I Always Say Stupid Things

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    I always tend to do this,

    but I just want to stick to stupid things that are funny instead of stupid things about myself that will just put me down.
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    Nov 9, 2015

    I have no filter i say what's on my mind.

    . Some people say I'm brutally honest
    alyssiabeth alyssiabeth
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Dec 1, 2015

    I met this Hispanic guy at my school,

    and when I asked him where hes from he said Caracas. I thought Caracas was spanish for Morocco, instead of the capital of Venezuela and I blurted out "You're African?!" and he looked so done with me. The sad part is I'm fluent in spanish LMAO
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 25, 2015
    ThatGuyEveryoneHates ThatGuyEveryoneHates
    18-21, M
    1 Response Dec 7, 2014

    I do say stupid things

    and I have lost friends because of the things I have said. But on top of that I ask stupid questions.
    Raptax231 Raptax231
    22-25, M
    1 Response Sep 15, 2014
    deltax97 deltax97
    18-21, M
    1 Response Aug 5, 2014
    SweatxHive SweatxHive
    13-15, F
    Sep 6, 2015

    OMG, I'm so happyyyyy.

    I want to jump, to scream, to dance... It's so amazing feel like that!!! Maybe I ate the magic toast of happiness. *----* I always feel so depressive, that I just want to keep like that. HUAHAUAHAUAHAUAHHAUA it's amazing, I just can't remember why I used to be so sad. The world...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Feb 10, 2015

    like I.live wearing latex skirts.

    Or I.love my little pony. This btw does not make me want to receive a.message from a dirty old man. But thanks for the lolz now Im feeling special bless you
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 7, 2015

    In my defense I was really tired

    but that doesn't cover me forgetting the word for bus. The bus that I almost missed because of that.
    BleedingOrchids BleedingOrchids
    16-17, F
    May 24, 2014

    I tend to not think before I speak

    and I ask the most random questions sometimes :) If people think I'm stupid then so be it, I'm just a curious soul.
    Emmy18 Emmy18
    18-21, F
    Jan 26, 2014

    When I'm talking with someone

    and I don't have nothing to say and/or there has been a long silence I feel nervous and pressured to say something, so I say something without thinking much about it, and it makes me seem stupid.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 3, 2014

    Well... not always. Just occasionally at the

    worst possible time and not realizing I said something stupid. This time I pissed off my grandmother. I realized to late that I said something rude af. Planning to call her and apologize. I don't have a problem with apologizing because I was an *** and not apologizing will make...
    GrinchFairy GrinchFairy
    16-17
    Mar 29

    I can't help but say stupid things like this.

    My dad told me once that I was his dad,
    justwhatever96 justwhatever96
    18-21, M
    Dec 3, 2014

    I was visiting a friend in prison a few weeks

    ago and stupidly pointed out that all the prisoners were men
    SlightlySparkles SlightlySparkles
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Apr 18, 2014

    When I see someone I know in public,

    I try to hide from them because either I know them and I know I'm gonna say something stupid and embarrassing, or I know them from somewhere and I don't remember their name but they know mine..
    Lcy2472 Lcy2472
    13-15, F
    Jul 1, 2015

    Im one of those people

    who says "you too" when the person at the ticket booth tells me to enjoy the movie...
    catchphrasejones catchphrasejones
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 3, 2014

    I Say and Do Stupid/embarassing/hurtful Things I Regret

    I dread going to social events because often I get this 'high' (whether I drink or not) and do and say stupid things, which I think are funny/clever/relevant at the time but when I wake next day - POW! The embarassment/self hate when I realise they were...
    ssmi ssmi
    46-50
    22 Responses Jul 28, 2009

    I seriously do! Like last night I went to

    Target with my mom, sister, niece, and nephew. My mom was getting me slim jims, and I totally embarrassed myself by...putting both of my hands to my face and whispering 'Slim Jim' and no one was supposed to hear but everyone did including the woman checking us out...I swear she...
    Beck1453 Beck1453
    13-15, F
    1 Response Nov 23, 2014

    one thing im saying this ,

    then im going to deny it. Lol
    mykimchi mykimchi
    18-21, F
    Sep 23, 2015

    Once I woke up and I dunno

    why XD I said I'm six years old six times then wrote it on my mirror and I have no idea why...XD
    smilelover smilelover
    16-17, F
    May 10, 2015

    My brain has one filter.

