I Am A Amish Jedi Mafia

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    Back In The Saddle

    Time to get this joint rollin' again. My buggie is charged and my light sabre is ready to churn some fuqin butter *******. Watch out!
    PrayersforRain PrayersforRain
    36-40, M
    1 Response Nov 29, 2013

    Churn The Butter, Or Go To The Dark Side, Jebadiah!

    This is just the way it is! You will surrender your possessions and follow us in our righteous ways! You will ride your electric donkey to the far corners of the galaxy! You will eat potpies or feel the magnificent force push! And you will churn the butter or you risk being...
    PrayersforRain PrayersforRain
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Sep 17, 2013
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