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I Am A Cheeky Monkey

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    Very Cheeky!

    I'm proud of being a cheeky fellow, or monkey in this case. When I'm around my friends, I either say or do outrageous cheeky things. Examples include stealing a kiss from a female friend, smacking a female friend's backside, and lastly, grabbing a female friend's breast. I know...
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 26-30, M Jul 19, 2011

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    So I've Been Told..

    i've been told this a few times and i have no idea why... :)
    GoodGuy34 GoodGuy34 31-35, M 8 Responses Apr 20, 2010

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    I want a baby monkey so bad. I want to train it.
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    Ooooooow yes please. I just love a crisp GnT with ice cubes and lime drizzled around the rim of the glass and squeezed into the blend.
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    It's the only language them primates understand!...
    Diginator Diginator 70+, M 1 Response Jan 11

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    Trust me. The bastard deserved it!!!!!
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    It all started as a joke. A conversation about how people had stupid nicknames for each other in a relationship. From there I thought it would be funny to google "nicknames for...
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    Almost of my favorite artists are from UK. music..movies.. like The Streets.i listen to The Streets everyday!!Mike is legend. Idlewild.Arctic Monkeys...and another lots! My...
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    He loped through the bedroom door, half conscious from the long day. With pupils focused on the bed, the peripheral unconsciously caught the hands on the clock--12:30...again...
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    I love british music. My first english music is ShampooXD! Do you still remember them? good memory.. Anyways,Here's my fave uk artists list.. The Streets. Mike Skinner. Arctic...
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    Alright so I can not sleep tonight and decided tonight would be a good night to research something funny my sister mentioned to me. She was doing some research because both her and...
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    The Blue Monkey there once was a famous blue monkey whose behavior was often quite funky; the chimpanzees laughed, so did the giraffes, but then one day the monkey smelled skunky...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M Jan 9

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    Monkey business Monkeying around with my phone and computer has started again. Some keys do not work at certain time. Making me believe that my phone is not working. But I know...
    aproudwoman aproudwoman 46-50, F Dec 30, 2014

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    In this second dream, a few fake/pretend friends and myself made bets on what to do for one night. As we cast our lots, we decided to go clubbing, so we drove around town and the...
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    I had lived in the uk since I was 13 and sadly I have been very unlucky and I had encountered lots of racial abuse and hatred I feel that 99% of white people and especially...
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    I had lived in the uk since I was 13 and sadly I have been very unlucky and I had encountered lots of racial abuse and hatred I feel that 99% of white people and especially...
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    I had lived in the uk since I was 13 and sadly I have been very unlucky and I had encountered lots of racial abuse and hatred I feel that 99% of white people and especially...
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    I just went through what was probably the worst full-blown relapse of my life. Still can't believe how stupid I am. For almost 30 years I have wrestled with addiction and gone...
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    I hate when my girls don't act as well behaved as they can be. I have a 5 and 7 year old. We had friends over and they were over excited. Being boisterous. Not responding to my...
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    So my friends and I decided to do a 30day challenge to try and lose some weight. I'm at day 26 and with even a few cheeky wines on XMAS day I am happy to say I have lost 9.6kgs...
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    Ode to Posey Bloom Eyes , bright blue and glowing Light in a blue sky glistening With your soft blond hair flowing I really hope you are listening To the words about i am about...
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    "Maggie? Maggie, are you there?" God, if she doesn't keep her bloody voice down she'll have the whole street wonderin' what's going on. An' all cause she wants a bit o' gossip...
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    Yes, it is true. I have, and if my memory serves me right, it was my first physical experience. I think I was about 13, maybe 14, but most likely 13. There was this girl in my...
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    When I am in the locker room I always try to take a cheeky look at peoples bludge and junk! When I got home.....you know what I did!
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    My father says I used to be a monkey and he cut off my tail. He is so disgusting and cruel.
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    Dear READERS, Roses are red, Violets are blue, Monkeys like YOU, belong to the zoo. But don't be afraid, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at you. I'm...
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    I am gonna design septic tanks for playgrounds . Little kids can take ***** !! Monkey is out of the bottle man !! Lol best quotes
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    I don't exactly have one favorite band but I like Mayday Parade, One Direction, 5sos, The Neighbourhood, Arctic Monkeys, Front Porch Step & Of Monsters and Men. :)
    originalitydied originalitydied 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 27, 2014

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    I have lived in the uk since 1979 and I do not know why all english people hate me and treat me as a scum and unimportant I have encountered a lot of mistreatment at work ,at...
    Anonymous79ea Anonymous79ea 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 27, 2014

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