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I Am a Criminal

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    Ya Feel Me?

    I am about to commit some seriius ****. non violent but still damaging.... In a way. I just don't feel that bad taking money " lots. of money" from people who spend $40,000.00 at a hotel! Know what I mean??
    theleoncon theleoncon 70+, M 3 Responses Mar 13, 2013

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    Doesnt Apply to Me...

    because i never get caught.  There are certain ways ya gotta do stuff to be successful at it. Rule number one is if you have an accomplice, you better make good and damn sure they won't get turn on you. Very seldom do I ever have an accomplice.
    freedomlovingypsy freedomlovingypsy 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 27, 2008

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    My Life

    When I was born, my mother called me Hitler. I bellowed SPINDALIN! My mothers head collapsed at the mere mention on my large penis. As here head was mutalated, she found a rusty spoon and hacked off my other testicle. Hence the other is in the albert hall. This is how I ended up...
    Thestabber1990 Thestabber1990 13-15, M Aug 28, 2012

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    Media License

    In Denmark every household that has a computer with a network card, (you don't even have to have an internet connection) is required to pay an annual fee of 2170 kr. if I remember correctly. I think this is something like 370 $. The reason is this: A Danish...
    Drokles Drokles 18-21, M 3 Responses Aug 29, 2009

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    Court

    I'm in court on the 20th of this month for common assault. It's not my first offence. It's my second time in court for common assault. I got a caution for assault by beating and for theft (when I was younger)! In all I have been arrested more times than I could count on my hands...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 20 Responses Aug 9, 2008

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    I'm Being Charged With Fraud By False Representation

    3 days a go the police came to my flat to arrest me and search my flat. they took some items, and all my bank cards and mine and my son passport. I haven't been charge yet, the couldn't interview me as there was know one to look after my child. I'm on bail and have to return...
    bogandi bogandi 31-35 1 Response Oct 30, 2010

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    I have been asked what my scrren name means;

    Its my old prison number AX5625. I have had a troubled past, but have put it to rest and am now rehabilitated. Not by the system but by life. The system sucks and is flawed in so many ways. I have an extensive criminal history non of which I am proud of and most I was only...
    AX5625 AX5625 31-35, M 3 Responses Feb 28, 2014

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    ...

    ive been a criminal since i was really little i learned how to do things at a young and just talked my way outta whateva i did and i havent been caught since i was like 9
    nickspivey nickspivey 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 30, 2009

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    Misdemeanor Larceny

    I used to sort and distribute incoming company mail as part of a job I had years ago. There was a lot of mail and in order to meet my deadlines I would...not sort/deliver some of it. Well, I had to do something with what wasn't sorted. You couldn't throw it away at work because...
    niceguyinhell niceguyinhell 31-35, M 4 Responses Jan 25, 2009

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    Ya, So?

    i guess you could call me a criminal, even though im not in any cops records...  you see, my boyfriend used to steal things from stores and then sell them : /   dvds mostly.. but he couldnt do this alone, he needed me and my messenger bag >.<  he...
    foamborn foamborn 18-21, F 2 Responses May 20, 2010

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    I Have a Small Record

    That isn't even all that interesting. I shouldn't have it- I SHOULD have an assault record, because I SHOULD'VE just beat this guy's @$$, instead of trashing his house. So I have a BS B&E on my record in North Carolina. Eff'em.
    xenmuse xenmuse 31-35, M Aug 10, 2009

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    Yo just a chill azzz nigguh from da hood.

    Hola at a playa one time.
    RealGsmoveinsilencelikelasagna RealGsmoveinsilencelikelasagna 22-25, M Aug 3

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    i am convicted and guiltu

    and fined for shoplifting at seventeen . its come back at my present day and age and now affecting my present job .. a whole bunch of past is all attaching and facing up . like memories n events and etc . events of now are linked to things of back thens times .. erg .. i can...
    wezamuntkee wezamuntkee 36-40, M 1 Response Jun 28

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    I have a dark past but that's not what makes me

    who I am. I don't see it as a bad thing though. Some judge on things like that. A lot of my "crimes" were violence but I don't see that they are crimes; as in 30% I was merely defending and ended better...and the other 70% I see were justified.
    ultimatehacker ultimatehacker 26-30, M 2 Responses Nov 6, 2014

