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I Always Say Stupid Things

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    I once asked my boyfriend what was the

    difference between an air guitar and an electric guitar smh. Not sure what I was thinking. I have moments like these every now and then and he just adds it to his "**** my girlfriend says" list.
    jrbr991 jrbr991 22-25, F Aug 24

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    A majority of the time it's

    when I'm with anyone attractive. I get really nervous, intimidated and either babble complete nonsense or don't say a word. Otherwise, it's when I'm extremely tired or stressed.
    shortgirl4 shortgirl4 18-21, F 8 Responses Mar 26

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    You got to take thug the life more seriously

    ice cream truck comes by OOO ice cream
    Emmakatelyn520 Emmakatelyn520 16-17, F Feb 3

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    I Say and Do Stupid/embarassing/hurtful Things I Regret

    I dread going to social events because often I get this 'high' (whether I drink or not) and do and say stupid things, which I think are funny/clever/relevant at the time but when I wake next day - POW! The embarassment/self hate when I realise they were...
    ssmi ssmi 46-50 14 Responses Jul 28, 2009

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    yourlittlepuppy yourlittlepuppy 18-21, F 1 Response May 24

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    Always

    Sometimes, just whatever I'm thinking at the time flies out of my mouth. No filter, no matter how offensive, awkward, or flat-out weird. I remember one time Especially early in the morning. Talking on the internet helps with that quite a bit, gives me time to reread what I typed...
    fuzzynerd fuzzynerd 26-30, M 4 Responses Nov 4, 2013

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    I have serious diarrhea of the mouth.

    Stupid **** just flies out of my mouth and I can't stop it. There's no way to tell when it's coming just suddenly [BLECK!] it's uncontrollable. Is that a condition? Just [BLECK!]
    somerbunni703 somerbunni703 31-35, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    If I had a dollar for every time somebody asked

    me out I would be ..... homeless
    Emmakatelyn520 Emmakatelyn520 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 3

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    Im not dumb & I do say stupid things a lot,

    but in a funny stupid way. I think im pretty hilarious! So do other people(: i guess its part of my personality
    blahhooplah blahhooplah 18-21, F Mar 16

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    I Say The Dumbest Things!

    Really, I do. It's always in situations in which I feel uncomfortable in, such as when I have a meeting with my supervisor, or if I am trying to speak my mind. First, I get extremely nervous and anxious: heart racing, face flushed, hands shaking, etc- then I usually respond...
    sbela sbela 22-25, F Oct 18, 2012

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    LeviathanWhiteStag LeviathanWhiteStag 16-17, F Mar 8

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    I haven’t said one intelligent thing in my

    entire life. Every word that comes out of my mouth is just a constant stream of dumb. Honestly, I’m not even sure why I’m allowed to speak. Most of the time I should just shut up but I don’t. I just keep talking and talking and talking and I talk too much. It wouldn’t be...
    cjequals cjequals 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 14

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    I have a habit of saying things I don't mean,

    It always leads to arguments and me feeling incredibly guilty.
    lolliepopsandpigs lolliepopsandpigs 16-17, F Jun 27

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    I just blurt out whatever pops into my head

    with out using a decent filter. Like the other day I was talking about can babies "babies you buy in cans all dehydrated and you add water and then 3days later you have a real baby" I'll just say whatever.
    brokenkailyn brokenkailyn 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 14, 2013

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    I like making up facts: Pandas can run faster

    than a cheetah but they choose not to.
    michaeln41 michaeln41 41-45, M Jul 4

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    I always say things that I realise I shouldn't

    of! Like saying I don't believe in god next to a religious person, saying I don't like music to someone obsessed with it, telling a depressed person that they are annoying me, saying I hate American chocolate next to a person who is from America! I am just someone who always...
    Melonfriends Melonfriends 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 18

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    If your 13 and pregnant I just have one thing

    to say how are you gonna take care if a child when your a child ? I'm not hating or anything I'm just saying
    Emmakatelyn520 Emmakatelyn520 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 10

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    When I'm talking with someone

    and I don't have nothing to say and/or there has been a long silence I feel nervous and pressured to say something, so I say something without thinking much about it, and it makes me seem stupid.
    StupidWiseGuy StupidWiseGuy 18-21, M Jul 3

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    i always say stupid things

    and then i worry about what people though of me because of what i said. I get super anxious about it.
    rossiarcher rossiarcher 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 1

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    I once told my friend I set my computer

    language to crustacean instead of Swahili because I couldn't think of the word
    NightlockForever NightlockForever 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 24

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    I'm 17 and almost legal of age

    for S3X. I think my aunt is sexy. I want to get S3xual with her .Got any tips? Please help thanks . I'd prefer answers form people with experience.
    XCarbon XCarbon 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 18

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    I was visiting a friend in prison a few weeks

    ago and stupidly pointed out that all the prisoners were men
    SlightlySparkles SlightlySparkles 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 18

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    All the time. People seriously think I'm

    strange with the stuff I manage to say
    iheath iheath 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 11

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    deltax97 deltax97 16-17, M 3 Responses Aug 5

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    TheUglyBelle TheUglyBelle 18-21, F Jan 22

