I Am a Criminal

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 128 People

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    taefz taefz
    26-30, F
    Jan 5

    Well...

    i participate in some illegal activities, but they pass my moral code.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Feb 25, 2009
    Thought1 Thought1
    22-25
    Aug 12, 2009

    This One Time...

    I was on the subway, and I was standing next to this fancy, rich-looking guy in a suit. He was talking into one of those headphones that connects to a blueberry, and he seemed a little distracted, so he was obviously a prime target to pickpocket. These two "gangstas" had come...
    IrishBiscuit IrishBiscuit
    16-17, M
    4 Responses Feb 11, 2008

    I Am An Activist, Polyamorous and Smoke Marijuana

    I am proud... The stupid thing is Australia cannot jail me because they refuse to provide care for people with disabilities in the lockup... House arrest is the best they can do? Easy... I suffer that already without the ankle tracker.
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman
    31-35, F
    1 Response Feb 22, 2009

    Yo just a chill azzz nigguh from da hood.

    Hola at a playa one time.
    RealGsmoveinsilencelikelasagna RealGsmoveinsilencelikelasagna
    26-30, M
    Aug 3, 2015

    To be honest I feel like I'm some sort of

    criminal on here. The slightest wrong will get me suspended so whenever someone says "so we are trolling again Leah aren't we?" I freak out. Mf 😐MF! Do you know how many times I've been suspended for stupid things but the real trolls get away with their bs and look at those...
    LeahLovee LeahLovee
    70+, F
    1 Response Jan 16

    Media License

    In Denmark every household that has a computer with a network card, (you don't even have to have an internet connection) is required to pay an annual fee of 2170 kr. if I remember correctly. I think this is something like 370 $. The reason is this: A Danish...
    Drokles Drokles
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Aug 29, 2009

    ...

    ive been a criminal since i was really little i learned how to do things at a young and just talked my way outta whateva i did and i havent been caught since i was like 9
    nickspivey nickspivey
    13-15, M
    1 Response Aug 30, 2009

    Ya, So?

    i guess you could call me a criminal, even though im not in any cops records...  you see, my boyfriend used to steal things from stores and then sell them : /   dvds mostly.. but he couldnt do this alone, he needed me and my messenger bag >.<  he...
    foamborn foamborn
    18-21, F
    2 Responses May 20, 2010

    I'm Being Charged With Fraud By False Representation

    3 days a go the police came to my flat to arrest me and search my flat. they took some items, and all my bank cards and mine and my son passport. I haven't been charge yet, the couldn't interview me as there was know one to look after my child. I'm on bail and have to return...
    bogandi bogandi
    31-35
    1 Response Oct 30, 2010

    Doesnt Apply to Me...

    because i never get caught.  There are certain ways ya gotta do stuff to be successful at it. Rule number one is if you have an accomplice, you better make good and damn sure they won't get turn on you. Very seldom do I ever have an accomplice.
    freedomlovingypsy freedomlovingypsy
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Nov 27, 2008

    Me Too!

    Me too guess what I do! - Hint I live in Sunny BC.
    Nanoose Nanoose
    56-60, M
    2 Responses Feb 11, 2008

    i am convicted and guiltu

    and fined for shoplifting at seventeen . its come back at my present day and age and now affecting my present job .. a whole bunch of past is all attaching and facing up . like memories n events and etc . events of now are linked to things of back thens times .. erg .. i can...
    cdwishimatgurlCalandraBelle cdwishimatgurlCalandraBelle
    36-40, T
    2 Responses Jun 28, 2015

    My Life

    When I was born, my mother called me Hitler. I bellowed SPINDALIN! My mothers head collapsed at the mere mention on my large penis. As here head was mutalated, she found a rusty spoon and hacked off my other testicle. Hence the other is in the albert hall. This is how I ended up...
    Thestabber1990 Thestabber1990
    13-15, M
    Aug 28, 2012

    Ya Feel Me?

    I am about to commit some seriius ****. non violent but still damaging.... In a way. I just don't feel that bad taking money " lots. of money" from people who spend $40,000.00 at a hotel! Know what I mean??
    theleoncon theleoncon
    70+, M
    3 Responses Mar 13, 2013

    Sixteen And Shopplifter

    I may have started when I was 13 years old when my step sister and I stole eyeliner. Now, I think I have stolen at least $200 dollars worth of stuff. From makeup, gum, brand new video games, bras, panties, shoelaces, clothes, and a lot of things. I have no intent of stopping ever...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses May 16, 2012

    Too Many Criminals Really

    "legal", "illegal" THEY ARE ALWAYS THE VERY SAME WITHOUT EXCEPTION. Where ARE THE NORMAL PEOPLE?! - I don't know.
    Thought1 Thought1
    22-25
    5 Responses Sep 17, 2009

    Misdemeanor Larceny

    I used to sort and distribute incoming company mail as part of a job I had years ago. There was a lot of mail and in order to meet my deadlines I would...not sort/deliver some of it. Well, I had to do something with what wasn't sorted. You couldn't throw it away at work because...
    niceguyinhell niceguyinhell
    31-35, M
    4 Responses Jan 25, 2009

    In the Laws Eyes

    I have felony DWI convictions against me so that makes me a criminal.....sorry to all those that do judge. I need to be honest.
    cinfullynn cinfullynn
    46-50, F
    6 Responses Jul 24, 2008

    I got involved in a life

    that caught up with me. I was hanging with the wrong people. Got too comfortable with my reckless lifestyle and got Dwi. Did everything I had too and will never so it again. Well I use to steal too, but see that didn't catch up too me. Til I stopped two years later, now I'm...
    jenp1984 jenp1984
    26-30
    Apr 3, 2014

    I Have a Small Record

    That isn't even all that interesting. I shouldn't have it- I SHOULD have an assault record, because I SHOULD'VE just beat this guy's @$$, instead of trashing his house. So I have a BS B&E on my record in North Carolina. Eff'em.
    xenmuse xenmuse
    31-35, M
    Aug 10, 2009

    I have been asked what my scrren name means;

    Its my old prison number AX5625. I have had a troubled past, but have put it to rest and am now rehabilitated. Not by the system but by life. The system sucks and is flawed in so many ways. I have an extensive criminal history non of which I am proud of and most I was only...
    AX5625 AX5625
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Feb 28, 2014

    I suppose I'm a criminal

    although I've never been caught so as far as the world at large is concerned I'm a law abiding citizen. I've done everything from traffic marijuana and cocaine to shoplifting and stealing out of parked cars. Also I've tried my hand at CC fraud and identity theft. I've always had...
    sicarius965 sicarius965
    31-35
    2 Responses Jul 28, 2014

    I have a dark past but that's not what makes me

    who I am. I don't see it as a bad thing though. Some judge on things like that. A lot of my "crimes" were violence but I don't see that they are crimes; as in 30% I was merely defending and ended better...and the other 70% I see were justified.
    ultimatehacker ultimatehacker
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Nov 6, 2014
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