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I Always Say Stupid Things

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    I have a habit of saying things I don't mean,

    It always leads to arguments and me feeling incredibly guilty.
    lolliepopsandpigs lolliepopsandpigs 18-21, F Jun 27, 2014

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    I always tend to do this,

    but I just want to stick to stupid things that are funny instead of stupid things about myself that will just put me down.
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic 26-30, F Nov 9, 2015

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    I Say and Do Stupid/embarassing/hurtful Things I Regret

    I dread going to social events because often I get this 'high' (whether I drink or not) and do and say stupid things, which I think are funny/clever/relevant at the time but when I wake next day - POW! The embarassment/self hate when I realise they were...
    ssmi ssmi 46-50 24 Responses Jul 28, 2009

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    like I.live wearing latex skirts.

    Or I.love my little pony. This btw does not make me want to receive a.message from a dirty old man. But thanks for the lolz now Im feeling special bless you
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 7, 2015

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    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 28, 2014

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    I seriously do! Like last night I went to

    Target with my mom, sister, niece, and nephew. My mom was getting me slim jims, and I totally embarrassed myself by...putting both of my hands to my face and whispering 'Slim Jim' and no one was supposed to hear but everyone did including the woman checking us out...I swear she...
    Beck1453 Beck1453 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 23, 2014

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    I say a lot of stupid things a lot of them I

    can't always get out of even if I try. But i'm human just like everybody else it natural to make mistakes if we don't make mistakes then were not living life.
    Girlinpink0075 Girlinpink0075 18-21, F Jan 16, 2015

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    I got into a fight with my room mate over

    ******* dishes. wow. I'm usually not that person. I am usually super laid back. but, this is my place... I earn it, and I just feel like that should be respected (and he seems to respect it). we live here for free because of my job. I invited him to live with me while he is in...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Sep 8, 2015

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    ThatGuyEveryoneHates ThatGuyEveryoneHates 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 7, 2014

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    OMG, I'm so happyyyyy.

    I want to jump, to scream, to dance... It's so amazing feel like that!!! Maybe I ate the magic toast of happiness. *----* I always feel so depressive, that I just want to keep like that. HUAHAUAHAUAHAUAHHAUA it's amazing, I just can't remember why I used to be so sad. The world...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Feb 10, 2015

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    Fluffystuff Fluffystuff 18-21 2 Responses Apr 30, 2015

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    I was visiting a friend in prison a few weeks

    ago and stupidly pointed out that all the prisoners were men
    SlightlySparkles SlightlySparkles 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 18, 2014

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    Lol the other day I was in class,

    and the teacher asked for a date before the civil war for this timeline assignment we were doing, and I got confused and said "1900's" and everyone laughed. I think they laughed because they thought I was just being funny, but it actually took me a minute to realize the civil...
    Selphira Selphira 18-21, F Oct 3, 2014

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    One time my crush told me he liked my earrings

    and I asked him why he was looking there. Lol!
    sighselly sighselly 13-15, F Apr 6, 2014

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    My brain has one filter.

    "Does this make sense to you?" If the answer is yes it goes out into the world.
    thenicholasexperience thenicholasexperience 31-35, M Dec 8, 2014

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    one thing im saying this ,

    then im going to deny it. Lol
    mykimchi mykimchi 18-21, F Sep 23, 2015

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    deltax97 deltax97 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 5, 2014

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    I remember that once during science class

    when I was around 6-7 years old I asked my teacher ..."Wait a second.. if fishes breathe using the water of the ocean...the ocean should have dryed out a long ago"...I felt like a genius at that moment...ultil the teacher replied...damn it...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 10, 2015

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    If I had a dollar for every time somebody asked

    me out I would be ..... homeless
    Emmakatelyn520 Emmakatelyn520 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 3, 2014

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    When I see someone I know in public,

    I try to hide from them because either I know them and I know I'm gonna say something stupid and embarrassing, or I know them from somewhere and I don't remember their name but they know mine..
    Lcy2472 Lcy2472 13-15, F Jul 1, 2015

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    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 2 Responses Oct 28, 2014

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    Can never just get it right -_- I try to say

    the right thing and it never just comes out right. I have it in my head but can never say it...
    IWillGo IWillGo 18-21, F Nov 10, 2015

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    Once I woke up and I dunno

    why XD I said I'm six years old six times then wrote it on my mirror and I have no idea why...XD
    smilelover smilelover 16-17, F May 10, 2015

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    I have no filter i say what's on my mind.

