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I Am a Criminal

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    Me Too!

    Me too guess what I do! - Hint I live in Sunny BC.
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 3 Responses Feb 11, 2008

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    Media License

    In Denmark every household that has a computer with a network card, (you don't even have to have an internet connection) is required to pay an annual fee of 2170 kr. if I remember correctly. I think this is something like 370 $. The reason is this: A Danish...
    Drokles Drokles 18-21, M 3 Responses Aug 29, 2009

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    Yo just a chill azzz nigguh from da hood.

    Hola at a playa one time.
    RealGsmoveinsilencelikelasagna RealGsmoveinsilencelikelasagna 22-25, M 20 hrs ago

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    Court

    I'm in court on the 20th of this month for common assault. It's not my first offence. It's my second time in court for common assault. I got a caution for assault by beating and for theft (when I was younger)! In all I have been arrested more times than I could count on my hands...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 20 Responses Aug 9, 2008

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    This One Time...

    I was on the subway, and I was standing next to this fancy, rich-looking guy in a suit. He was talking into one of those headphones that connects to a blueberry, and he seemed a little distracted, so he was obviously a prime target to pickpocket. These two "gangstas" had come...
    IrishBiscuit IrishBiscuit 16-17, M 4 Responses Feb 11, 2008

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    Well...

    i participate in some illegal activities, but they pass my moral code.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    Doesnt Apply to Me...

    because i never get caught.  There are certain ways ya gotta do stuff to be successful at it. Rule number one is if you have an accomplice, you better make good and damn sure they won't get turn on you. Very seldom do I ever have an accomplice.
    freedomlovingypsy freedomlovingypsy 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 27, 2008

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    I'm Being Charged With Fraud By False Representation

    3 days a go the police came to my flat to arrest me and search my flat. they took some items, and all my bank cards and mine and my son passport. I haven't been charge yet, the couldn't interview me as there was know one to look after my child. I'm on bail and have to return...
    bogandi bogandi 31-35 1 Response Oct 30, 2010

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    Sixteen And Shopplifter

    I may have started when I was 13 years old when my step sister and I stole eyeliner. Now, I think I have stolen at least $200 dollars worth of stuff. From makeup, gum, brand new video games, bras, panties, shoelaces, clothes, and a lot of things. I have no intent of stopping ever...
    alliedagony alliedagony 18-21, F 3 Responses May 16, 2012

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    I Have a Small Record

    That isn't even all that interesting. I shouldn't have it- I SHOULD have an assault record, because I SHOULD'VE just beat this guy's @$$, instead of trashing his house. So I have a BS B&E on my record in North Carolina. Eff'em.
    xenmuse xenmuse 31-35, M Aug 10, 2009

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    I got involved in a life

    that caught up with me. I was hanging with the wrong people. Got too comfortable with my reckless lifestyle and got Dwi. Did everything I had too and will never so it again. Well I use to steal too, but see that didn't catch up too me. Til I stopped two years later, now I'm...
    jenp1984 jenp1984 26-30 Apr 3, 2014

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    Misdemeanor Larceny

    I used to sort and distribute incoming company mail as part of a job I had years ago. There was a lot of mail and in order to meet my deadlines I would...not sort/deliver some of it. Well, I had to do something with what wasn't sorted. You couldn't throw it away at work because...
    niceguyinhell niceguyinhell 31-35, M 4 Responses Jan 25, 2009

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    In the Laws Eyes

    I have felony DWI convictions against me so that makes me a criminal.....sorry to all those that do judge. I need to be honest.
    cinfullynn cinfullynn 46-50, F 6 Responses Jul 24, 2008

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    i am convicted and guiltu

    and fined for shoplifting at seventeen . its come back at my present day and age and now affecting my present job .. a whole bunch of past is all attaching and facing up . like memories n events and etc . events of now are linked to things of back thens times .. erg .. i can...
    wezamuntkee wezamuntkee 36-40, M Jun 28

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    I Am An Activist, Polyamorous and Smoke Marijuana

    I am proud... The stupid thing is Australia cannot jail me because they refuse to provide care for people with disabilities in the lockup... House arrest is the best they can do? Easy... I suffer that already without the ankle tracker.
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 22, 2009

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    Ya Feel Me?

    I am about to commit some seriius ****. non violent but still damaging.... In a way. I just don't feel that bad taking money " lots. of money" from people who spend $40,000.00 at a hotel! Know what I mean??
    theleoncon theleoncon 70+, M 3 Responses Mar 13, 2013

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    My Life

    When I was born, my mother called me Hitler. I bellowed SPINDALIN! My mothers head collapsed at the mere mention on my large penis. As here head was mutalated, she found a rusty spoon and hacked off my other testicle. Hence the other is in the albert hall. This is how I ended up...
    Thestabber1990 Thestabber1990 13-15, M Aug 28, 2012

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    I have been asked what my scrren name means;

    Its my old prison number AX5625. I have had a troubled past, but have put it to rest and am now rehabilitated. Not by the system but by life. The system sucks and is flawed in so many ways. I have an extensive criminal history non of which I am proud of and most I was only...
    AX5625 AX5625 31-35, M 3 Responses Feb 28, 2014

