I Am a Complete and Utter Dork

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    Just a few minutes ago,

    I was sitting on a stool while surfing the internet and getting ready to write another experience. Out of nowhere, I lost my balance. This happens to me all the time. Not losing my balance on a stool, but suddenly finding myself tripping on a piece of cloth on the sidewalk and...
    rickie53 rickie53
    46-50, M
    Dec 19, 2013

    I'm a dork who can't dance,

    who laughs too loud for too long, who makes nerdy little puns, who obliterate jokes and tells the punchline wrong. I make obnoxious noises when I stretch my entire body out, and I get flustered a lot. I sometimes get socially awkward and I say the wrong thing and get embarrassed...
    hornewrecked hornewrecked
    18-21, F
    Jun 19, 2014

    Little Dorky Girl

    Ohhh am I a dork. I am that person who watches classic movies, the older the better, plays on computers all day, it is my college major after all, I always have some electronic in my hand no matter if I am at the gym or taking a nap, my bedroom has shelves and shelves of books...
    LostnExcited LostnExcited
    26-30, F
    Jan 4, 2012


    China is a genius. Not anyone would think to undervalue their currency to attract investment and is doing very good in export. Yes, what you see on paper is merely the nominal value. Its effective value is much higher by 15-40%. Of course, many economists have reacted to such a...
    mareliberum mareliberum
    Aug 18, 2011

    lol My brain doesn't work right

    when I don't get enough sleep... and I should drink a couple gallons more water than I do... but I will be staring right at something I'm looking for, asking "Where is it??" or I will try to put the coffee jar lid on my coffee creamer container... crap like that that I'm glad...
    AlwaysPersevere71 AlwaysPersevere71
    41-45, M
    1 Response Apr 24, 2014


    I can be a complete dork at times too.  I'm human, you know!  ;)
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    Aug 18, 2011
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