    . Some people say I'm brutally honest
    alyssiabeth alyssiabeth 16-17, F 4 Responses Dec 1, 2015

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    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 28, 2014

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    especially in exciting situations

    because i just dont know what to do or how to act so i stand there awkwardly screaming in side.
    Stormymusic599 Stormymusic599 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 7, 2014

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    In my defense I was really tired

    but that doesn't cover me forgetting the word for bus. The bus that I almost missed because of that.
    BleedingOrchids BleedingOrchids 16-17, F May 24, 2014

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    i tend to put my foot in my mouth constantly.

    ... i might aswell hop everywhere since its there so often
    roflmao786 roflmao786 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 1, 2015

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    Im one of those people

    who says "you too" when the person at the ticket booth tells me to enjoy the movie...
    catchphrasejones catchphrasejones 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 3, 2014

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    When I'm talking with someone

    and I don't have nothing to say and/or there has been a long silence I feel nervous and pressured to say something, so I say something without thinking much about it, and it makes me seem stupid.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Feb 28, 2015

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    When I'm talking with someone

    and I don't have nothing to say and/or there has been a long silence I feel nervous and pressured to say something, so I say something without thinking much about it, and it makes me seem stupid.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 3, 2014

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    Always

    Sometimes, just whatever I'm thinking at the time flies out of my mouth. No filter, no matter how offensive, awkward, or flat-out weird. I remember one time Especially early in the morning. Talking on the internet helps with that quite a bit, gives me time to reread what I typed...
    fuzzynerd fuzzynerd 26-30, M 4 Responses Nov 4, 2013

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    I met this Hispanic guy at my school,

    and when I asked him where hes from he said Caracas. I thought Caracas was spanish for Morocco, instead of the capital of Venezuela and I blurted out "You're African?!" and he looked so done with me. The sad part is I'm fluent in spanish LMAO
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 25, 2015

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    I like making up facts: Pandas can run faster

    than a cheetah but they choose not to.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 4, 2014

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    I tend to not think before I speak

    and I ask the most random questions sometimes :) If people think I'm stupid then so be it, I'm just a curious soul.
    Emmy18 Emmy18 18-21, F Jan 26, 2014

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    SweatxHive SweatxHive 13-15, F Sep 6, 2015

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    I broke down the other day

    and cried and told him how I felt and what I've been thinking... he hasn't said anything abd he usually has something to say. I am scared that I might have just ruined everything just because I can't keep my feelings under control....
    IWillGo IWillGo 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 8, 2015

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    I can't help but say stupid things like this.

    My dad told me once that I was his dad,
    justwhatever96 justwhatever96 18-21, M Dec 3, 2014

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    Allergic to turmeric,

    Cherries give you hives. Any top-notch fudge is fine, Picky little potato. Repulsed by the sensations, The smells of the food is giving. Disgusted by the failed temptation, Superficial little potato. Rainbows are wonderful you said, We all know you're color-blinded. What's the...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 5, 2015

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    its a constant battle.

    i have held things in so long that words and thoughts hemorrhage out of me like blood from a gaping wound. its not too bad when its just minor nonsense but becomes a problem when i reveal things better hidden. i cannot help but voice my feelings but feelings are overrated...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M Jul 24, 2015

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    Sk8borderAddie Sk8borderAddie 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 7, 2015

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    I'm the person who you invite into your flat,

    I make myself comfortable on the sofa, and then I blurt out "so where do you live then?" I say things that are so unbelievably idiotic sometimes I wonder if maybe my tongue just doesn't belong to me, because it's not in tune with what my brain tries to communicate. I could...
    AngelofPink AngelofPink 22-25, F 4 Responses Nov 14, 2014

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    Until recently I had no idea people lived in

    Oklahoma I thought it was a wasteland... but I swear I'm smart
    ThisIsMyFightSong ThisIsMyFightSong 13-15, F 4 Responses Jan 16, 2015

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    all the time i say stupid things

    and hurt the people i love with my words badly ????
    zovian zovian 18-21, M Jul 3, 2015

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    If your 13 and pregnant I just have one thing

    to say how are you gonna take care if a child when your a child ? I'm not hating or anything I'm just saying
    Emmakatelyn520 Emmakatelyn520 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 10, 2014

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