I Am A Dork Sometimes

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 501 People

    voodoo1970 voodoo1970
    46-50, M
    1 Response Jan 10, 2016

    ᗯEᒪᒪ I ᗩᗰ GᖇEᗩT!

    !! I ᗩᗰ ᗩ GᑌᖇTIᗩᖇ ᕼEᖇO ᒍᑌᑎKY!!!
    debbie74 debbie74
    36-40, F
    Sep 15, 2015

    All The TimeY'now that guy

    who says something in a group & everyone falls silent? Or the one person who in the Entire class who knows the answer to the teacher's off topic questions? That would be me . . .
    Sentinel117 Sentinel117
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Jan 2, 2014

    So this guy is texting me

    and he asks "What are you wearing" I look down and I'm wearing Star Trek pajamas with a lightsaber in my lap... ( ; _ ; )
    RachelDare RachelDare
    16-17
    3 Responses Jan 3, 2016

    me: promise? mom: yes i promise me: swear on

    your life? mom: yes me: swear on the kitten's life? mom: yes me: swear on the dog's life? mom:we don't have a dog Me: oh yea...swear on the pig's life mom: We dont have a pig me: What?! we dont! well we need to get one! mom: you're a dork *laughs*
    butterflybaby123 butterflybaby123
    13-15, F
    Aug 29, 2015
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