I Am a Clutz

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    Who Put That Wall There?

    So in my amazingly awesome coordination I got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and instead of turning a light on I figured I would make it there just fine. Nope, I tripped over my xbox and head bunted my bedroom door. Now I have a hole in my door and a migraine...
    RamblingThoughts RamblingThoughts
    31-35, M
    1 Response Nov 3, 2012

    If It Wasnt For Stitches Id Never Get My Tetanus Shot

    it seems about every year i go in for stitches. this year i proved today would be no exeption. i was spliitting wood for kindeling today when i planted an axe into the back of my hand. i only got two stitches , but it went straight to the bone. im such a clutz i average 3 broken...
    siggy siggy
    26-30, M
    Sep 11, 2008

    Today I managed to trip over my own two feet

    and I wasn't even standing in them. In my defense, they did come out of nowhere...:/ ...hmmmm
    LadyGallivanter LadyGallivanter
    1 Response Jul 30, 2015


    Last night I dropped a fork (I have heavy forks) on my big toe, spike side down, right in the sensitive part where the nail meets the skin on the side. HOLY **** that hurt.
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    14 Responses Apr 5, 2011

    It's not even funny. I trip over everything,

    including nothing. I run into almost everything. I've broken so many bones due to this. It sucks!
    Anika1258 Anika1258
    16-17, F
    1 Response Mar 19, 2015


    LMAO! I'm at my desk, following Em around on Ep (cause we are currently DEAD) and throwing a ball at various walls to see what sound it makes. The ball bounces and lands under one of my chairs. I pick up the chair to move it over and drop the darn thing right on my foot! I'm not...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Oct 26, 2010


    Okay so I was leaving work yesterday, slurpin on a slurpy (gofigure) and I always shout BYE to one of my coworkers that works in the warehouse in the back. So I open my mouth and get to about, "BA!" when I realize my mouth was full and I had to abrupty slam my jaw...
    loveful loveful
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Aug 19, 2009

    I Have Clutz Attacks.

    I'm pretty good at restraining my clutziness by being aware of my surroundings and paying attention. I even manage to be graceful at times! But sometimes.... sometimes I have a clutz attack. They happened a lot more when I was younger but as I've gotten older, I've learned to be...
    TessaDarling TessaDarling
    18-21, F
    Dec 7, 2012

    My Husband Can't Help But Laugh

    and neither can I. I cut my finger opening a can a week ago, it was the ones with the tab. Then yesterday I opened another one and got a cut on the exact same finger in the exact same way, except this one bled way more. From now on I am restricted from opening cans with tabs. lol...
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    1 Response Jan 3, 2013

    "blonde Moments" Yeah Thats Not Moments Thats My Life...

    I worked at a local trailer plant right out of high school, I worked with my mom although we didnt work in the same area we took lunch and break together.... often, one evening we were getting ready for our evening break and i asked my moms supervisor which trailer she was last...
    cptawesomesgurl831 cptawesomesgurl831
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Mar 18, 2010

    Was That There a Minute Ago?

     I run into things all the time. I get in a hurry and knock things over, run into it and break things. I have had so many bumps and bruises since I was a kid it's not even funny. Complete clutz...
    BeTheBestMe BeTheBestMe
    36-40, F
    1 Response Dec 30, 2008

    Some days I can be rather graceful

    and others like today.....I have two left feet. I was scheduled to take an individual swimming today. Last minute change added another. One had to be transported via special transit. The other through city bus. So.....I had 15mins to gather both of their swim gear, double...
    snowberry75 snowberry75
    36-40, F
    1 Response Aug 1, 2015

    No Coordination. What. So. Ever. Xp

    Yep... I'm one of those people who can fall up the stairs and trip on flat ground. I run into everythong imaginable and my hand eye coordination.. blahhh... Haha. I seriously just fell while I was sitting down in the middle of computer skills class. Yes.. I got laughed at... Geez...
    ThisGirlisCuttingEdge ThisGirlisCuttingEdge
    13-15, F
    May 3, 2012

    Smacked Myself In The Eye Trying To Answer The Phone

    ...good thing my cheek tapped the answer button so my mother could hear me say "Ow! F*!" loudly and clearly.
    StillMeJustDifferent StillMeJustDifferent
    2 Responses Apr 5, 2011

    Damn Door!

    We went to a store today and I wasn't paying attention when I got out of the car. I reached back to shut the door but didn't realize I wasn't yet out of the way. I must have slammed it well because it went hard across my back and tore the skin at least 5 inches long. I fell back...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Jul 21, 2011

    Yes, I Am.

    There are plenty of clutz stories I could share, however one in particular stands out, and won't quickly be forgotten. I often ride my bike to work, and when I lived closer to my work, I would ride daily. As I was pedalling home one day, the stupid chain came undone. I looked...
    deleted deleted
    Feb 14, 2011

    I seem to get hurt a lot.

    I like carpentry/wood working so I use a lot of tools. But being a clutz I get injured. I'm not talking about accidently pushing my arm through a saw(sorry for gorey image) but like accidently applying to much pressure on a screwdriver it slips and I stab myself. Sometimes I'll...
    p0tat07 p0tat07
    18-21, M
    Jan 26, 2015


     well i am a well know one around my peers. I was in the grocery store one time and i was rolling the cart, and on one of the shelves had a tab sticking out, and when i went past it it made a really loud noise drawing attention to me. and then i knocked over some bottles in...
    rainbowclouds rainbowclouds
    18-21, F
    Aug 28, 2009

    Big Time!

    Where to start....ill just list everything ive done   i walk into doors   i bump into things around the corner   i trip up the stairs   fall down the stairs   trip over objects   hit my head getting into the car...
    angeliceyes11 angeliceyes11
    18-21, F
    2 Responses May 31, 2011

    I Am So Bad I'm Getting Good...

    at compensating for my issue. I can now catch the Christmas Tree I've started toppling. I know to hold the freezer lid open, keeping the spice rack I've knocked off it's nail propped up until an adult can help me. I have a whole spare outfit (including shoes, socks and full...
    StillMeJustDifferent StillMeJustDifferent
    May 10, 2011

    It Started With Stiches....now Its Bones

    Okay herer it goes......when I was young I was always getting cuts. Swing sets, falls, bycycle accidents, homemade skate boards Etc. At least once a year from age 11 to 21. Heck I even drilled through my hand in the Navy......8 stiches there with surgery for nerve repair...
    AndUThoughtUhadTroubles AndUThoughtUhadTroubles
    Aug 27, 2009
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