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    Yes this is stupid and gross

    but my friend who is 14 wants to **** his aunt. He thinks she has nice cleavage and a great bASS He also loves her V. He wants to know if you guys could give tips on how to get more sexual with her or just random tips. My friend is stupid.
    XCarbon XCarbon 16-17, M 2 Responses Feb 18

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    If I want to eat chocolate I'll eat chocolate

    if I want to flick my sister off when she's not looking ill flick her off
    Emmakatelyn520 Emmakatelyn520 16-17, F Feb 4

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    So my school has a semi-formal dance tomorrow

    night and I asked this girl I like to go with me and she said yes, but she would meet me there because she and her friends had already planned on going together. We only really make small talk and I want to have better conversations but I don't know what to talk about. So any...
    MedivalJolk MedivalJolk 13-15, M Mar 7

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    I always get nervous around people

    which makes me say stupid things. I'm notorious for being a stupid talker. I'm trying to be better at talking and I think twice before I say things now.
    DancingQueen70 DancingQueen70 36-40, F 3 Responses Jun 29

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    I tend to not think before I speak

    and I ask the most random questions sometimes :) If people think I'm stupid then so be it, I'm just a curious soul.
    Emmy18 Emmy18 18-21, F Jan 26

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    Well, it's true! When I say something stupid,

    we all know you cannot take it back unless you say something else to cover it up.
    Music4Us Music4Us 13-15, F 3 Responses Jun 14

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    I Wish I Could Stop It

    i say stupid things alot this one is going to be hard to explainwhenever i talk to people i usually mess up in a conversation and offend peoplesometimes i say things that make me sound gay when i am a straight or i flirt with girls on accidenti used to sound weird when i talked...
    act4 act4 18-21, M 3 Responses Oct 23, 2011

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    Im one of those people

    who says "you too" when the person at the ticket booth tells me to enjoy the movie...
    catchphrasejones catchphrasejones 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 3

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    One time my crush told me he liked my earrings

    and I asked him why he was looking there. Lol!
    Ellyhi Ellyhi 13-15, F Apr 6

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    I Always Say Stupid Things

    & **** people off, even when im trying to help. I never word what im trying to say the right way, it always comes out wrong. . You have to really know me to understand what I mean alot of the time, & to not get offended.
    DaddysPrincess1210 DaddysPrincess1210 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 31, 2013

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    especially in exciting situations

    because i just dont know what to do or how to act so i stand there awkwardly screaming in side.
    Stormymusic599 Stormymusic599 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 7

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    The wrong things at the wrong times.

    Generally during awkward silences.
    projectgwyn101 projectgwyn101 16-17, M Apr 2

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    ...

     Sometimes, I am amazed at the drivel that comes out of my mouth. Amazed and saddened. I say a lot of stupid things, all the time. Every so often a memory where I make an *** of myself smacks me in the face. It's so embarrassing to remember. Ughh... 
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 29, 2008

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    In my defense I was really tired

    but that doesn't cover me forgetting the word for bus. The bus that I almost missed because of that.
    BleedingOrchids BleedingOrchids 13-15, F May 24

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    In actuality I always say "I'm great" In most cases I can pull that off. I can find a positive in every day and I focus on that, but lately it hasn't been enough. I use to be the...
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    I always say this because ever time I have opened up about my problems it seems I scare the other person away. Really I wish they would stay and help me but I hate feeling like a...
    shyslh shyslh 22-25, M Aug 24

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    I always say "I'm fine" because I don't want to burden anyone bout how I really feel
    cjohnson1983 cjohnson1983 31-35, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Even little things make me soso angry i end up punching walls or trying to harm myself... I must have smashed my phone about 5 times and my ipad once and last week I was really mad...
    Il0veandre Il0veandre 13-15, F 2 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    I need to learn to say no. I've been through a tough time in the past year ( I won't elaborate), and have only recently been able to start work again. I sometimes think my older...
    ohsweethoneyicedtea ohsweethoneyicedtea 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid B@st@rd. You've got no arms left. Black Knight: Yes I...
    SKiesterly SKiesterly 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 23

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    I simply don't like to push my problems on others. So I suck it up and say I am okay even though I may be on self destruct inside. Sometimes I get mad over what may seem stupid to...
    Arcencielx Arcencielx 13-15, F Aug 6

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    Back in college I used to have plenty friends. When I got drunk, I made even more friends, I joked, laughed and was generally in a good mood. Now, in my early 30s, I live in a...
    myprivatehell myprivatehell 31-35, M Aug 21

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    Anymore when I drink I have to refrain from hard liquor. This story is why... One wintry night myself and a few friends decided to binge drink some Turkey 101. Not the most...
    BeachHopper BeachHopper 26-30, M Aug 14

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    Saying "I'm fine" is sometimes easier than explaining why I am feeling a certain way. Even though I say that it doesn't always mean just that. Even though I love sharing info about...
    Culinaryman23 Culinaryman23 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 16

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    Where have manners gone? People are in such a rush now to stop and hold a door for the person behind them. It's an action that'll take a few seconds out of your precious time...
    brady120378 brady120378 31-35, M 3 days ago