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I Always Say Stupid Things

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    deltax97 deltax97 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 5

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    especially in exciting situations

    because i just dont know what to do or how to act so i stand there awkwardly screaming in side.
    Stormymusic599 Stormymusic599 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 7

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    I once told my friend I set my computer

    language to crustacean instead of Swahili because I couldn't think of the word
    NightlockForever NightlockForever 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 24

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    All the time. People seriously think I'm

    strange with the stuff I manage to say
    iheath iheath 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 11

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    Lol the other day I was in class,

    and the teacher asked for a date before the civil war for this timeline assignment we were doing, and I got confused and said "1900's" and everyone laughed. I think they laughed because they thought I was just being funny, but it actually took me a minute to realize the civil...
    Selphira Selphira 16-17, F Oct 3

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    ThatGuyEveryoneHates ThatGuyEveryoneHates 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 7

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    My brain has one filter.

    "Does this make sense to you?" If the answer is yes it goes out into the world.
    thenicholasexperience thenicholasexperience 31-35, M Dec 8

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    losingmymind777 losingmymind777 13-15, M 1 Response Dec 2

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    In my defense I was really tired

    but that doesn't cover me forgetting the word for bus. The bus that I almost missed because of that.
    BleedingOrchids BleedingOrchids 13-15, F May 24

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    michaeln41 michaeln41 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 28

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    A majority of the time it's

    when I'm with anyone attractive. I get really nervous, intimidated and either babble complete nonsense or don't say a word. Otherwise, it's when I'm extremely tired or stressed.
    shortgirl4 shortgirl4 18-21, F 8 Responses Mar 26

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    Im one of those people

    who says "you too" when the person at the ticket booth tells me to enjoy the movie...
    catchphrasejones catchphrasejones 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 3

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    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F 3 Responses Oct 28

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    TheUglyBelle TheUglyBelle 18-21, F Jan 22

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    One time my crush told me he liked my earrings

    and I asked him why he was looking there. Lol!
    Theycallherelly Theycallherelly 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 6

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    I have a habit of saying things I don't mean,

    It always leads to arguments and me feeling incredibly guilty.
    lolliepopsandpigs lolliepopsandpigs 16-17, F Jun 27

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    I just blurt out whatever pops into my head

    with out using a decent filter. Like the other day I was talking about can babies "babies you buy in cans all dehydrated and you add water and then 3days later you have a real baby" I'll just say whatever.
    brokenkailyn brokenkailyn 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 14, 2013

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    I once asked my boyfriend what was the

    difference between an air guitar and an electric guitar smh. Not sure what I was thinking. I have moments like these every now and then and he just adds it to his "**** my girlfriend says" list.
    jrbr991 jrbr991 22-25, F Aug 24

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    It's because I don't think

    before I say stuff a lot of the time. Some times I say things then I realize it was something bad, but it's too late to take it back it's already out there and it's already been said. Even a sorry won't fix it sometimes.
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 2 Responses Nov 2

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    I can't help but say stupid things like this.

    My dad told me once that I was his dad,
    justwhatever96 justwhatever96 18-21, M Dec 3

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    yourlittlepuppy yourlittlepuppy 18-21, F 1 Response May 24

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    If your 13 and pregnant I just have one thing

    to say how are you gonna take care if a child when your a child ? I'm not hating or anything I'm just saying
    Emmakatelyn520 Emmakatelyn520 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 10

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    I tend to not think before I speak

    and I ask the most random questions sometimes :) If people think I'm stupid then so be it, I'm just a curious soul.
    Emmy18 Emmy18 18-21, F Jan 26

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    I seriously do! Like last night I went to

    Target with my mom, sister, niece, and nephew. My mom was getting me slim jims, and I totally embarrassed myself by...putting both of my hands to my face and whispering 'Slim Jim' and no one was supposed to hear but everyone did including the woman checking us out...I swear she...
    Beck1453 Beck1453 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 23

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    I Always Say Stupid Things

    & **** people off, even when im trying to help. I never word what im trying to say the right way, it always comes out wrong. . You have to really know me to understand what I mean alot of the time, & to not get offended.
    DaddysPrincess1210 DaddysPrincess1210 18-21, F 3 Responses Oct 31, 2013

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    I do say stupid things

    and I have lost friends because of the things I have said. But on top of that I ask stupid questions.
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 15

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    I ALWAYS do this. I'm always making an *** out

    of myself in front of friends, family, coworkers, professors, etc... I hate myself.
    gwya gwya 18-21, F 5 Responses Nov 13

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    I Say The Dumbest Things!