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    ...

    ive been a criminal since i was really little i learned how to do things at a young and just talked my way outta whateva i did and i havent been caught since i was like 9
    nickspivey nickspivey 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 30, 2009

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    I have a dark past but that's not what makes me

    who I am. I don't see it as a bad thing though. Some judge on things like that. A lot of my "crimes" were violence but I don't see that they are crimes; as in 30% I was merely defending and ended better...and the other 70% I see were justified.
    ultimatehacker ultimatehacker 26-30, M 2 Responses Nov 6, 2014

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    Too Many Criminals Really

    "legal", "illegal" THEY ARE ALWAYS THE VERY SAME WITHOUT EXCEPTION. Where ARE THE NORMAL PEOPLE?! - I don't know.
    Thought1 Thought1 22-25 5 Responses Sep 17, 2009

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    Ya, So?

    i guess you could call me a criminal, even though im not in any cops records...  you see, my boyfriend used to steal things from stores and then sell them : /   dvds mostly.. but he couldnt do this alone, he needed me and my messenger bag >.<  he...
    foamborn foamborn 18-21, F 2 Responses May 20, 2010

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    Thought1 Thought1 22-25 Aug 12, 2009

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    I suppose I'm a criminal

    although I've never been caught so as far as the world at large is concerned I'm a law abiding citizen. I've done everything from traffic marijuana and cocaine to shoplifting and stealing out of parked cars. Also I've tried my hand at CC fraud and identity theft. I've always had...
    sicarius965 sicarius965 31-35 1 Response Jul 28, 2014

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    Last night and 2 days ago. First because I was ticketed and needed to give away half money I have. I needed the money so bad that it made me so so so so sad. I woke up crying...
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    Is there anyone here who has found work with criminal convictions . I have theft cannabis cultivation and abh . I attacked with a weapon in self defence and got abh charge , my...
    uncontrollabledesire88 uncontrollabledesire88 26-30, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    The word hate is a very strong a word here to describe my feelings about Dr. Phil. I choose the word disagree with him. I have seen Dr. Phil on television and have been in his...
    redheadedfemale redheadedfemale 41-45, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    The International Committee on the Rights of Sex Workers in Europe (ICRSE) is a sex worker-led network representing 70 organisations led by or working with sex workers in Europe...
    alejandraberlin alejandraberlin 22-25, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    For as long as I can remember—even as a kid—I have had violent fantasies (and even dreams and have been able to manipulate my dreams, but another story for a different...
    JadeKnight JadeKnight 26-30, T 4 days ago

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    Republican or not. They defend the real criminals. And get paid well By said criminals. While watching america fall. EP Link
    Converted Converted 46-50, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    My family is racist. Idk why I'm not racist (which is a good thing) even though I'm surrounded with racist ******** when I grew up. Okay so I get it that my country is not diverse...
    ifyoudontmindhearmeout ifyoudontmindhearmeout 13-15, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I am completely for guns. I own more than 10. And it's not because I'm a red neck or anything of the sort. There are some cruel and evil sick people in this world. Someone could...
    DeIuxedEdition DeIuxedEdition 18-21, F 19 Responses 6 days ago

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    HarlsQuinn HarlsQuinn 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    In every city we have the corporates the movers and shakers that shape the economy into a flourishing prosperous Capitalistic environment. But we forget that in every City there...
    moyesp moyesp 51-55 a week ago

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    I am usually opposed to government spending that isn't necessary to protect its citizens' rights, but I think a reasonable case can be made for some social welfare provisions...
    BlotOutTheSun BlotOutTheSun 22-25, M Jul 24

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    MY PHONE ***** YOUR JUST A STALKING HACKER
    JUSTHOES4646 JUSTHOES4646 51-55, F Jul 24

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    ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION.... Yes I'm back on the topic again because I feel very strongly about it. I have been called a racist with my points of view but I certainly wont keep quiet...
    LorenzoITALIA LorenzoITALIA 46-50, M 7 Responses Jul 22

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    So, to go through my past posts from years ago this will be the first post in the conclusion of my marriage. In early December I had become suspicious of my wife having an affair...
    j21043 j21043 31-35, M Jul 19

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    I've been married now 11years. So much drama I just can't write it all. My husband's ex wife did not pay her portion of child care or insurance premiums for several years and the...
    nolookingback nolookingback 46-50, F Jul 19

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    Which is still currently happening. It started August 21, 2014 in Orange County. It a long story with many stalkers involved in committing this crime, as well as Electronic And...
    NitroG NitroG 51-55, M 1 Response Jul 17

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    TWLOOKING4IT TWLOOKING4IT 51-55, F Jul 17

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    SHE COVERS IT WITH BLOGS FILE THAT FAT PIG AND BOSTON
    morningall123 morningall123 51-55, F Jul 16

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    I am a marijuana activist and I work around cannabis and cannabis users every day. I am very fortunate to have the opportunity to see what I consider an alternative medicine help...
    lilysworld lilysworld 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 16

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