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I Always Say Stupid Things

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    I Always Say Stupid Things

    & **** people off, even when im trying to help. I never word what im trying to say the right way, it always comes out wrong. . You have to really know me to understand what I mean alot of the time, & to not get offended.
    DaddysPrincess1210 DaddysPrincess1210 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 31, 2013

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    I tend to not think before I speak

    and I ask the most random questions sometimes :) If people think I'm stupid then so be it, I'm just a curious soul.
    Emmy18 Emmy18 18-21, F Jan 26

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    I Wish I Could Stop It

    i say stupid things alot this one is going to be hard to explainwhenever i talk to people i usually mess up in a conversation and offend peoplesometimes i say things that make me sound gay when i am a straight or i flirt with girls on accidenti used to sound weird when i talked...
    act4 act4 18-21, M 3 Responses Oct 23, 2011

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    Im one of those people

    who says "you too" when the person at the ticket booth tells me to enjoy the movie...
    catchphrasejones catchphrasejones 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 3

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    TheUglyBelle TheUglyBelle 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 22

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    All the time. People seriously think I'm

    strange with the stuff I manage to say
    iheath iheath 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 11

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    At Work

    They just fly out my mouth, and I think" Where did that come from" then I hate myself...
    notoesatall notoesatall 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 25, 2013

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    If I want to eat chocolate I'll eat chocolate

    if I want to flick my sister off when she's not looking ill flick her off
    Emmakatelyn520 Emmakatelyn520 16-17, F Feb 4

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    Im not dumb & I do say stupid things a lot,

    but in a funny stupid way. I think im pretty hilarious! So do other people(: i guess its part of my personality
    blahhooplah blahhooplah 18-21, F Mar 16

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    Ugh

    The fall quarter has just begun, and like I knew he would, my etching professor instructed everyone to introduce themselves, reveal their majors, and tell an embarrassing story. Of course, my mind blanked as far as the embarrassing story went... not that I don't have...
    littlebluehonda littlebluehonda 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 17, 2009

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    Next Time I'll Look Around

    Some of my friends work in a teashop and from time to time they organise oversleeping for other friends there. The owner doesn't know about it naturally, because he would not permit it. Those friends invited my to celebrate the New Year's Eve in the teashop with them, it's...
    dummass dummass 18-21, F Dec 22, 2009

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    When I'm Trying To Be Funny I End Up Sounding Stupid

    I am a naturally funny person but i find it that when i TRY to be funny i always end up sounding stupid and this happends a lot. It really upsets me and makes me feel sad as the people around me then would always act weird or dismiss me or something when i would say silly stuff...
    OhLala17 OhLala17 18-21 1 Response Sep 6, 2012

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    Well, Not Always

    I have a habit of saying things at the wrong time that get me into trouble. 9 years ago, I worked at this place called Long John Silvers. One of the assistant managers agreed to take over my cashier duties while I learn to prepare the meals that come up on the overhead screen...
    flower4life flower4life 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 8, 2011

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    ...

     Sometimes, I am amazed at the drivel that comes out of my mouth. Amazed and saddened. I say a lot of stupid things, all the time. Every so often a memory where I make an *** of myself smacks me in the face. It's so embarrassing to remember. Ughh... 
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 29, 2008

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    I just blurt out whatever pops into my head

    with out using a decent filter. Like the other day I was talking about can babies "babies you buy in cans all dehydrated and you add water and then 3days later you have a real baby" I'll just say whatever.
    brokenkailyn brokenkailyn 16-17, F 2 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    One time my crush told me he liked my earrings

    and I asked him why he was looking there. Lol!
    Wishingtobegone Wishingtobegone 13-15, F Apr 6

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    I Say The Dumbest Things!

    Really, I do. It's always in situations in which I feel uncomfortable in, such as when I have a meeting with my supervisor, or if I am trying to speak my mind. First, I get extremely nervous and anxious: heart racing, face flushed, hands shaking, etc- then I usually respond...
    sbela sbela 22-25, F Oct 18, 2012

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    Yes this is stupid and gross

    but my friend who is 14 wants to **** his aunt. He thinks she has nice cleavage and a great bASS He also loves her V. He wants to know if you guys could give tips on how to get more sexual with her or just random tips. My friend is stupid.
    XCarbon XCarbon 16-17, M 2 Responses Feb 18

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    I Am Stupid.

