Post
Experience Project iOS Android Apps | Download EP for your Mobile Device

I Am A Couch Snuggle Monster

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 638 People

    Snuggle Monsters!

    I miss having someone to snuggle with in the evenings. That would feel so good right about now.....
    qbranchxvi qbranchxvi 31-35, M Nov 28, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    A Horrible Monster!!

    Ok, I am not a very attractive guy, and I have become old and rusty, and of course being skinny and not too tall doesn't help to be respectable and imponent... but after snuggling and being in a couch for a while, under a blanket, I become a MONSTER!! Messy hair, greasy face...
    yourenglishlover yourenglishlover 61-65, M 6 Responses Apr 12, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Move Over I Need To Snuggle Down!

    I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a couch snuggle monster!  I NEED to lay down on a couch with a comfy cushion under my head and a blankie wrapped around me.  Sometimes, if I have to, I share the couch with one or, if absolutely necessary, two members of the family...
    wildernessgirl wildernessgirl 36-40 17 Responses Apr 7, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Time To Steal The Couch

    I am heading to my friends house to take a nap on his couch. It is my favorite place to sleep.
    crazk crazk 36-40, F Apr 12, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    How often could you cuddle with your

    significant other? err day? once a week? once a month? every chance you get? whassup
    danondorf danondorf 18-21, M Jul 4, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 4, 2015

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Me, My Couch, The Cat, And The Blanket...

    The couch loves me, and I love it. A good book, coffee in the other hand, cat on the lap, and you.... yeah you can rub my feet. Take it as an honour not given lightly.
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 14 Responses Jun 7, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    *snuggle Attack*

    I love to just lay on a comfy sofa and just relax and the only thing that could make it better is cuddling with someone :)
    shadow1013 shadow1013 26-30, M 1 Response Dec 12, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Nothing Better...

    On cool fall and winter evenings than to snuggle up on the couch together. Find a nice cozy blanket and wrap it around us. You laying back against me. My hands around your waist as we watch on old movie, say Casablanca, on the TV. A bowl of popcorn nearby to nibble on as we watch...
    midnightcallerman midnightcallerman 46-50, M Oct 19, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    *snuggle*

    I looove to cuddle and snuggle on the couch with the one I love... all warm and toasty and safe.
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 30, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Nothing Better...

    On cool fall and winter evenings than to snuggle up on the couch together. Find a nice cozy blanket and wrap it around us. You laying back against me. My hands around your waist as we watch on old movie, say Casablanca, on the TV. A bowl of popcorn nearby to nibble on as we watch...
    midnightcallerman midnightcallerman 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 19, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    My Favorite Thing In The World

    My favorite thing in the world besides sex of course is cuddling with someone special on the couch and watching tv and just being together. I love the warm fuzzy feeling I get from it.
    howsab howsab 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 13, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I am da snuggles monstahhhhh!

    I've come to steal snuggles while watching movies * mostly from my kid *
    Chernobylplayground Chernobylplayground 36-40, F 1 Response Sep 12, 2015

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Both me and my brother are snuggle monsters.

    We both end up snuggling on the sofa during a good movie!
    Wattouat Wattouat 18-21, F Jul 6, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Give me a blanket pillow

    and some sports. I'll cuddle right up and take a nap.
    WhisperingEchoes WhisperingEchoes 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 10, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Yep...

    Anyone who comes near me while I'm on the couch will face my snuggling wrath. My dog gets cuddled...and even my dumb little brothers do too.
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 22-25 12 Responses Dec 11, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    ***************

    Only with Clem. Where is she?! I need a snuggle.
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 12 Responses Dec 12, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Nothing Better!

    Theres nothing better then snuggling up with the one you love on the couch with a few blankets and watching a movie :)
    Astory4supper Astory4supper 22-25, F Nov 25, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Forever A Couch Snuggler.

