I Am a Couch Potato

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 608 People

    Potato Belly

    I really am lol. Not just because I sit on a couch and eat tons of french fries and mashed potatos though!! But because I sit on a couch and eat tons of everything all day long. I watch tv and stuff my belly till it's stretched as far as it can then I often just go to sleep right...
    BellyLovinFatGirl BellyLovinFatGirl
    18-21
    6 Responses Aug 4, 2011
    blissfulswirl blissfulswirl
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 5, 2014

    Hey, at least I'm not a potato couch.

    Because that would be weird.
    DinosaurPie DinosaurPie
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 3, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 30, 2015

    This is the perfect representation of my

    lifestyle, me as a good ol' couch potato. I am a bit overweight with an extra 10-15kgs, but it is a stress free, calm, relaxing way to life. Sitting on the couch or chair, with chocolates and other delicious snacks around me and a TV or computer with everything to keep me busy...
    DJMonstaaMasher DJMonstaaMasher
    18-21
    Mar 13

    I seriously think I have lazy bones.

    I get into these moods and I don't want to leave the house. All I want to do is lay in bed. I would rather sleep than do anything else.
    LF87 LF87
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jul 28, 2014

    I'm A Couch Potato And Proud Of It

    I've been a couch potato for years and I enjoy everything about it.  I've spent so much time sitting in my favourite chair that I've worn a groove in the cushion.  Recently, I put a small cupboard next to my chair so I can reach my favourite snacks (chips, chocolate bars) with...
    happyfatty happyfatty
    46-50, F
    20 Responses Feb 20, 2011

    Describes Me

    This describes me pretty well. I dnt like to leave the couch very often when im at home and when i do it is to get on the computer lol. on weekends I spend about 8 hours a day on my butt lol
    BuzzyBeeZ BuzzyBeeZ
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Oct 21, 2012

    Why should I have to bother with the outside

    world when I can just be online or watch TV all day? The virtual world is much more interesting than the real world IMO. Plus, you actually have to exert yourself in the real world!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Oct 18, 2014

    I'm a chair potato myself,

    computer edition :) I'm not fat, but I have few extra pounds i guess. And my big beautiful wife is a cough potato too. She can sit on sofa 99% of day - knitting, snacking and reading news or surfing the net.
    yetanotherfeeder yetanotherfeeder
    31-35, M
    Sep 19, 2015

    Im Pathetic

    i am a couch potatoe!!!! wow that felt good getting that of my chest. i on facebook 24/7 and i live for junkfood. when im bored i eat and watch t.v. when im angry or sad i sleep i feel so pathetic. any advice?
    anniebananie15 anniebananie15
    16-17
    1 Response Jun 6, 2012

    When I get the chance I love to sit on the couch

    and veg. If I have a few days off without kids and hubby. I always think this is a great time for me to get so much accomplished. And, then I get comfy on the couch and veg for days. Thought I was depressed at first but I've realized this is exactly what I want to do with my...
    awakeone awakeone
    41-45, F
    May 14, 2014

    I am very lazy I sit

    whenever I can and I watch TV all the time, its funny when I tell myself I'm going to do something but when I'm on the couch watching TV and my sister loves me enough to get all my snacks and stuff, some people say being lazy sucks but when your fat and love it then you think it...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Sep 29, 2014

    I'm Finally Admitting It

    When it comes to my well-being, I know that I'm basically a of a bit lazy lounger at heart. I'm always finding excuses for not wanting to exercise. It's just so much easier to reach for the remote - and the take-away menu. It's a bit of a vicious cycle to be the Couch Potato...
    Dimples87 Dimples87
    26-30, F
    1 Response Sep 1, 2008

    Sleep, Wake, Waddle, sit,

    waddle, sit, eat, repeat Tonight I am reflecting on my day. Today I stayed put in bed except for thrice. I am really out of it. And even when I'm 'active' my life consists of waddling from one place where I was sitting to a place where I can sit.
    UnhealthySSBBW UnhealthySSBBW
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Jun 25, 2015

    Winter Couch Potato

    I am becoming exemplary couch potato when the cold months are coming to my country. I am having almost no physical activity except going to work or shopping on the weekend. My evenings are spend on couch watching tube, reading books, listening music or mostly sitting comfortably...
    pepek1 pepek1
    41-45, M
    1 Response Dec 1, 2013
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