I Am a Criminal

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 128 People

    This One Time...

    I was on the subway, and I was standing next to this fancy, rich-looking guy in a suit. He was talking into one of those headphones that connects to a blueberry, and he seemed a little distracted, so he was obviously a prime target to pickpocket. These two "gangstas" had come...
    IrishBiscuit IrishBiscuit
    16-17, M
    4 Responses Feb 11, 2008

    Doesnt Apply to Me...

    because i never get caught.  There are certain ways ya gotta do stuff to be successful at it. Rule number one is if you have an accomplice, you better make good and damn sure they won't get turn on you. Very seldom do I ever have an accomplice.
    freedomlovingypsy freedomlovingypsy
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Nov 27, 2008
    Thought1 Thought1
    22-25
    Aug 12, 2009

    Ya Feel Me?

    I am about to commit some seriius ****. non violent but still damaging.... In a way. I just don't feel that bad taking money " lots. of money" from people who spend $40,000.00 at a hotel! Know what I mean??
    theleoncon theleoncon
    70+, M
    3 Responses Mar 13, 2013

    To be honest I feel like I'm some sort of

    criminal on here. The slightest wrong will get me suspended so whenever someone says "so we are trolling again Leah aren't we?" I freak out. Mf 😐MF! Do you know how many times I've been suspended for stupid things but the real trolls get away with their bs and look at those...
    LeahLovee LeahLovee
    70+, F
    1 Response Jan 16

    simple and easy: i show how to make money

    selling drugs and other risky / fast techniques to earn that money NOW :) taefzhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KVyYu9oAws
    taefz taefz
    26-30, F
    Jan 5

    I suppose I'm a criminal

    although I've never been caught so as far as the world at large is concerned I'm a law abiding citizen. I've done everything from traffic marijuana and cocaine to shoplifting and stealing out of parked cars. Also I've tried my hand at CC fraud and identity theft. I've always had...
    sicarius965 sicarius965
    31-35
    2 Responses Jul 28, 2014

    I got involved in a life

    that caught up with me. I was hanging with the wrong people. Got too comfortable with my reckless lifestyle and got Dwi. Did everything I had too and will never so it again. Well I use to steal too, but see that didn't catch up too me. Til I stopped two years later, now I'm...
    jenp1984 jenp1984
    26-30
    Apr 3, 2014

    i am convicted and guiltu

    and fined for shoplifting at seventeen . its come back at my present day and age and now affecting my present job .. a whole bunch of past is all attaching and facing up . like memories n events and etc . events of now are linked to things of back thens times .. erg .. i can...
    cdwishimatgurlCalandraBelle cdwishimatgurlCalandraBelle
    36-40, T
    2 Responses Jun 28, 2015

    Ya, So?

    i guess you could call me a criminal, even though im not in any cops records...  you see, my boyfriend used to steal things from stores and then sell them : /   dvds mostly.. but he couldnt do this alone, he needed me and my messenger bag >.<  he...
    foamborn foamborn
    18-21, F
    2 Responses May 20, 2010

    Misdemeanor Larceny

    I used to sort and distribute incoming company mail as part of a job I had years ago. There was a lot of mail and in order to meet my deadlines I would...not sort/deliver some of it. Well, I had to do something with what wasn't sorted. You couldn't throw it away at work because...
    niceguyinhell niceguyinhell
    31-35, M
    4 Responses Jan 25, 2009

    Sixteen And Shopplifter

    I may have started when I was 13 years old when my step sister and I stole eyeliner. Now, I think I have stolen at least $200 dollars worth of stuff. From makeup, gum, brand new video games, bras, panties, shoelaces, clothes, and a lot of things. I have no intent of stopping ever...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses May 16, 2012

    Media License

    In Denmark every household that has a computer with a network card, (you don't even have to have an internet connection) is required to pay an annual fee of 2170 kr. if I remember correctly. I think this is something like 370 $. The reason is this: A Danish...
    Drokles Drokles
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Aug 29, 2009

    I Am An Activist, Polyamorous and Smoke Marijuana

    I am proud... The stupid thing is Australia cannot jail me because they refuse to provide care for people with disabilities in the lockup... House arrest is the best they can do? Easy... I suffer that already without the ankle tracker.
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman
    31-35, F
    1 Response Feb 22, 2009

