I Am a Curmudgeon

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    My 20-yr-old son today was talking about George

    Carlin (rest his soul) and a favorite routine in which he delineated the difference between an "old fart" and an "old ****". He told me I don't complain enough to qualify as an "old ****". I'm gonna have to go to work on that.
    icDavey icDavey
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 2, 2014

    A Question for the candidates in the 2014

    Senate Race: The single most important issue facing America, its government, its economy and its people is, undeniably, an issue virtually unheard by and possibly unknown to the pundits and media reporters who tell us what is important for a living. The issue is whether or not...
    icDavey icDavey
    61-65, M
    Sep 12, 2014

    Ah, I was thinking, which group to post GT

    christmas card in..... Then I saw this and thought, yup, that fits perfect. JUST PERFECT so with a HO, HO, HO (now then boys) and (more likely a BAH HUMBUG), I'd like to thank you and your other sidekicks (Jagged Little Pill, and the other cool girlies, and Joey - whom I will...
    KatarinaVonSweet KatarinaVonSweet
    36-40, F
    Dec 17, 2013

    Whining, Bitching and Moaning

    for the Betterment of Humanity.The real pain in the *** about getting old is watching the world go blythely to hell around you. And that which is not hell-bound is gradually advancing beyond my understanding and control.  There is lots of room to complain about those things...
    icDavey icDavey
    61-65, M
    Jan 8, 2014

    What Is a Curmudgeon??

    What is a Curmudgeon anyway?       A curmudgeon's reputation for malevolence is undeserved. They're neither warped nor evil at heart. They don't hate mankind, just mankind's absurdities. They're just as sensitive and soft-hearted as the next guy, but...
    lilystrange lilystrange
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Feb 15, 2009
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