ? I'm not hating or anything I'm just saying
    Emmakatelyn520 Emmakatelyn520 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 10, 2014

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    Always

    Sometimes, just whatever I'm thinking at the time flies out of my mouth. No filter, no matter how offensive, awkward, or flat-out weird. I remember one time Especially early in the morning. Talking on the internet helps with that quite a bit, gives me time to reread what I typed...
    fuzzynerd fuzzynerd 26-30, M 4 Responses Nov 4, 2013

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    I seriously do! Like last night I went to

    Target with my mom, sister, niece, and nephew. My mom was getting me slim jims, and I totally embarrassed myself by...putting both of my hands to my face and whispering 'Slim Jim' and no one was supposed to hear but everyone did including the woman checking us out...I swear she...
    Beck1453 Beck1453 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 23, 2014

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    Until recently I had no idea people lived in

    Oklahoma I thought it was a wasteland... but I swear I'm smart
    ThisIsMyFightSong ThisIsMyFightSong 13-15, F 4 Responses Jan 16

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    I have a habit of saying things I don't mean,

    It always leads to arguments and me feeling incredibly guilty.
    lolliepopsandpigs lolliepopsandpigs 18-21, F Jun 27, 2014

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    When I'm talking with someone

    and I don't have nothing to say and/or there has been a long silence I feel nervous and pressured to say something, so I say something without thinking much about it, and it makes me seem stupid.
    HeterosexualTransexual HeterosexualTransexual 18-21, T 2 Responses Feb 28

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    I like making up facts: Pandas can run faster

    than a cheetah but they choose not to.
    michaeln41 michaeln41 41-45, M Jul 4, 2014

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    saying "half a dozen"

    because "six" is too long.
    redDya91 redDya91 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 30

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    I say stupid things when im frustrated or upset ive lost so many friends cause of it. I wish i didnt. Its just impulse. So many good friends lost :'(.