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I Am A Cheeky Monkey

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    So I've Been Told..

    i've been told this a few times and i have no idea why... :)
    GoodGuy34 GoodGuy34 31-35, M 8 Responses Apr 20, 2010

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    I have two very special friends on EP. You both know who you are you crazy girls! You have both been so amazing to me the last few months when I've needed support, and friendship...
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    Furry little humans? Carl Wieland Over the past half-century or so, dozens of dedicated Darwinists have devoted decades of their lives to studying the behaviour of apes and...
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    Oh cheeky cheekyOh naughty sneakyYou're so perceptive and I wonder how you knew.But these finks don't walk too wellA bad sense of directionAnd so they stumble round in threesSuch...
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    Monkey Man - Amy Winehouse.
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    I wouldn't be surprised if rap was invented by a dirty monkey in the forest that pounded a rock on the ground.
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    alligator eating monkey eating fish eating bird
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    It's wonderful. Really. It still amazes me how well we fit together, how close our bond already is. Never known such love, affection, loyalty, honesty, trust, respect and...
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    On 2nd Jan 2016 perhaps, I was driving slowly in the road in front of University campus. I have the habit of regularly glancing backwards in order to catch stalkers. I once in...
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    I had a friend who had a monkey for a pet...can u guess it's name?
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    I miss your soft kisses and that cheeky grin I miss that warm affection you showed me every night I miss the way you called me "Hon" when we were so in love I miss your body on top...
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    I dont like children very much. I can't even begin to understand how people can consider babys cute. They look like wrinkly little baby monkeys without fur. Baby monkeys are cute...
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    I have a blue monkey her name is Gissela
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    Nothing quite like wearing cheeky shorts in public when everyone else is wearing jackets and long pants.  It's exciting enough in hot weather to stand out, but gets even...
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