I Am a Cereal Killer

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    I Am A Cereal Killer!!!!!!!!!!!

    from captain crunch to fruit loops they have alll been targeted and attacked on my cereal killing spree!!! bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
    beautyfullgirl beautyfullgirl
    13-15, F
    5 Responses Jul 25, 2012

    Your Cheerios aren't safe here.

    . *eats lucky charms* :P
    DoorMattress DoorMattress
    16-17, M
    1 Response Jun 18, 2015

    Crunchatize Me Captin.

    i killed them. and then eated them.
    asdfok asdfok
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Aug 17, 2008


     I killed them with my teefs. 
    kleisse kleisse
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Oct 30, 2008

    Cereal Killer

    Cereal killer,That's me,Do it all the time,Eating cereal,The poor thing,Must feel it,All the time!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Oct 30, 2011

    I am a cereal killer!

    MWAHAHA. Fruit loops and cinnamon toast crunch!!
    snowflakekeri snowflakekeri
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Sep 3, 2014

    I still haven't done the time

    for the crime I've committed on lucky charms. There's no telling how many years I'll be stuck behind the (granola) bars
    TheComplication TheComplication
    18-21, M
    1 Response Sep 3, 2014

    Killing Spree

    There is no cereal safe from my ravenous grasp! Mwoahahah! I eat dry cereal out of the box all the time, usually as the go-to snack after being out at night. It tastes better and has such better texture than the soggy stuff I eat every morning.
    NaughtyGirlIsNaughty NaughtyGirlIsNaughty
    26-30, F
    1 Response Sep 22, 2013

    Awww Memories.

    Seeing this cracks me up.  In my younger days, prior to the internet, I use to BBS (bulletin board systems)  Where we would call into a computer and there would be discussion boards.  We'd socialize, have fun, etc.  Anyways, my brothers username was Cereal Killer.   Seeing...
    deleted deleted
    Mar 23, 2011

    Snapped, Crackled, and Popped.

    Mmmm. Me want rice crispie bones.
    Shayndel Shayndel
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Sep 22, 2008

    I Am Going On a Cereal Killing Spree.

    Forgive me father... it has been three days since my last confession.    I have sinned father.  I have killed father.  Killed cereal.  It... it... it just feels so good to kill the cereal.  Cereal always taunting me.  Not staying crunchy in...
    cerealkilla cerealkilla
    10 Responses Oct 2, 2008

    This Is Actually a Group!?!?!!!

    I had NO IDEA this was already a group!  I was going to share this year's Halloween costume. So I was talking to my woman, brainstorming for Halloween costumes, and she brought up a cereal killer!  I was like "Yeah, that would be awesome!  I could write 'Die...
    RopinTexan RopinTexan
    22-25, M
    1 Response Oct 30, 2008

    I Need Help!

    I love cereal. I don't know if there is anything better than attacking a big bowl of cereal with ice cold milk. I prefer to devour the healthy cereals, but I've been know to murder the sugar loaded kind as well. I kill at least one bowl a day. I think I might be an...
    thehoodedartist thehoodedartist
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Aug 24, 2009

    I've Killed Once and I Now I Can't Stop Myself!

    Sweet, crunchy, delightful, breakfast cereal that is. I can't seem to satisfy my craving. I go coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs! I'll pull tricks for your Trix! I'll suck the life out of Life. My lust for cold milk knows no limits. The wonderful song of "snap, krackle, and pop"...
    deleted deleted
    7 Responses Jan 9, 2009

    And When You Least Expect It..

    ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **NUM NUM NUM CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH** Die cereal die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yummy **puppy dog eyes** What? =)
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp
    26-30, M
    Mar 23, 2011

    It's All About....

    Cryssy1980 Cryssy1980
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jun 26, 2011
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