    Well, I just asked a guy who I had sex with if we're going to do it again because he mentioned it once....WTF. WHY DID I DO THAT. I am so stupid.
    xxAlexandraxx xxAlexandraxx 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 4, 2008

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    Im The Ditz

    me and my boyfreind were having a relationship  talk and one of the results from that comunication was he said i say stupid things sometimes about once a week. doesnt everyone ? so i asked him for an example he couldnt give one but said we should have a code so he can signal...
    partyanimalandy partyanimalandy 22-25 Jun 27, 2010

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    i always say stupid things

    and then i worry about what people though of me because of what i said. I get super anxious about it.
    rossiarcher rossiarcher 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 1

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    I Keep Saying Stupid Things

    I don't know why and I don't know when it started but for as long as i can remember i've always said the frankly dumbest things. Examples being racist things without realizes the race is in the room and hear or even racist things against myself. Inappropriate things that i just...
    Kris4335 Kris4335 22-25 2 Responses Apr 2, 2012

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    If your 13 and pregnant I just have one thing

    to say how are you gonna take care if a child when your a child ? I'm not hating or anything I'm just saying
    Emmakatelyn520 Emmakatelyn520 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 10

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    A majority of the time it's

    when I'm with anyone attractive. I get really nervous, intimidated and either babble complete nonsense or don't say a word. Otherwise, it's when I'm extremely tired or stressed.
    shortgirl4 shortgirl4 18-21, F 8 Responses Mar 26

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    I Say and Do Stupid/embarassing/hurtful Things I Regret

    I dread going to social events because often I get this 'high' (whether I drink or not) and do and say stupid things, which I think are funny/clever/relevant at the time but when I wake next day - POW! The embarassment/self hate when I realise they were...
    ssmi ssmi 46-50 13 Responses Jul 28, 2009

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    I haven’t said one intelligent thing in my

    entire life. Every word that comes out of my mouth is just a constant stream of dumb. Honestly, I’m not even sure why I’m allowed to speak. Most of the time I should just shut up but I don’t. I just keep talking and talking and talking and I talk too much. It wouldn’t be...
    cjequals cjequals 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 14

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    The wrong things at the wrong times.

    Generally during awkward silences.
    projectgwyn101 projectgwyn101 16-17, M Apr 2

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    I Dont Think Before I Speak

    it makes me look dumb to others and i hate it!
    mialenox mialenox 22-25, F Feb 2, 2013

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    I work in a restraunt in a hotel.

    I usually work nights because I have school. But since it's break I can work in the mornings
    SchamDea3398 SchamDea3398 16-17, M 2 Responses Dec 30, 2013

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    Usually Act B4 I Think :(

    i am actually pretty smart, tho that didnt sound too modest. but i have a tendency to act or say something b4 i think it out thoroughly
    cbeans cbeans 18-21 Oct 21, 2013

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    Always

    Sometimes, just whatever I'm thinking at the time flies out of my mouth. No filter, no matter how offensive, awkward, or flat-out weird. I remember one time Especially early in the morning. Talking on the internet helps with that quite a bit, gives me time to reread what I typed...
    fuzzynerd fuzzynerd 26-30, M 3 Responses Nov 4, 2013

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    I Say Stupid Things.....:(

    Fall semester just started this week, and I always end up getting nervous and saying stupid things. I'm taking a film history class and my professor asks us if we know what the Black Maria (a studio that Edison used in the 1890's to make his short films) was named after. For some...
    severuschick136 severuschick136 22-25 2 Responses Aug 27, 2010

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    I Don'T Realize It Till Later

    Most times I say things that can be taken wrongly but I don't mean them in an offensive way. Only later do I realize that I may have been a slight bit stupid
    xlxSpiraxlx xlxSpiraxlx 26-30, F 2 Responses Oct 4, 2013

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    I'm 17 and almost legal of age

    for S3X. I think my aunt is sexy. I want to get S3xual with her .Got any tips? Please help thanks . I'd prefer answers form people with experience.
    XCarbon XCarbon 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 18

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    If I had a dollar for every time somebody asked

    me out I would be ..... homeless
    Emmakatelyn520 Emmakatelyn520 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 3

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    especially in exciting situations

    because i just dont know what to do or how to act so i stand there awkwardly screaming in side.
    Stormymusic599 Stormymusic599 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 7

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    All The Time..

