I am the queen of the killer snappy comeback. Only problem is I think of them three days later. Somebody will embarrass the crap out of me or get on my last nerve and I'll stand there flabbergasted since I'm still playing by the old rules where you try to be polite and they...
I have an ever growing list of things I would like to do
with some of the fine people of The Experience Project:
Datura~~~ garden tour
CowBell~~~ go for a ride on the back of his bike
LilAnnie~~~ go dancing
Nyxie~~~ sing-a-long to old Bowie and help her paint her...
I always wanted to be an artist but, my pencil drawn stick men and fluffly trees, just don't seem to be in great demand in the art world.
I always wanted to play a musical instrument, but my fingers got to sore from learning how to play the guitar and no one seemed...
I always wanted to draw, but I was not sure if I am good enough.
I always wanted to become a pianist, but I never dared to look at it as a profession.
I always wanted to travel to Moscow and Prague, but I never made a serious attempt to do so.
I always wanted to write, but I...
Get right on up, in the face of the person who's just pissed you off... and PUNCH THE MOTHER FUKKING SON OF BIARCH IN THE FACE!
Yay me... Never done it, but damn right about now - the mere prospect.... oooh!