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I Am A Cheeky Monkey

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    So I've Been Told..

    i've been told this a few times and i have no idea why... :)
    GoodGuy34 GoodGuy34 31-35, M 8 Responses Apr 20, 2010

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    Very Cheeky!

    I'm proud of being a cheeky fellow, or monkey in this case. When I'm around my friends, I either say or do outrageous cheeky things. Examples include stealing a kiss from a female friend, smacking a female friend's backside, and lastly, grabbing a female friend's breast. I know...
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 26-30, M Jul 19, 2011

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    A buzzard took a monkey for a ride in the air,The monkey thought that everythingwas on the square.The buzzard tried to throw the monkeyoff his back,The monkey grabbed his neck...
    CrystalRainsPearls CrystalRainsPearls 41-45, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    i find it so hard to go one day without having a disagreement with one of my friends, i mean i love her to bits however shes as stubborn as a mule and i dont know how much longer i...
    fiarywithissues fiarywithissues 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 3

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    Well, it's funny for me at least. Basically, some people believe that anything that can happen will happen eventually. It's a popular idea among theoretical physicists, and they...
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    One day the zookeeper noticed that the monkey was reading two books--the Bible and Darwin's "The Origin of Species." In surprise, he asked the monkey, "Why are you reading both...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    Kenny Chesney - I Want My Rib Back Lyrics Now the bible tells the story about Adam's rib. How the Lord made a woman for companionship. And the first thing she did , Was take...
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    We didn't evolve from monkeys. Monkeys and humans both evolved from an ape-like ancestor.
    ftmFreddy ftmFreddy 18-21, T 6 Responses Mar 9

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    Should be sleep but I'm not any other humans around ? Or monkeys monkeys are cool to
    Princeofnothing Princeofnothing 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 13

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    I think it's silly that there are claims of humans evolving from monkeys. Shouldn't there be talking monkeys? Wouldn't we have traits of swinging from trees to eat fruit in a field...
    imasweetheart imasweetheart 13-15, F 3 Responses Mar 16

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    So i heard God made the human look like himself? Well millions of years ago the Human looked like an Monkey, so, God looks like a monkey? Because God never changes or evolves?
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    MONKEYING AROUND of the infinite monkeys, I am but one. I don't know what we're doing, but they hold the gun. I wish I was better at narrative; they say my voice is much too...
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    I wiggle my fingers, pressing down old and squeaky keys. Blowing into the generic 1 1/2 size mouthpiece, eyes wander to staggering sixteenth notes in a familiar 6/8 time. It's...
    Blueaquatic Blueaquatic 18-21, F Mar 1

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    I love wearing my sexy lingerie, especially with my high heels. Today I slipped into my hot pink cheeky panties, thigh highs, black & pink teddy and my black knee high 5" heeled...
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    Irrespective of whether it's cheeky, naughty, or cheesy, if there's a smile or a laugh after something I say or do, I don't mind even if it's at my own expense. There's not...
    gazzapocotron gazzapocotron 26-30, M Mar 4

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    I'm in my mind thirties and I've been sleeping with a guy just turned twenty. He's fun to be with but it's nothing more than sex. In three months of seeing each other we've spent...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 5

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    Come on ladies, give me the dirt on the nastiest naughty cheeky things you have done in the past. (That you are probably to ashamed for people to know) ;) I wonder if my stories...
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    I was asked by a work colleague if I slept naked and I replied 'Yes' , he blushed a bit, gave me a really cute, cheeky grin and said 'Me too'. As I'd always had a bit of a...
    ben1815 ben1815 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 8

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    To me calling someone cheeky means they are showing there bum.
    meme111111 meme111111 41-45, M 8 Responses Mar 8

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    Cannesteele Cannesteele 26-30, F Mar 10

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    goodogstay goodogstay 46-50, M Mar 11

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    I'm gary from reading moved to Devon I'm 45 im very cheeky horny im virgin
    spanking000 spanking000 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 13

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    Your eyes have seen so much more than 80% of the worlds population will ever bare witness to in there life. You normally have sad eyes till you meet mine and I see them change...
    myownbox myownbox 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 15

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    Did my mate enjoy my wife's flirting on holiday. All innocent but cheeky. Wonder what went through his mind as she floated by on an airbed in the pool?
    smarthop smarthop 46-50, M 3 Responses Mar 21

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    Ewoo Ewoo 16-17 1 Response 2 days ago

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    AlDhari AlDhari 18-21, F 2 Responses 16 hrs ago

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