I Am a Badass

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 259 People

    Sure Am

    im a bad assand no one ***** with mei have a name where i liveand epople know meand thy dont **** with the badass ***** here
    XOrosebudXO XOrosebudXO
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Aug 8, 2011

    I can be who i wanna be.

    If you hate me, i dont care. If you love me i dont care
    Bench00 Bench00
    May 27, 2015

    Waking up an hour late.

    .. three kids off to school.....hair and make up done. Yep I'm a badass.
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Sep 30, 2015


    Yeah.Β  I'm a badass.Β  I'm a middle aged lady with two small kids, who has a prestigious well-paying job.Β  I don't beat anybody, I don't threaten anyone, I don't wear black leather....much.I have a tattoo though.Β  7 dots on a fresh surgical site.I went through 7 months of...
    DiscoveryChick DiscoveryChick
    41-45, F
    8 Responses Jan 25, 2012

    Everything else looks to the sky's to see the

    end of all creation again. See with your eyes, my army will rise. I don't need them, I'll bring you down on my own. Everyone tries to hold on to their lives but I will rise, look with your eyes, when no ones alive my army will rise. No one can see me, I will stop you from...
    MGPactionSports MGPactionSports
    18-21, M
    Jul 28, 2014

    Well I went on Disney channels website with out

    asking my parents permission . I win
    zebrelle9 zebrelle9
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Apr 24, 2014

    I know. I'm super brave.

    They actually taste kinda good.
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Nov 16, 2015

    I was at a candy shop

    and I ate a sour patch kids from the little containers they had
    sixpackbookworm sixpackbookworm
    16-17, F
    6 Responses Nov 26, 2014

    Once i didn't wear my seatbelt in a car.

    Once i was late to class,just kidding i was late twice. I asked someone for a pencil and i never gave it back. BOOM!! 😎😊
    Psychoimagination14 Psychoimagination14
    13-15, F
    Oct 25, 2015

    When I was a kid my bed time was 8:30

    and I didn't go to bed until 8:35 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Chiro98 Chiro98
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Oct 20, 2015

    I eat cactus' in cactus milk

    for breakfast,with a side of ostrich eggs and wild boar bacon
    XavierSenpai XavierSenpai
    16-17, M
    Nov 23, 2015

    Today, me and my significant other were making

    out at her place when her parent(unaware of our relationship) Pulled into the driveway. We snuck out the back door, ran through 2 backyards and hid in an alleyway, we disguised ourselves with what we had and walked down the street like all was well
    Ifyoucanreadthis Ifyoucanreadthis
    46-50, M
    Oct 9, 2015

    Try Me: I'll Make You Famous

    No, I didn't start out as a badass. In fact if you want to get technical about things, I was an *** kissing goody two shoes. I realize that seems contradictory in the person you read about on here but it is the truth. So how did I suddenly change from this 'angelchild' to a...
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Sep 14, 2009

    My Bark Is Not Worse Than My Bite.

    Being a Badass is a state of mind, an attitude....My friends affectionately call me one, I thought about it, after hearing it enough and come to think of it, they are correct..... those who have a problem with me, well they know where they can stick it..Being from New York...
    SpiceZ SpiceZ
    56-60, F
    Dec 5, 2012

    I mean I wouldnt say I'm a badass,

    I just do some ****** up **** sometimes lol like cuss out my teacher and make er cry twice and break someones windshield by throwing a snapple can and raw eggs out my school bus window. Everyone threw eggs but of course my dumbass throws the half full snapple can and i get...
    LiLJunie LiLJunie
    16-17, F
    1 Response Apr 4, 2015

    I do whatever the **** I want

    and I hate it when people tell me what to do it gets on my ******* nerves. I am a true badass
    BadassDemon666 BadassDemon666
    31-35, M
    May 11, 2015


    one time i actually sent a steak back cus it was medium rare instead of rare..... grins at MY VIBRANT girl....
    41-45, M
    6 Responses Apr 25, 2012
    caiseyi caiseyi
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Apr 2, 2015

    Its Not An Event

    bad *** is a state of being.
    41-45, M
    1 Response Apr 27, 2012

    Legend Of The Badass

    My great grandmother...still with us, in her eighties. I love her to pieces and I give her credit for the man I am today. I learned everything of my knowledge from her, and that being...a Grade A badass. Here are a couple badass stories from my granny, who is a Christian, believe...
    FathomBadAss FathomBadAss
    18-21, M
    Oct 16, 2013

    Just what the title says I am a badass ***** I

    cuss, drink, steal, spit and love my country music LOUD and will kick some ******* *** when i have to and I dont give a rats *** what people think of me!
    lauren1086 lauren1086
    22-25, F
    1 Response Dec 21, 2013

    Confessions Of A Bad Girl Wannabe

    I'm not a badass. But I PLAY one on EP. Sometimes. Other times I write sappy, serious crap. This is because I haven't cut my badass wisdom teeth yet. But I'm working on it. I am a deep admirer of the badass pioneer woman who can pop out a baby on the way to chop a cord of wood...
    Colormevibrant Colormevibrant
    46-50, F
    9 Responses Aug 4, 2010

    I'm a freshman in high school

    and today I owned a bunch of sophomores. Let me set the scene. It was last period (geometry) and I sit in the middle of these two guys (sophomores). They constantly fight and bitter about each other's shoes. Like for example yesterday the one in front of me was wearing Jordan's...
    sixpackbookworm sixpackbookworm
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Sep 19, 2014

    Looking For A Badass Mentor, Please Teach Me Your Ways

    Hey, so school's going to start in a bit and I want to be a total badass when I go, can someone comment on this or message me to teach me your ways please? Thankyou
    Datine4211 Datine4211
    18-21, M
    4 Responses Jul 30, 2012
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