    "Does this make sense to you?" If the answer is yes it goes out into the world.
    thenicholasexperience thenicholasexperience
    31-35, M
    Dec 8, 2014

    One time my crush told me he liked my earrings

    and I asked him why he was looking there. Lol!
    sighselly sighselly
    13-15, F
    Apr 6, 2014

    I broke down the other day

    and cried and told him how I felt and what I've been thinking... he hasn't said anything abd he usually has something to say. I am scared that I might have just ruined everything just because I can't keep my feelings under control....
    WentAway WentAway
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Dec 8, 2015

    If your 13 and pregnant I just have one thing

    to say how are you gonna take care if a child when your a child ? I'm not hating or anything I'm just saying
    Emmakatelyn520 Emmakatelyn520
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Feb 10, 2014

    When I'm talking with someone

    and I don't have nothing to say and/or there has been a long silence I feel nervous and pressured to say something, so I say something without thinking much about it, and it makes me seem stupid.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Feb 28, 2015
    AnomalousLines AnomalousLines
    18-21
    1 Response Apr 30, 2015

    It's because I don't think

    before I say stuff a lot of the time. Some times I say things then I realize it was something bad, but it's too late to take it back it's already out there and it's already been said. Even a sorry won't fix it sometimes.
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Nov 2, 2014

    The fact I can get it right away with a lot

    more fun and addicting and I don't think so but it was just about every single time to go back and I don't think so but it was just about every single time to go back.
    Temi2707 Temi2707
    16-17, M
    Mar 28

    i tend to put my foot in my mouth constantly.

    ... i might aswell hop everywhere since its there so often
    roflmao786 roflmao786
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jul 1, 2015

    "It's amazing I'm in this maze with you,

    I just can't crack your code, one day you screaming you love me loud, the next day you're so cold, one day you're here, one day you're there, one day you care, you're so unfair..."
    redDya91 redDya91
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 22

    I have a habit of saying things I don't mean,

    It always leads to arguments and me feeling incredibly guilty.
    lolliepopsandpigs lolliepopsandpigs
    18-21, F
    Jun 27, 2014

    its a constant battle.

    i have held things in so long that words and thoughts hemorrhage out of me like blood from a gaping wound. its not too bad when its just minor nonsense but becomes a problem when i reveal things better hidden. i cannot help but voice my feelings but feelings are overrated...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer
    46-50, M
    Jul 24, 2015

    I say a lot of stupid things a lot of them I

    can't always get out of even if I try. But i'm human just like everybody else it natural to make mistakes if we don't make mistakes then were not living life.
    Girlinpink0075 Girlinpink0075
    18-21, F
    Jan 16, 2015

    I'm the person who you invite into your flat,

    I make myself comfortable on the sofa, and then I blurt out "so where do you live then?" I say things that are so unbelievably idiotic sometimes I wonder if maybe my tongue just doesn't belong to me, because it's not in tune with what my brain tries to communicate. I could...
    AngelofPink AngelofPink
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Nov 14, 2014

    Can never just get it right -_- I try to say

    the right thing and it never just comes out right. I have it in my head but can never say it...
    WentAway WentAway
    18-21, F
    Nov 10, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Oct 28, 2014

    If I had a dollar for every time somebody asked

    me out I would be ..... homeless
    Emmakatelyn520 Emmakatelyn520
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Feb 3, 2014

    I like making up facts: Pandas can run faster

    than a cheetah but they choose not to.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 4, 2014

    especially in exciting situations

    because i just dont know what to do or how to act so i stand there awkwardly screaming in side.
    Stormymusic599 Stormymusic599
    16-17, F
    1 Response Feb 7, 2014

    my senior quote: if you can't blow them away

    with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullsh*t
    LurkingShadow LurkingShadow
    13-15, F
    Mar 28

    Until recently I had no idea people lived in

    Oklahoma I thought it was a wasteland... but I swear I'm smart
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Jan 16, 2015

    Allergic to turmeric,

    Cherries give you hives. Any top-notch fudge is fine, Picky little potato. Repulsed by the sensations, The smells of the food is giving. Disgusted by the failed temptation, Superficial little potato. Rainbows are wonderful you said, We all know you're color-blinded. What's the...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Aug 5, 2015
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Oct 28, 2014

    I got into a fight with my room mate over

    ******* dishes. wow. I'm usually not that person. I am usually super laid back. but, this is my place... I earn it, and I just feel like that should be respected (and he seems to respect it). we live here for free because of my job. I invited him to live with me while he is in...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Sep 8, 2015

    Always

    Sometimes, just whatever I'm thinking at the time flies out of my mouth. No filter, no matter how offensive, awkward, or flat-out weird. I remember one time Especially early in the morning. Talking on the internet helps with that quite a bit, gives me time to reread what I typed...
    fuzzynerd fuzzynerd
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Nov 4, 2013

    all the time i say stupid things

    and hurt the people i love with my words badly ????
    zovian zovian
    18-21, M
    Jul 3, 2015

    I remember that once during science class

    when I was around 6-7 years old I asked my teacher ..."Wait a second.. if fishes breathe using the water of the ocean...the ocean should have dryed out a long ago"...I felt like a genius at that moment...ultil the teacher replied...damn it...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 10, 2015
    Sk8borderAddie Sk8borderAddie
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Sep 7, 2015

    Lol the other day I was in class,

    and the teacher asked for a date before the civil war for this timeline assignment we were doing, and I got confused and said "1900's" and everyone laughed. I think they laughed because they thought I was just being funny, but it actually took me a minute to realize the civil...
    Selphira Selphira
    18-21, F
    Oct 3, 2014

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