I Am a Beer Snob

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    My husband brought home the wrong kind of beer.

    Dos Equis Lager Especial. It's gross. I'm a fan of the Dos Equis Amber but this stuff is nasty.
    SubSided SubSided
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Sep 4, 2015

    cheap low grade crap (I'm looking at you XXXX

    Gold) isn't even worthy of the name beer
    likacougar likacougar
    41-45, M
    Apr 12, 2015

    Brother David's Triple Abbey Style Ale

    mmm...  this was the turning point for me.
    HumboldtCounty HumboldtCounty
    22-25, F
    1 Response Sep 20, 2009
    Bruggee Bruggee
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Jun 7, 2015

    A Beer Drinker Gets Schooled

    I used to drink whatever beer was cheapest.  I remember paying $2 for six-packs of Keystone Light!  But about 10 years ago, I read "Beer for Dummies."  It totally changed the way I thought about beer, and I haven't had a Budweiser or a Keystone since...
    wolfgang69 wolfgang69
    41-45
    1 Response May 14, 2008

    Beck's Was On Sale

    Just got a twelve pack of Beck's. It was on sale this week. This is another beer that i like.
    sensuousbull sensuousbull
    46-50, M
    1 Response Apr 9, 2011

    I don't like cheep watered down beers.

    I only drink quality and I'll support a local brewery before an over priced bar full of drama any day!
    jojack69 jojack69
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Sep 9, 2014

    When I ask a waitress what they have on tap

    and all she has is Bud and Coors, I leave. I'm not 22. I drink beer for the taste and vodka to get drunk.
    SubSided SubSided
    46-50, F
    1 Response May 25, 2015

    I Used to Hate Beer.

    Until just after I turned 21, I thought I hated beer, but then I tried some, and I've learned I love Amber Ales, and I happen to live in a part of the country that produces tons of micro breweries, and I love it. I love trying new beers and refining my tastes about them.
    Euterpe Euterpe
    22-25, F
    Dec 4, 2007

    I'm always looking for something new to try.

    . If I had to choose between a microbrew or a bud light. I always go for the micro. I like beer with body and flavor..
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses May 26, 2015

    What better time than

    now to drink a cold, quality beer?
    SubSided SubSided
    46-50, F
    1 Response Jun 27, 2015

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