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    I Am An Activist, Polyamorous and Smoke Marijuana

    I am proud... The stupid thing is Australia cannot jail me because they refuse to provide care for people with disabilities in the lockup... House arrest is the best they can do? Easy... I suffer that already without the ankle tracker.
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 22, 2009

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    Sixteen And Shopplifter

    I may have started when I was 13 years old when my step sister and I stole eyeliner. Now, I think I have stolen at least $200 dollars worth of stuff. From makeup, gum, brand new video games, bras, panties, shoelaces, clothes, and a lot of things. I have no intent of stopping ever...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses May 16, 2012

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    This One Time...

    I was on the subway, and I was standing next to this fancy, rich-looking guy in a suit. He was talking into one of those headphones that connects to a blueberry, and he seemed a little distracted, so he was obviously a prime target to pickpocket. These two "gangstas" had come...
    IrishBiscuit IrishBiscuit 16-17, M 4 Responses Feb 11, 2008

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    I got involved in a life

    that caught up with me. I was hanging with the wrong people. Got too comfortable with my reckless lifestyle and got Dwi. Did everything I had too and will never so it again. Well I use to steal too, but see that didn't catch up too me. Til I stopped two years later, now I'm...
    jenp1984 jenp1984 26-30 Apr 3, 2014

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    I suppose I'm a criminal

    although I've never been caught so as far as the world at large is concerned I'm a law abiding citizen. I've done everything from traffic marijuana and cocaine to shoplifting and stealing out of parked cars. Also I've tried my hand at CC fraud and identity theft. I've always had...
    sicarius965 sicarius965 31-35 1 Response Jul 28, 2014

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    Well...

    i participate in some illegal activities, but they pass my moral code.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    In the Laws Eyes

    I have felony DWI convictions against me so that makes me a criminal.....sorry to all those that do judge. I need to be honest.
    cinfullynn cinfullynn 46-50, F 6 Responses Jul 24, 2008

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    Too Many Criminals Really

    "legal", "illegal" THEY ARE ALWAYS THE VERY SAME WITHOUT EXCEPTION. Where ARE THE NORMAL PEOPLE?! - I don't know.
    Thought1 Thought1 22-25 5 Responses Sep 17, 2009

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    Me Too!

    Me too guess what I do! - Hint I live in Sunny BC.
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 3 Responses Feb 11, 2008

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    Thought1 Thought1 22-25 Aug 12, 2009

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    possession of marijuana, assault, trespassing, criminal damage to property, traffic violations, disturbing the peace, bench warrants, and oh my most favorite one "stalking" my own...
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    My end goal for a career is to be a Chief Medical Examiner in some state. I've always wanted to help those wronged by the criminals in society and to make sure that they were not...
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    Just because someone is convicted as a criminal or what have you, does not mean that they necessarily are. I'm not quick to believe what the law says to be true. I think people...
    InvaderNice InvaderNice 18-21, M Aug 24

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    I am writing this to shed light on domestic violence and what happened to me. At first it was only on my Facebook and was set to "Friends Only" but I am now making it public and...
    Taylor62298 Taylor62298 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 23

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    moose73630 moose73630 16-17, M Aug 20

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    When I try to be a good person and socially acceptable people tell me to be me and do what I want and start talking behind my back. I hear that I am a looser. People frequently...
    AnnonymousNum3 AnnonymousNum3 26-30, F Aug 16

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    TeachingRespect TeachingRespect 51-55, F 3 Responses Aug 14

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    I cannot help but see a correlation between alcohol prohibition, and marijuana legalization. As with New York, passing one of the first laws against drunk driving in the 1910s...
    TK13 TK13 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 13

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    There was a police officer in my city by the name of Rod Bradway. He had a class A funeral after he kicked in a door to help a woman that was screaming on the top of her lungs. He...
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    I don't remember when I had this dream but I wrote it in Google Keep and just found it. I must say that I have very weird dreams, so no one will probably understand this at all...
    minorconfusion minorconfusion 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 11

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    I should be doing chores but instead I'm watching criminal minds πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ & I have practice at 4 πŸ˜πŸ˜ΆπŸ”«
    younginM younginM 18-21, M Aug 11

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