    I'm couch snuggling now. I think it's a timeless comfort. Never too young, never too old. I will always find time to snuggle on the sofa. It's what they were made for.
    OnMyTippeeToes OnMyTippeeToes 18-21, F Jan 8, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    I used to like cats, figuring they were better, easier than dogs. But my wife is allergic to them - badly in fact, so we had no pets.Then one day she tells me that her son was...
    tjw747 tjw747 46-50, M 1 Response 38 mins ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    No More I Love Yous I used to be lunatic from the gracious days I used to be woebegone and so restless nights My aching heart would bleed for you to see Oh but now... (I don't...
    v0lition v0lition 41-45, F 1 hr ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Sick day as a toddler teen One day a few months back I woke up not feeling well. ACHOO! I sneezed without covering my mouth. Most toddlers I see do not cover there mouths when...
    coalburn coalburn 16-17, F 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Beware that when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster....For when you gaze long into the abyss.....the abyss gazes also unto you.Nietzsche 
    LiquidSunshine1 LiquidSunshine1 46-50, F 3 Responses 3 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Life sucks. I'm so tired of having to take care of everyone in my family because they're too lazy to work and provide for themselves. I'm so tired of working all day and night...
    kspencer1996 kspencer1996 18-21, F 4 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Why are people so easily spooked these days? Why do they find death such a terrible thing? Why are they afraid of even seeing an act of violence or a dead body? What are they so...
    DarknessFalls101 DarknessFalls101 13-15, F 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    i dont feel a thing and im fine with that i could never be there emotionally for a gf aa i hurt my last one pretty bad lol im so insensitive thats why im kinda avoiding dating...
    HiDeft HiDeft 22-25, M 7 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I kinda hate admitting this? idk why. I've always said my parents divorce never affected me..well cause it didn't ? at the time. i mean when they separated of course i cried before...
    SailorMarz SailorMarz 18-21, F 7 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Look who texted me this picture last night on my spot on my leather couch, LOL...and look who found the cat nip, LOL:) MOMMY will be home at 8 am:)
    JennyTom JennyTom 41-45, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Is it maintaining my sanity or embracing my insanity? At this moment does it really matter? I am safe in the arms of my monster. Her instincts are correct (as always), I need...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I love being home snuggled in my bed or on the couch when it's raining...watching a silly romantic comedy, alone is fine with me. No chatter when Channing is talking please....
    svalenz svalenz 41-45, F 5 Responses 2 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Seriously, have you actually MET one? They're teddy bears.
    JackMann JackMann 22-25, M 5 Responses 2 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Everyone has left the house for the day, I am just relaxing on my leather couch. I really truly love being on LEATHER:)
    JennyTom JennyTom 41-45, F 1 Response 2 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I actually Mean What I Say everyone is afraid or fear to tell the real truth about Real life Vampires, This is me and this is my life I never lie what I aim I don't care what u...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response 2 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Look who plants herself on the leather couch right when she gets home from school:) I love this GIRL and I knows is loving leather:)
    JennyTom JennyTom 41-45, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My daughter is like her mother, loves our leather couch:)
    JennyTom JennyTom 41-45, F 5 Responses 2 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Lovely lines of blurry blood. Clean and clear cuts slathered with the liquid thick and messy, and oh how it reminded her of mud. Dirty heart and damned soul, only seemingly fit her...
    QueenVen QueenVen 16-17, F 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    a cruel fantasy of humanity to search for happiness and peace the things we believe the toys we create to deceive the altered perception for some satisfaction blind to see...
    anotherclone anotherclone 31-35, M 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My roommates pit, liberty, she is a big baby who loves kisses cuddles and snow 😊
    polylove0210 polylove0210 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm sad to say this, but I don't think I'll ever make it through season 9 of supernatural. The seasonal rot is so bad I am cringing inwardly at the episodes. There are plot holes...
    Hush92 Hush92 18-21, F a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    every day i wake up, he's there cheating me out of my life watching over me guarding me he walks me to my job and then he walks me home has dinner with me then tortures me as i lie...
    sonny277 sonny277 22-25, M 1 Response a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I think I always believed in paranormal stuff. But it wasn't until I was 20 years that I finally had an actual experience with something scary. I lived in a pretty big house with...
    StonerGirlSorrows101 StonerGirlSorrows101 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 29

    Your Response

    Cancel
    OH OH, should have taken off my heels I put a hole in the leather while I was napping, oppose!!!!! LOL
    JennyTom JennyTom 41-45, F 9 Responses Jan 28

    Your Response

    Cancel