    I have a dark past but that's not what makes me

    who I am. I don't see it as a bad thing though. Some judge on things like that. A lot of my "crimes" were violence but I don't see that they are crimes; as in 30% I was merely defending and ended better...and the other 70% I see were justified.
    ultimatehacker ultimatehacker
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Nov 6, 2014

    Too Many Criminals Really

    "legal", "illegal" THEY ARE ALWAYS THE VERY SAME WITHOUT EXCEPTION. Where ARE THE NORMAL PEOPLE?! - I don't know.
    Thought1 Thought1
    22-25
    5 Responses Sep 17, 2009

    In the Laws Eyes

    I have felony DWI convictions against me so that makes me a criminal.....sorry to all those that do judge. I need to be honest.
    cinfullynn cinfullynn
    46-50, F
    6 Responses Jul 24, 2008

    ...

    ive been a criminal since i was really little i learned how to do things at a young and just talked my way outta whateva i did and i havent been caught since i was like 9
    nickspivey nickspivey
    13-15, M
    1 Response Aug 30, 2009

    Me Too!

    Me too guess what I do! - Hint I live in Sunny BC.
    Nanoose Nanoose
    56-60, M
    2 Responses Feb 11, 2008

    I Have a Small Record

    That isn't even all that interesting. I shouldn't have it- I SHOULD have an assault record, because I SHOULD'VE just beat this guy's @$$, instead of trashing his house. So I have a BS B&E on my record in North Carolina. Eff'em.
    xenmuse xenmuse
    31-35, M
    Aug 10, 2009

    Well...

    i participate in some illegal activities, but they pass my moral code.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Feb 25, 2009

    I have been asked what my scrren name means;

    Its my old prison number AX5625. I have had a troubled past, but have put it to rest and am now rehabilitated. Not by the system but by life. The system sucks and is flawed in so many ways. I have an extensive criminal history non of which I am proud of and most I was only...
    AX5625 AX5625
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Feb 28, 2014

    I'm Being Charged With Fraud By False Representation

    3 days a go the police came to my flat to arrest me and search my flat. they took some items, and all my bank cards and mine and my son passport. I haven't been charge yet, the couldn't interview me as there was know one to look after my child. I'm on bail and have to return...
    bogandi bogandi
    31-35
    1 Response Oct 30, 2010

    My Life

    When I was born, my mother called me Hitler. I bellowed SPINDALIN! My mothers head collapsed at the mere mention on my large penis. As here head was mutalated, she found a rusty spoon and hacked off my other testicle. Hence the other is in the albert hall. This is how I ended up...
    Thestabber1990 Thestabber1990
    13-15, M
    Aug 28, 2012

    Yo just a chill azzz nigguh from da hood.

    Hola at a playa one time.
    RealGsmoveinsilencelikelasagna RealGsmoveinsilencelikelasagna
    26-30, M
    Aug 3, 2015

