Laces So Long / Actions So Wrong
A Cautionary Rhyme About Bowling Alley Respect
Here I sit in a group of six or maybe seven
My feet sweat and swell and shout out for their freedom
I wear a size twelve but I was given an eleven
I curse myself as I sit in neon...
A-bowling was I, bout one week from now
In the past of course, hence this past tense.
There were those who were passionately bowling inclined,
those opposed, and then me, on the fence
So we battled it out in the form of a coin toss
And I'm sure, you know heads was the...
I don't know if it's just me, or anyone else. But I think bowling shoes are amazing. I've always wanted my own pair. And I love when you go bowling and you get the coolest ones, lol. (Yes I am kind of a dork..) But I love 'em .. I wish someone would buy me some..I don't want...
I love these things! Seriously I have no arches on my feet and find bowling shoes so comfortable. Also my feet get really warm in most shoes, and I don't have that problem with these. Besides, it would be nice to have a pair that people don't wear anymore other...
I've always thought the multi-colored, saddle shoe-like bowling shoes would be super cute with certain outfits. And, with my keen sense of fashion, I would be wearing them with mismatched socks.
Because that's how I roll.