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I Am a Dork

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    So I Am

    i like to have fun, be silly and i could care less what people think. enjoy life while you have it!!!
    Joyce904 Joyce904 26-30, F 2 Responses Dec 19, 2010

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    When im sad i sit on my couch

    and drink water like its liquor.
    peaceinmiles peaceinmiles 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 3, 2014

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    :p I'm such a dork. I was being fabulously dorky

    and flipping my hair in a very shampoo commercial-esque way because that's what you do in your spare time when you have long hair... and my neck made an awful bone-against-bone grinding noise. Let's hope I didn't permanently damage something. ...I like to pretend that people...
    ambivalentFriability ambivalentFriability 18-21 1 Response Aug 9, 2014

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    if being a dork is to live with little care

    or fear of what others think and do outlandish things "because it looked fun" then count me in.
    ramvan ramvan 36-40, M Feb 12

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    yeah. so im a dork. but it's okay

    because i was told it's adorable 😊 the funny thing though is that after i was told i was a dork i literally texted two other people and they said i was a dork but like a cute dork. haha.
    xxxalyssabrownxxx xxxalyssabrownxxx 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 21, 2014

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    Sometimes when I feel like cuddling,

    this is one of the first things that comes to mind. xDand then this:Apparently Finn's not much of a romantic. xD
    ambivalentFriability ambivalentFriability 18-21 Nov 14, 2014

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    It usually dawns on me all of a sudden.

    I'll be doing something and then make a mistake or do a double take and just be like...."why isn't this working the way it should?!??!!?!?!?" then after many tries, i'll do something else or try another way and click!!! bam!! shabang!!!! presto!!!! it worked and then comes the...
    violet1698 violet1698 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 1

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    Ever stop at a stop sign & realize you're

    waiting for a light to turn green? I just did that. I don't recommend it.
    Elayla Elayla 31-35, F 20 Responses Sep 18, 2014

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    I try not to , but it ends up coming out

    sometimes . Outta nowhere.
    KataraC KataraC 18-21, F 6 Responses Apr 21

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    Dorkness Is Awesome.

    I don't know why my friends always call me a dork. I don't go out of my way to embarrass myself. It just comes natural. But they always seem to have a smile on their face when I'm around
    RamblingThoughts RamblingThoughts 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 3, 2012

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    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 3 Responses Apr 9, 2013

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    dropdeadwilma dropdeadwilma 16-17, F 3 Responses Aug 29, 2014

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    So a couple of days of ago

    while I was in the shower, and tidying myself up down under, y'know where 'cause I like to keep it tidy especially in the summer, and stuff :) I was bit too much lost in thought thinking about things, though, and forgot the safety razor had a single trimming-blade on the...
    Faust76 Faust76 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 18, 2014

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    I miss my long hair. I have curly hair.

    In my youngen day it was really long, down past the middle of my back. When I would stretch it out it, it would go just past my waist. My dad didn't like it though. He said long hair was for girls. So I shaved my armpits. No more long hair.
    stupendusdude stupendusdude 46-50 3 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    This is going on twice just to reiterate that,

    Yes, I am a huge dork. Not a geek, not a nerd, just a socially inept dork.
    sweetiebomb sweetiebomb 22-25 3 Responses Jun 2

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    My younger brother once asked me

    why I couldn't be one of the "cool" older sisters.
    almaera almaera 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 12, 2014

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    Im such a dork that i like my own statuses

    before anyone else does 😂😂😂 and im proud babaee😆😆
    Haydenmohammad Haydenmohammad 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 30, 2014

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    XxLittleBrotherxX XxLittleBrotherxX 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 15, 2014

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    Does anyone else out there still obsessively

    play the Sims? because I sure do.
    sevenforasecret sevenforasecret 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 15, 2014

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    Dork By Defalt.

    That is to say not that some accident of circumstance has made me a dork on occasion.  Rather, you know how programs and video games have a "default" setting?  That's right I am a dork when everything else, all the optioned-in settings, are set back to...
    Elf Elf 26-30, M 3 Responses Oct 29, 2007

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    Ermagerd!!!!! My idea of an attractive guy is

    Tommy Helm !!!! I wish I was older lol
    bluegirlie98 bluegirlie98 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 20, 2014

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    I put my music on shuffle

    and the first song that came on was the Pokemon theme song and I literally started jamming 😆
    PanicAtTheBlink PanicAtTheBlink 16-17, M 2 Responses Jul 6, 2014

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    Im that person when someone makes a

    unintentional reference to a song - I'll sing it. =) example: Person: This place is a jungle Me: Welcome to the Jungle, We got fun and Games... lol
    SukYoung SukYoung 26-30, F Sep 25, 2014

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    Yes I'm a full fledged dork

    and yellowMeMellow can even tell you were such dorks people ask if there is something wrong with us haha and since we're are always hanging out together they wonder if we're dating but I don't even care since hey I'm 100% dork P.s I just did that ha my whiskers are not even...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 13

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    Dduuhhhh

    So I like to have fun and just be silly. I guess that makes me a dork... but a genuine dork. I like to run around w/ my children and roll in the grass, jump and dance on the bed, sing into a pen in the car, skip, jump, hop, and shimmy... just have some fun and live a little...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 6 Responses Jul 21, 2007