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    This is something so painful that only people experiencing this will truly understand ... I'm from Australia , Sydney in particular I've known this guy since 15 mind you we fell...
    Lydiaaellise Lydiaaellise
    18-21, F
    Apr 21
    My favorite songs ------- Hollywood undead- Dead night Day of the dead Everywhere we go Bullet Party by myself Black dahlia Dead in ditches -------- NF- Intro Intro 2 I just...
    JordanTheLost6 JordanTheLost6
    16-17, M
    Apr 21
    My favorite songs ------- Hollywood undead- Dead night Day of the dead Everywhere we go Bullet Party by myself Black dahlia Dead in ditches -------- NF- Intro Intro 2 I just...
    JordanTheLost6 JordanTheLost6
    16-17, M
    Apr 21
    I used to appreciate cops. I thought they were so brave for putting their lives on the line for the community. Then I dated a guy whose brother was a cop in South Carolina. A lot...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 21
    I'm 15 and live wth my grandmother and my little sister who is 13 years old and I hate it. My sister gets treated so differently. When i was my sisters age I never even had a phone...
    morgan247 morgan247
    16-17, F
    1 Response Apr 21
    I AM STILL BEING HARASSED BY A TROLL THAT I WILL NOT BLOCK BECAUSE I DONT BLOCK AND I LIKE TO FACE THESE MONSTERS … Just when I thought they reached the lowest of the lows, they...
    LozzyFromRome LozzyFromRome
    46-50, M
    Apr 20
    There are a lot of people imprisoned. I do not know how many of them are innocent but a sizable number of them are framed. Many are those, about whom we are clear that they have...
    aproudwoman aproudwoman
    46-50, F
    Apr 20
    I was homeschooled through high school and I was raised by elderly relatives and separate from my brother. I grew up in a lower-middle class environment and was sheltered and as a...
    desertonion desertonion
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Apr 19
    All I did was I sent gifts last year around Christmas time forget tending that this man would take anything I do as an offence and report it to the police ..as it has also been...
    Inthedark16 Inthedark16
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Apr 19
    Rape can be stopped I'd rather have a dead potential rapist then to see someone have to live with the pain and emotional scars that this or any other act of violence like rape is...
    k5rjtxj k5rjtxj
    26-30, M
    1 Response Apr 18
    If black people were treated like animals for centuries all over the world, how come till this day many if not majority of people continue to hate blacks, fear and mistreat them...
    LeahLovee LeahLovee
    70+, F
    24 Responses Apr 17
    Majority of Democrats Support Criminalizing Free Speech Breitbart News Network A new poll shows that a majority of Democrats want to limit free speech with laws that would...
    lov2smile lov2smile
    26-30, F
    Apr 16
    Law in order svu Chicago pd Criminal minds Motive Rookie blue Rizzoil and Isles Southland Grimm Gang related Gotham And more
    LucidxxShivery LucidxxShivery
    26-30, F
    Apr 13
    IF YOUR HAD KEPT YOUR WORTHLESS SCAMS TO YOURSELF THE TOWNS WOULD NOT BE LAUGHING AT YOU
    salondepartment123 salondepartment123
    51-55, F
    Apr 12
    But can you believe that in the uk , a bottle of water is more expensive than a pint of milk , it criminal Water , why ? I still feel sorry for dairy farmers , so I buy local ,
    wishingwellguy wishingwellguy
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Apr 12
    Here's mine. New Life Surrogacy Global Network is an ultra sophisticated sick scam. It is a total fraud. If you want to just give away your money for a service you will never...
    fschmidt2020 fschmidt2020
    36-40, M
    Apr 12
    If you have read my previous blogs, you would know. I have not always got on with my mother. My latest incident occurred;- “I have been having trouble with a Local Authority...
    moyesp moyesp
    51-55
    Apr 8
    Wow I can't believe that I'm even writing about this they say writing is therapeutic and I always used to write but haven't in 5 years when my life changed forever. I always knew...
    Danielleirisgene Danielleirisgene
    31-35, F
    Apr 7
    It's been 3 years since my dwi conviction and today I lost my job because of it. In the state of New Mexico it stays on your driving record for 55 years. It's dismissed on my...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 7
    I absolutely love Historical ones . And things on like iconic criminals . like Pablo escorbar And after I watch the documentary I do like research on some of its key aspects.
    cuttie98 cuttie98
    18-21, F
    Apr 7
    You , The All Mighty GOD ! You say "Be" and Let it Be"( Qoon FayaQoon..Book Yasin) ! I am calling you.. Plz. Before I hit that High on April 22nd.. Plz. Hit Four Season Owner of...
    fuckuprincessanyajaki fuckuprincessanyajaki
    41-45, F
    1 Response Apr 6
    I have a story here as an example of why people want EP to remain open Some people here might remember the person who went by the screen name Shadesofblues. She was 19, an orphan...
    hereisme hereisme
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 6
    WERE NOT PAYING A CRIMINAL HACKS VACATION OR A ZERO SCAM OFFICER
    here12376 here12376
    51-55, F
    Apr 5
    1..WERE NOT PAYING FOR HER SABA VACATION 2. ZERO IS COMPLETED 3. COPS SAID WERE NOT PAYING CRIMINAL HACK VACATIONS 4. SHES ON CAMERA WANTING VACATIONS PAID
    here12376 here12376
    51-55, F
    Apr 5
    I have been with my fiancee for ever now he has a beautiful 4 year old son with a freaking lunatic this girl is a peice of work let me tell you she is so jealous of me and hates me...
    lovebug0830 lovebug0830
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 5
    Some good news for a change: The Court of Special Appeals in Maryland ruled that Baltimore PD's warrantless stingray operations are unconstitutional. This will jeopardize the...
    ThePowerbroker ThePowerbroker
    22-25, M
    Apr 4
    I am more certain of this fact than the most basic arithmetic operations. I became a born again Christian 6 years ago and have stayed a Christian for 8 months. I then ran away...
    Wailofthedamned Wailofthedamned
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Apr 2
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