I Am A Computer Not A Human

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 3 People

    I Have Learnt To Eradicate All Human Emotion

    I not mix with people cuz they don't invite me ... we don't entertain.... or have guests and I have learnt to seek my own cousel now... keep my own best secrets to myself... I didn't choose this way of life -- way of thinking but I am mostly a computer  by others doings ... they...
    czaristacrystals czaristacrystals
    36-40, F
    Feb 26, 2011

    Related Experiences

    Last night my wife finally made me her human toilet. It took years to get her to agree. She said it seemed nasty and disgusting and did not want to do it. But last night she...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 21
    Is it just me..... I really like people but hate them at the same time.. As in they are really cute because all humans' behaviours are so unpredictable and surprising making them...
    imveryhungry imveryhungry
    13-15, F
    Apr 20
    I learned to program when I was 7, using a piece of software from MIT called 'Scratch'. Look it up, it's really good. Since then, I've developed what can only be described as a...
    AsYetNameless AsYetNameless
    13-15, T
    Apr 20
    I would like to form a human castration service run by myself and other lesbians.
    Elaine4les Elaine4les
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Apr 19
    "Your story from I Hate Humans was removed because it may be in violation of our Community Guidelines. Here are a few of the reasons that it may have been flagged for removal:" I...
    LuSyD LuSyD
    26-30, T
    1 Response Apr 17
    I am project00125. I am a creature that rather closely resembles the "seedeater". I do have a human form,and rarely turn into my creature form. I think this may run in my family or...
    project00125 project00125
    13-15
    Apr 16
    She won't give up on Mr. Tablet even though he's blind with a cracked eye glass and whose energy runs out on a drop of a hat she won't give up on him. I just wish he would die...
    martinez1993 martinez1993
    22-25, M
    Apr 16
    I miss programming. not anymore practicing my skills. I'm so lazy. hehe.I'm video editing now. haha.
    yayepisoverimsad yayepisoverimsad
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 15
    They waste my time! My time is also valuable but these computers can simply not handle social media and too many windows at once, even though they are PCs and were designed to!
    kbpimpin87 kbpimpin87
    26-30, M
    Apr 14
    I Google too much. Lately I've been Googling firemen rescuing cats because you get the most adorable pictures like this. <3
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 14
    Actually my phone I'm almost never on the computer
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 13
    You know when someone ( cricket mom ) is a perfectionist and by being so perfect is actually harming their health ( She had a major health issue) How can you tell them medicine...
    Katakuna Katakuna
    46-50, M
    1 Response Apr 12
    Troll Life. I'm lovin it.
    thenicholasexperience thenicholasexperience
    31-35, M
    Apr 12
    "Calling other ppl dumb doesn't make you any smarter" I KNOW BUT ITS FUN
    redDya91 redDya91
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 12
    Earlier on the way to work, I heard something on the radio that made me think. The DJs were having an amusing conversation about how they block certain people from being able to...
    VioletVivid VioletVivid
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 11
    you said you would love me would make me feel good all you did was make me into some type of food to be eaten from within why couldn't you just stop? I have given you everything...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 11
    is it possible to fall for someone online? many says, I love you or I have fallen for you after quite some time talking online but.. is it really possible to fall for someone whom...
    soyyoprincesa soyyoprincesa
    22-25, F
    8 Responses Apr 11
    Does anyone else struggle with their own selfishness? I always feel this pressure of not letting my selfish desires dictate my decisions, but I wonder if I've been neglecting my...
    VioletVivid VioletVivid
    26-30
    6 Responses Apr 11
    Feel fee to chat me up we can have some fun
    locked125 locked125
    26-30, M
    Apr 11
    Random thought tonight.... Are your ears pierced? How old were you when you got them pierced? Are you male or female? Did your parents care? Do you care if your girlfriend or wife...
    TristeMuneca87 TristeMuneca87
    26-30, F
    7 Responses Apr 11
    Why does everyone at school think I don't have feelings? They say that they are my friends , but where were they when my walls came crashing down I help them always in everyday...
    Dessily Dessily
    13-15, F
    6 Responses Apr 10
    Hurt a guy's ego and what does he do? Block, block, block!! Lol
    tanchel90210 tanchel90210
    31-35, F
    Apr 10
    Changing yourself takes time, it is incremental and can seem like hypocrisy to judging observers. While developing yourself you may reverse opinions, contradict yourself and seem...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Apr 9
    Im technically classifiex as a wild animal
    thebrownbear thebrownbear
    13-15, M
    Apr 9
    "The Infinite Omnipresence (that which we have always thought of as ‘God’) can manifest in any way imaginable; yet it is dharmic for us to manifest and express in ways that...
    LoveIsWithinYou LoveIsWithinYou
    26-30, M
    1 Response Apr 9
    I'm annoyed, frustrated.... Just... all around in a funky mood. Just about everyone and everything around me irritates or aggravates me. I have ZERO tolerance for B.S. tonight...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 9
    Like a madman's delusion I am never enough for myself. FREE.
    pre125 pre125
    31-35, M
    Apr 8
