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I Am a Criminal

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    Me Too!

    Me too guess what I do! - Hint I live in Sunny BC.
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 3 Responses Feb 11, 2008

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    Too Many Criminals Really

    "legal", "illegal" THEY ARE ALWAYS THE VERY SAME WITHOUT EXCEPTION. Where ARE THE NORMAL PEOPLE?! - I don't know.
    Thought1 Thought1 22-25 5 Responses Sep 17, 2009

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    I have been asked what my scrren name means;

    Its my old prison number AX5625. I have had a troubled past, but have put it to rest and am now rehabilitated. Not by the system but by life. The system sucks and is flawed in so many ways. I have an extensive criminal history non of which I am proud of and most I was only...
    AX5625 AX5625 31-35, M 3 Responses Feb 28, 2014

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    Well...

    i participate in some illegal activities, but they pass my moral code.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    I'm Being Charged With Fraud By False Representation

    3 days a go the police came to my flat to arrest me and search my flat. they took some items, and all my bank cards and mine and my son passport. I haven't been charge yet, the couldn't interview me as there was know one to look after my child. I'm on bail and have to return...
    bogandi bogandi 31-35 1 Response Oct 30, 2010

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    I Am An Activist, Polyamorous and Smoke Marijuana

    I am proud... The stupid thing is Australia cannot jail me because they refuse to provide care for people with disabilities in the lockup... House arrest is the best they can do? Easy... I suffer that already without the ankle tracker.
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 22, 2009

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    Thought1 Thought1 22-25 Aug 12, 2009

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    I have a dark past but that's not what makes me

    who I am. I don't see it as a bad thing though. Some judge on things like that. A lot of my "crimes" were violence but I don't see that they are crimes; as in 30% I was merely defending and ended better...and the other 70% I see were justified.
    ultimatehacker ultimatehacker 26-30, M 2 Responses Nov 6, 2014

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    Misdemeanor Larceny

    I used to sort and distribute incoming company mail as part of a job I had years ago. There was a lot of mail and in order to meet my deadlines I would...not sort/deliver some of it. Well, I had to do something with what wasn't sorted. You couldn't throw it away at work because...
    niceguyinhell niceguyinhell 31-35, M 4 Responses Jan 25, 2009

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    Media License

    In Denmark every household that has a computer with a network card, (you don't even have to have an internet connection) is required to pay an annual fee of 2170 kr. if I remember correctly. I think this is something like 370 $. The reason is this: A Danish...
    Drokles Drokles 18-21, M 3 Responses Aug 29, 2009

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    I got involved in a life

    that caught up with me. I was hanging with the wrong people. Got too comfortable with my reckless lifestyle and got Dwi. Did everything I had too and will never so it again. Well I use to steal too, but see that didn't catch up too me. Til I stopped two years later, now I'm...
    jenp1984 jenp1984 26-30 Apr 3, 2014

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    I suppose I'm a criminal

    although I've never been caught so as far as the world at large is concerned I'm a law abiding citizen. I've done everything from traffic marijuana and cocaine to shoplifting and stealing out of parked cars. Also I've tried my hand at CC fraud and identity theft. I've always had...
    sicarius965 sicarius965 31-35 Jul 28, 2014

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    ...

    ive been a criminal since i was really little i learned how to do things at a young and just talked my way outta whateva i did and i havent been caught since i was like 9
    nickspivey nickspivey 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 30, 2009

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    My Life

    When I was born, my mother called me Hitler. I bellowed SPINDALIN! My mothers head collapsed at the mere mention on my large penis. As here head was mutalated, she found a rusty spoon and hacked off my other testicle. Hence the other is in the albert hall. This is how I ended up...
    Thestabber1990 Thestabber1990 13-15, M Aug 28, 2012

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    Ya, So?

    i guess you could call me a criminal, even though im not in any cops records...  you see, my boyfriend used to steal things from stores and then sell them : /   dvds mostly.. but he couldnt do this alone, he needed me and my messenger bag >.<  he...
    foamborn foamborn 18-21, F 2 Responses May 20, 2010

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    Sixteen And Shopplifter

    I may have started when I was 13 years old when my step sister and I stole eyeliner. Now, I think I have stolen at least $200 dollars worth of stuff. From makeup, gum, brand new video games, bras, panties, shoelaces, clothes, and a lot of things. I have no intent of stopping ever...
    alliedagony alliedagony 18-21, F 3 Responses May 16, 2012

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    Ya Feel Me?