    Really, I do. It's always in situations in which I feel uncomfortable in, such as when I have a meeting with my supervisor, or if I am trying to speak my mind. First, I get extremely nervous and anxious: heart racing, face flushed, hands shaking, etc- then I usually respond...
    sbela sbela 22-25, F Oct 18, 2012

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    I'm the person who you invite into your flat,

    I make myself comfortable on the sofa, and then I blurt out "so where do you live then?" I say things that are so unbelievably idiotic sometimes I wonder if maybe my tongue just doesn't belong to me, because it's not in tune with what my brain tries to communicate. I could...
    AngelofPink AngelofPink 70+, F 5 Responses Nov 14

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    i always say stupid things

    and then i worry about what people though of me because of what i said. I get super anxious about it.
    rossiarcher rossiarcher 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 1

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    I always say things that I realise I shouldn't

    of! Like saying I don't believe in god next to a religious person, saying I don't like music to someone obsessed with it, telling a depressed person that they are annoying me, saying I hate American chocolate next to a person who is from America! I am just someone who always...
    Melonfriends Melonfriends 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 18

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    I was visiting a friend in prison a few weeks

    ago and stupidly pointed out that all the prisoners were men
    SlightlySparkles SlightlySparkles 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 18

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    I Say and Do Stupid/embarassing/hurtful Things I Regret

    I dread going to social events because often I get this 'high' (whether I drink or not) and do and say stupid things, which I think are funny/clever/relevant at the time but when I wake next day - POW! The embarassment/self hate when I realise they were...
    ssmi ssmi 46-50 14 Responses Jul 28, 2009

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    I Wish I Could Stop It

    i say stupid things alot this one is going to be hard to explainwhenever i talk to people i usually mess up in a conversation and offend peoplesometimes i say things that make me sound gay when i am a straight or i flirt with girls on accidenti used to sound weird when i talked...
    act4 act4 18-21, M 3 Responses Oct 23, 2011

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    And because of it I lost someone I genuinely

    loved. I thought I did anyway. We had the same humor, we thought the same about most things, he was so smart and nice and thoughtful and played the same games as me. He had my back . He was really patient and confident, some years older than me. He thought me sayin dumb stuff...
    Qriztina Qriztina 16-17, F 2 Responses Sep 10

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    When I'm talking with someone

    and I don't have nothing to say and/or there has been a long silence I feel nervous and pressured to say something, so I say something without thinking much about it, and it makes me seem stupid.
    StupidWiseGuy StupidWiseGuy 18-21, M Jul 3

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    lovebug19980 lovebug19980 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 28

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    I found out that i say the stupid things

    while with a female friend. And i think sometimes reason of lack of confidence.
    georgeyoosuf georgeyoosuf 26-30, M Sep 8

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    Always

    Sometimes, just whatever I'm thinking at the time flies out of my mouth. No filter, no matter how offensive, awkward, or flat-out weird. I remember one time Especially early in the morning. Talking on the internet helps with that quite a bit, gives me time to reread what I typed...
    fuzzynerd fuzzynerd 26-30, M 4 Responses Nov 4, 2013

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    I like making up facts: Pandas can run faster

    than a cheetah but they choose not to.
    michaeln41 michaeln41 41-45, M Jul 4

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    If I had a dollar for every time somebody asked

    me out I would be ..... homeless
    Emmakatelyn520 Emmakatelyn520 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 3

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    I have serious diarrhea of the mouth.

    Stupid **** just flies out of my mouth and I can't stop it. There's no way to tell when it's coming just suddenly [BLECK!] it's uncontrollable. Is that a condition? Just [BLECK!]
    somerbunni703 somerbunni703 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 28

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    Just a few hours ago

    for a great example of how I say stupid things, my first proper relationship I am still learning but God I need to watch what I say, it has been three strong months with my girlfriend my longest relationship and I would say the most how do you say it, most depth maybe, we see...
    patrick6cfc patrick6cfc 16-17, M Oct 27

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    When I say stupid things during an argument it only gives my H more reason to ignore my demands for resolution. Just thinks I'm a nut. It might be more effective to throw **** at...
    FreyjaInBattle FreyjaInBattle 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 3

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    I say the stupidest things to my lover and it turns him off so much :( I guess he shouldn't be so judgemental. I am just so desperate for attention from him that I talk about...
    bossvixen bossvixen 26-30, F Dec 2

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    Who doesn't? I say dumb things, I do dumb things, I fight with people over dumb things everything is dumb.
    UnrulyPaperclip UnrulyPaperclip 18-21, M Dec 9

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    I do so many stupid things when I'm angry..
    gracegarang101 gracegarang101 13-15, F 2 Responses Dec 2

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    im sorry if i always say im fine. I'm sorry if i cant let my feelings slip away from my over-prided heart. I am sorry if i can't say what i feel. I'm just afraid and i dont know...
    JinxRaven JinxRaven 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 30

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    Yep I ALWAYS say I'm ok even when I'm not.
    trayomis trayomis 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 3

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    I ALWAYS say I am fine or ok even if I am clearly not. I just makes me not have to explain myself or situation to others
    princessalicia princessalicia 22-25, F 3 Responses Dec 11

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    Everytime I don't do it when it's not needed but if I'm being served in a shop or someone does something nice for me I will always say thank you and please some of my friends laugh...
    digglett digglett 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 13