    I try not to, I try so hard. But I always say the wrong thing. I'm such an idiot sometimes.
    leavemebehind leavemebehind 18-21, F Nov 3, 2013

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    Yeah i pretty much ruin almost everything

    for myself, mostly having to do with what i've said. I guess? I don't really know what's wrong with my brain. Like tonight. I would really like to write a good story but i can't think lol. This is probably the wrong place to be talking about this. I maybe need to go to "brain...
    Yogurtree Yogurtree 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 17

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    Awkward...

    Today I complimented someone. She said thank you. ...I said you're welcome... That was dumb.
    helloo123 helloo123 16-17, F 3 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    So my school has a semi-formal dance tomorrow

    night and I asked this girl I like to go with me and she said yes, but she would meet me there because she and her friends had already planned on going together. We only really make small talk and I want to have better conversations but I don't know what to talk about. So any...
    MedivalJolk MedivalJolk 13-15, M Mar 7

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    The Words

    Stupid and dumb & loyal to a fault are under my name. You'll look a bit confused when you read I died of sorrow and regret. I pray, one day, I'll open the door and see you there, smiling and gazing at me with those eyes..... Your eyes, how I long to dive into the debths. I...
    Outtahere7079 Outtahere7079 70+ Jul 21, 2013

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    You got to take thug the life more seriously

    ice cream truck comes by OOO ice cream
    Emmakatelyn520 Emmakatelyn520 16-17, F Feb 3

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    I was visiting a friend in prison a few weeks

    ago and stupidly pointed out that all the prisoners were men
    SlightlySparkles SlightlySparkles 22-25, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    Random Stupid Story

    Once upon a time there was a licorice All Sort named Sammy. Sammy lived in a party mix packet of sweets with many friends such as Benny Jelly Bean and Suizie Snake. One day their world started to shake rattle and roll as some careless human purchased their packet. "AHHHH...
    RaeDuh RaeDuh 18-21, F Jan 4, 2012

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    All The Time

    Never intentionally, it just comes out and then I think oh damn I'm an idiot! Although we always manage to turn it into a joke, no matter how stupid the things I say sound. Sound times I just say totally random things in a conversation without even realising it, or sometimes I...
    ImOkayNow ImOkayNow 16-17, F Sep 19, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
    elugo123456789 elugo123456789 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 6

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    Let's just say live everyone else I'm not myself when I'm drunk I do stupid things again like every other drunk lol
    Maddya Maddya 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 10

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    I hate this about me. I get depressed or angry, then my mouth moves faster than my brain. I say things without thinking. I hurt people who only try to help. I wish I was more...
    everyonehasbeauty everyonehasbeauty 16-17, F a week ago

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    I'll be somewhere and I won't be able to stand up, or I am about to fall over and this is when people decide it's a good time to pass by and ask how I am doing. I've gotten into...
    IcyDragon IcyDragon 16-17, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    MANNERS It doesn't cost anything or hurt to say please and thank you… so why doesn't everyone have manners and say please/ thank you? I always say please and thank you as I...
    MilweePisces MilweePisces 18-21, F Apr 10

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    i always say im ok even when im not because i hate sharing my feelings with strangers,actually im scared because in front of me they might show sympathy but at the back they might...
    Roadguy Roadguy 26-30, M Apr 2

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    I always say I'm fine...however lately when someone ask how I'm doing...my response has been "Im maintaining" maybe I should be extremely honest when Im asked that question...just...
    JustLaniece JustLaniece 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 4

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    I always say im fine but now im in the mood where idgaf
    carlos19cv carlos19cv 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    I find them stupid sometimes, and most people think they are all stupid. But we learn by them, You can't learn from something if you haven't done it. People may believe something...
    NymNin NymNin 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 10

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    its funny I always tell myself i'm fine until i'm sitting in a room all alone and the music changes from Britney Spears Oops i did it again to like three days graces song pain and...
    omichio omichio 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 23

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    Like admit stuff and tell people things I wanted to keep secret :/
    lunaluna13 lunaluna13 18-21, F 3 Responses 5 days ago