    I am about to commit some seriius ****. non violent but still damaging.... In a way. I just don't feel that bad taking money " lots. of money" from people who spend $40,000.00 at a hotel! Know what I mean??
    theleoncon theleoncon 70+, M 3 Responses Mar 13, 2013

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    This One Time...

    I was on the subway, and I was standing next to this fancy, rich-looking guy in a suit. He was talking into one of those headphones that connects to a blueberry, and he seemed a little distracted, so he was obviously a prime target to pickpocket. These two "gangstas" had come...
    IrishBiscuit IrishBiscuit 16-17, M 4 Responses Feb 11, 2008

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    In the Laws Eyes

    I have felony DWI convictions against me so that makes me a criminal.....sorry to all those that do judge. I need to be honest.
    cinfullynn cinfullynn 46-50, F 6 Responses Jul 24, 2008

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    Court

    I'm in court on the 20th of this month for common assault. It's not my first offence. It's my second time in court for common assault. I got a caution for assault by beating and for theft (when I was younger)! In all I have been arrested more times than I could count on my hands...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 20 Responses Aug 9, 2008

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    Doesnt Apply to Me...

    because i never get caught.  There are certain ways ya gotta do stuff to be successful at it. Rule number one is if you have an accomplice, you better make good and damn sure they won't get turn on you. Very seldom do I ever have an accomplice.
    freedomlovingypsy freedomlovingypsy 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 27, 2008

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    I Have a Small Record

    That isn't even all that interesting. I shouldn't have it- I SHOULD have an assault record, because I SHOULD'VE just beat this guy's @$$, instead of trashing his house. So I have a BS B&E on my record in North Carolina. Eff'em.
    xenmuse xenmuse 31-35, M Aug 10, 2009

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    MegaManZero97 MegaManZero97 16-17, M a week ago

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    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M Mar 26

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    I have gotten on some call list for scam artists some how at one point I was getting 2 calls a day. this how one day went... 8:43am "Hello?" "Hi I am James from US Grants...
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    In the U.S., I hear about talk of banning guns to lower crime.. I just have questions about this. Do people realize that criminals will still have weapons, including guns, even if...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Apr 12

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    One of the best things about being on EP is I can be who I truly am. No conformity and no excuses! I can say what I like and I don't have to worry too much. I can finally be...
    anonymuspersona anonymuspersona 31-35, M Apr 14

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    lmao!! Im so glad there's a group for this!! I LOVE him!! On criminal minds yes! but the actual guy, well not like I met him, but from what I can see of him anyway. I dig the short...
    AnnyOnimous AnnyOnimous 26-30, F Apr 15

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    Beware… long post ahoy! In my opinion the DUI machine is nothing but a cash cow with no real intention of promoting public safety. Before I share my thoughts on this I need to...
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    My life has always been full of drama and chaos. From the time I was born, I've always been a problem for my parents. My mom was young, almost too young to raise a kid. My dad was...
    ktbugg ktbugg 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 27

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    I know many people out there hate there family and there's no new to talk about except defining some feeling to the outside world. I actually don't have the ability to express...
    dare111 dare111 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 28

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    Stephenrko Stephenrko 31-35, M 17 Responses Mar 29

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    It's funny cuz when I was younger I was quite the hippie and got arrested for weed a number of times. It's very sad to me that our prohibition policies are keeping billions in...