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    I'm Dorky

    I don't follow the crowd and can sometimes be categorized as being a dork. :]
    EmeralStone EmeralStone 18-21, F Mar 4, 2012

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    I am a completely adorable one at best,

    or at least that's what I tell myself. I'm also cheesy maybe even fruity at times but never phoney. I love my inner nerd and being adorkable is just one of my many attributes. Sure, it doesn't win me the Miss Popularity title but I'm not one for the spotlight either. I think...
    tessa4ever tessa4ever 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 11, 2014

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    it is so sad knowing,

    there are people who wants a serious relationship, wants to settle down, plans for the future.. but no one finds her and see her...
    Lyra1001 Lyra1001 26-30, F Aug 25, 2014

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    Wouldn't Change A Thing

    I sing silly songs I make up on the spot. I grab my friends and dance to the music. I think dogs have it made, and people should walk up to other humans, pet them and say, "Whadda good human. Yes you are." I'll laugh when I catch someone doing something dorky because I agree...
    Ivycreek Ivycreek 46-50, F 1 Response Sep 30, 2013

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    this morning: (young person with starry looks

    in their eyes).. "i think.. (looking hopeful) old people are like.. beautiful balls of light in darkness, like libaries of knowledge'. my response 'yes.. i think that too.. i'm like a unicorn that eats glitter and poops out rainbows and i hope to one day become a dragon that...
    sister11 sister11 36-40, F 4 Responses Feb 11

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    Me

    I consider myself a dork because i love all of the geeky things that happen. I love comic books, I love Star Wars, I love Lord of The Rings, I love Blade, I love James Cameron movies, I love to read, I love Speed Racer, I love to answer the questions on Jepordy while sitting in...
    ShadowLight45 ShadowLight45 16-17, F 1 Response May 24, 2010

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    I am such a dork. Everyone thinks so.

    Just because of my thing with Star Trek. (-_-) I wear sweaters in the SUMMERTIME, I always say how illogical, or how logical when someone says something illogical or logical. When I get excited, I look like the cover photo for this experience. I read almost every chance I get. I...
    WesleyCrusher WesleyCrusher 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    Me = Dork <3

    Just something I've noticed... does everyone here think that liking Harry Potter makes you a dork? Okayyy?Starting off then..I do not like Harry Potter but I love to browse stumbleupon.com, I love to watch documentaries that people would find uninteresting, I am interested in...
    CuteInChaos CuteInChaos 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 6, 2011

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    Life As A Dork

    Yes, I am a dork. I will quote lines from Star Trek, my favorite anime/manga, and my favorite books at others.  The quotes always match the occasion of course, otherwise why say them. I also dance in public sometimes to music, but mostly to the music in my head. I know the...
    ImNotGood ImNotGood 31-35, F 17 Responses Apr 16, 2011

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    A beautiful rose that blooms on a midnight

    summer's eve.. So rare and unique the love that you radiate with will never leave.. A delicate rose with soft thorns upon your stem.. Enchanting your lover to satisfy your every whim. The troubles of the world may try and bind you, but never forget that I admire every little...
    Tripp93 Tripp93 18-21, M May 15

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    When I text guys I like to be mysterious lol.

    Idk why but example: Guy" where are you from?" Me "earth, you ?" Stuff like that...
    bluegirlie98 bluegirlie98 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    I'm totally fine with it,

    I guess. I'm pretty nerdy (I'm in the most advanced classes at my school) and I love being a smart-*** sometimes :P I'm obsessed with books and movies and tv-series like The Hunger Games, Supernatural (MY FAVORITE), The Walking Dead, Ender's Game, and the list goes on. I love...
    d0ntl00katm3 d0ntl00katm3 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 17, 2014

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    That Awkward Moment...

    ... when you realise the guy you recently met and liked is actually GAY while Facebook-stalking him.WOOF! WOOF! <-- that's me barking up the wrong tree...XD
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 4 Responses Oct 15, 2012

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    Is It A Bird? Is It A Star? Is It Plane?

    Have you ever been outside looking at the night sky, and you see the most PERFECT star? A star that is so large that you can ( if you use your imagination ) almost see the points? A star that twinkles and glows with a purdy hint of red? Nope? I didn't think so..... Um... ER...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart 56-60, F 4 Responses Oct 29, 2012

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    Even My Daughter Thinks So....

    My daughter is 12. She is super bright, and very precocious. She has a very good sense of humour and her sarcasm is out of this world....she is a joy to be around and is always making people laugh with her acerbic wit. But sometimes, even the brightest of stars have a blonde...
    NotHisBabydoll NotHisBabydoll 46-50, F 20 Responses Nov 28, 2013

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    bluegirlie98 bluegirlie98 16-17, F 4 Responses Oct 7, 2014

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    God, I really am. When I'm not around anyone

    else, I switch my contacts out for massive dorky glasses, throw on wonder women print fluffy pj pants, dance around, sing at the top of my lungs, bury myself in books, Google weird ****, quote Harry Potter and Voltaire and Ellen at myself in the mirror and drink massive amounts...
    KittyCunt KittyCunt 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    It has been confirmed.

    I am the dorky cousin of the family.
    almaera almaera 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 17, 2014

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