all my pairs of socks are completely split up now. The two odd socks i'm wearing now, their 'other half' will be in the wash. By tomorrow i will have a new pair of odd socks on and their other halves will be in the wash basket from 2 days ago (my mum does the washing...
I Wear odd socks most of the time, I never take much notice when I'm rummaging about in my sock drawer so I tend to just wear whatever comes to hand, A lot of the time the have holes in as well but nobody can see when I've my shoes on.
After I wash them, I take them all and throw them into the draw and pull two out at random in the morning. Sometimes its orange and red checkered other times its green argyle and blue striped. Its an easy way to add fun and color to your life!
Where the Sock do these socks go? is there a portal in the back of the dryer or washing machine that snatches one of your socks?
Where the hell is that other sock? why is it always odd socks?
Sock this Socking BS.
I look forward to the shoes of the future, with no laces, that...