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I Am a Comedian

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 17 People

    New Jokes

    so I ran into my ex girlfriend at her work the other day, she was stocking shelf's and i was stocking her.. I always wanted to try surfing but the only thing I know about waves is how to micro them when I cook an hot pocket...
    dakota89 dakota89
    26-30, M
    Oct 24, 2013

    I Really Am A Comedian Heres A Stand Up Comedian

    Ao you know who I'm afraid to call in case of a emergency the police I'm scared of them man because spanish and blacks are afraid of them its apart of ur culture because the police over react right so I'm a tell u alittle story with my buddy me and chip so me and chip (whit guy...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jan 24, 2013

    New Jokes

    you wont ever fine my brother at a bar taking shots, the only shots he's into involves a needle, a spoon and a gram of crack... my brother believes in the 3 c's of life, crack coke Cain... he a nice tweeker tho, I mean he has only stolen my t.v like twice ... this year...
    dakota89 dakota89
    26-30, M
    Oct 24, 2013

    New Jokes

    so I ran into my ex girlfriend at her work the other day, she was stocking shelf's and i was stocking her.. I always wanted to try surfing but the only thing I know about waves is how to micro them when I cook an hot pocket...
    dakota89 dakota89
    26-30, M
    Oct 24, 2013

    In math today I proposed to my teacher (same

    gender) and his reaction was histarical...I forgot to film it :(
    SudoNightmarePegasus SudoNightmarePegasus
    18-21, M
    1 Response Oct 23, 2015

    Booked!

    Who got booked in March?  I got booked in March!  Awwww yeah.  Who's featuring for a well-paying gig?  I'm featuring for a well-paying gig.  Who got a half-hour slot in front of a brand spanking new audience?  Eh, you get the point.
    unobserver unobserver
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jan 22, 2010
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