    Some people are soooo nice on here and others. Just bombard my inbox with requests for my picture. To those people....here is my middle finger 🖕🏼
    Issima Issima
    31-35, F
    1 Response Apr 8
    "Run and hide It's gonna be bad tonight Cause here comes your devil side It's gonna ruin me It's almost like Slow motion suicide Watching your devil side Get between you and...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 7
    I am torn between upgrading to a ssd or just keep my hdd should I upgrade to an ssd or keep using my hdd still works? I look forward to hearing from you guys thanks.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 7
    I need tarot practice. I don't have a lot of time for it but if you'd like one and can be patient (sometimes takes me a couple days to get to it), send me a message.
    thisisnotanexit thisisnotanexit
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 7
    Have 13-22 year olds always had this awful attitude of being better than everyone else? Maybe I just surrounded myself with good people but it seems like kids are way more...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 7
    When you are known as a sweet and nice person. Generous and kind. A person who avoids problems at all cost. A person who cares about others more than itself... When you have loads...
    EarlPhantomhive EarlPhantomhive
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 7
    I work on computers all day, then find myself on one most of the time when I get off work...
    lauratdc lauratdc
    46-50, T
    Apr 6
    Are you a Wolf Therian in the UK?yes? than Path of the Ancients Wolf Pack is for you!Path of the Ancients is a pack located in England, Great Britain and we do lots of Different...
    Mistygosa Mistygosa
    18-21, F
    Apr 6
    I don't even know why it's on. If I am not sitting in front of it doing nothing, then I am on my phone... still doing nothing. What's wrong with me, fml.
    BulanBiru BulanBiru
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 6
    This is the face of a man who KNOWS he's gonna get some **** later
    bigunsatx bigunsatx
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Apr 6
    I wonder what it would be like to date an African American and if they even would consider dating a white male?
    Katakuna Katakuna
    46-50, M
    1 Response Apr 6
    The one who falls and gets up is so much stronger than the one who never fell.
    LiquidSunshine1 LiquidSunshine1
    46-50, F
    5 Responses Apr 5
    At my desk, sometimes I am on to much chatting leather, LOL:)
    JennyTom JennyTom
    41-45, F
    1 Response Apr 5
    How and why is it that you can see real sadness in his eyes but he acted like a jerk on the past. Now it seems like you abandoned him and he has no idea how it happened? When he...
    soyyoprincesa soyyoprincesa
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Apr 5
    Humans are, odd beings, it's very odd if you ask me
    spudmat spudmat
    13-15, M
    1 Response Apr 4
    me too internet is addicting and it is hard to get off
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 4
    I think I'll start the group "I Am Not Starved For Attention."
    thisisnotanexit thisisnotanexit
    26-30, F
    Apr 4
    Everyone wants to act like a boss. Few can actually be an effective leader. Learn the difference and your staff will go to battle for you every day and remain loyal.
    bigunsatx bigunsatx
    36-40, M
    5 Responses Apr 4
    There are some atheists on this site who are irrational and not interested in the possibility that there are views different than their narrow-minded view of what atheism means...
    Humanist321 Humanist321
    70+, M
    Apr 4
    Fascinated by how similar, and yet totally different men act in certain situations. I like when a confident guy gets totally shy about something, and vice versa - when a shy man...
    mysweetflower mysweetflower
    36-40, F
    Apr 4
    Creating my own version. Cards against New Zealand.
    Profweird Profweird
    22-25, M
    Apr 3
    Any girls who wants to use me as a human toilet ? I prefer Young girls 18+ . Earn 1000 $
    Scatguy1 Scatguy1
    36-40, M
    1 Response Apr 3
    I love my computer, but i need to log off
    FieryWolf FieryWolf
    16-17, F
    Apr 3
    I have social media pages since this is shutting down feel free to message me and if u have B.F. U can find me by my name
    N1kaFa0lchu N1kaFa0lchu
    26-30
    Apr 3
    Is anyone else here a Web Developer? Or Content maker like website layout.
    adr427 adr427
    18-21, M
    Apr 2
    EP you ***!! How dare you choose to shut down!!! How am I supposed to get my occasional dose of weirdness?
    HeyyMrsCarter HeyyMrsCarter
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Apr 2
    Our dependency on oil will harm us today, but our dependency on money will destroy us tomorrow. We live in a time where technology is propelling us forward at an unprecedented rate...
    LordSathanus LordSathanus
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 2
    So there's this side of me that has always secretly wanted a pet human. Someone to obey me without question. I want a submissive girl. Of course 18+ I am 20. Someone who doesn't...
    HazelEyedWolf HazelEyedWolf
    18-21, F
    Apr 2
    Every heart singsA song incompleteUntil another heartSings back
    LiquidSunshine1 LiquidSunshine1
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Apr 2
    Once upon a time I was led to believe that I was a member of a human family.with a mother a father and11siblings. And I belonged among them.apart of them.that I was loved.and cared...
    wolfserpent wolfserpent
    56-60, M
    1 Response Apr 1
    16 year old gay boy in Massachusetts wanting to be a human pet. looking for another teen guy to make me his pet
    rbeland99 rbeland99
    16-17, M
    Apr 1
    16 year old gay boy in Massachusetts wanting to be a human pet. looking for another teen guy to make me his pet
    rbeland99 rbeland99
    16-17, M
    Apr 1
More Stories