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I Am A Couch Snuggle Monster

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    Yep...

    Anyone who comes near me while I'm on the couch will face my snuggling wrath. My dog gets cuddled...and even my dumb little brothers do too.
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 22-25, F 12 Responses Dec 11, 2010

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    A Horrible Monster!!

    Ok, I am not a very attractive guy, and I have become old and rusty, and of course being skinny and not too tall doesn't help to be respectable and imponent... but after snuggling and being in a couch for a while, under a blanket, I become a MONSTER!! Messy hair, greasy face...
    yourenglishlover yourenglishlover 61-65, M 8 Responses Apr 12, 2010

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    Time To Steal The Couch

    I am heading to my friends house to take a nap on his couch. It is my favorite place to sleep.
    crazk crazk 36-40, F Apr 12, 2010

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    *snuggle Attack*

    I love to just lay on a comfy sofa and just relax and the only thing that could make it better is cuddling with someone :)
    shadow1013 shadow1013 26-30, M 1 Response Dec 12, 2010

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    Me, My Couch, The Cat, And The Blanket...

    The couch loves me, and I love it. A good book, coffee in the other hand, cat on the lap, and you.... yeah you can rub my feet. Take it as an honour not given lightly.
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 14 Responses Jun 7, 2011

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    Move Over I Need To Snuggle Down!

    I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a couch snuggle monster!  I NEED to lay down on a couch with a comfy cushion under my head and a blankie wrapped around me.  Sometimes, if I have to, I share the couch with one or, if absolutely necessary, two members of the family...
    wildernessgirl wildernessgirl 36-40 17 Responses Apr 7, 2010

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    Both me and my brother are snuggle monsters.

    We both end up snuggling on the sofa during a good movie!
    Wattouat Wattouat 18-21, F Jul 6

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    Nothing Better!

    Theres nothing better then snuggling up with the one you love on the couch with a few blankets and watching a movie :)
    Astory4supper Astory4supper 22-25, F Nov 25, 2010

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    Nothing Better...

    On cool fall and winter evenings than to snuggle up on the couch together. Find a nice cozy blanket and wrap it around us. You laying back against me. My hands around your waist as we watch on old movie, say Casablanca, on the TV. A bowl of popcorn nearby to nibble on as we watch...
    midnightcallerman midnightcallerman 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 19, 2013

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    Forever A Couch Snuggler.

    I'm couch snuggling now. I think it's a timeless comfort. Never too young, never too old. I will always find time to snuggle on the sofa. It's what they were made for.
    OnMyTippeeToes OnMyTippeeToes 18-21, F Jan 8, 2012

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    How often could you cuddle with your

    significant other? err day? once a week? once a month? every chance you get? whassup
    danondorf danondorf 18-21, M Jul 4

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    Nothing Better...

    On cool fall and winter evenings than to snuggle up on the couch together. Find a nice cozy blanket and wrap it around us. You laying back against me. My hands around your waist as we watch on old movie, say Casablanca, on the TV. A bowl of popcorn nearby to nibble on as we watch...
    midnightcallerman midnightcallerman 46-50, M Oct 19, 2013

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    My Favorite Thing In The World

    My favorite thing in the world besides sex of course is cuddling with someone special on the couch and watching tv and just being together. I love the warm fuzzy feeling I get from it.
    howsab howsab 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 13, 2011

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    Give me a blanket pillow

    and some sports. I'll cuddle right up and take a nap.
    holehearted79 holehearted79 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 10, 2013

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    ***************

    Only with Clem. Where is she?! I need a snuggle.
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 12 Responses Dec 12, 2010

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    *snuggle*

    I looove to cuddle and snuggle on the couch with the one I love... all warm and toasty and safe.
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 30, 2010

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    Snuggle Monsters!

    I miss having someone to snuggle with in the evenings. That would feel so good right about now.....
    qbranchxvi qbranchxvi 31-35, M Nov 28, 2011

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