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I Am a Dork

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    Over The Years

    over the years i have learnd to excpet it and i don't care what other people think no mahter how many more wedgies or nogies or wet willes or swirles i get i don't care yea call me a neard dork or if you won't to call me a weardo becus ei love celling fans i study the and if ther...
    twistex2014 twistex2014 18-21, M Sep 7, 2013

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    Life As A Dork

    Yes, I am a dork. I will quote lines from Star Trek, my favorite anime/manga, and my favorite books at others.  The quotes always match the occasion of course, otherwise why say them. I also dance in public sometimes to music, but mostly to the music in my head. I know the...
    ImNotGood ImNotGood 31-35, F 17 Responses Apr 16, 2011

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    Dduuhhhh

    So I like to have fun and just be silly. I guess that makes me a dork... but a genuine dork. I like to run around w/ my children and roll in the grass, jump and dance on the bed, sing into a pen in the car, skip, jump, hop, and shimmy... just have some fun and live a little...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 6 Responses Jul 21, 2007

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    So a couple of days of ago

    while I was in the shower, and tidying myself up down under, y'know where 'cause I like to keep it tidy especially in the summer, and stuff :) I was bit too much lost in thought thinking about things, though, and forgot the safety razor had a single trimming-blade on the...
    Faust76 Faust76 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 18

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    Me = Dork <3

    Just something I've noticed... does everyone here think that liking Harry Potter makes you a dork? Okayyy?Starting off then..I do not like Harry Potter but I love to browse stumbleupon.com, I love to watch documentaries that people would find uninteresting, I am interested in...
    CuteInChaos CuteInChaos 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 6, 2011

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    Me

    I consider myself a dork because i love all of the geeky things that happen. I love comic books, I love Star Wars, I love Lord of The Rings, I love Blade, I love James Cameron movies, I love to read, I love Speed Racer, I love to answer the questions on Jepordy while sitting in...
    ShadowLight45 ShadowLight45 16-17, F 1 Response May 24, 2010

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    Yes, I Am A Dork

    Being a brainy loner who is also a klutz makes me a dork. I'm fascinated with current events and the modern cultures of nations globally. My mind is always operating, even when I am asleep. I carry around a notebook and tape recorder so I can record any ideas for story writing...
    social02 social02 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 1, 2010

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    When im sad i sit on my couch

    and drink water like its liquor.
    peaceinmiles peaceinmiles 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 3

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    Dorkness Is Awesome.

    I don't know why my friends always call me a dork. I don't go out of my way to embarrass myself. It just comes natural. But they always seem to have a smile on their face when I'm around
    RamblingThoughts RamblingThoughts 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 3, 2012

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    :p I'm such a dork. I was being fabulously dorky

    and flipping my hair in a very shampoo commercial-esque way because that's what you do in your spare time when you have long hair... and my neck made an awful bone-against-bone grinding noise. Let's hope I didn't permanently damage something. ...I like to pretend that people...
    Friability Friability 18-21 1 Response Aug 9

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    I didn't realize it until I acknowledged the

    personality I have, and I'm a goofy dork whose also a complete stoner and act even more like a dork when I'm high with the giggles. Yeah I'm that kind of stoner, a dork too.
    misternobrain misternobrain 22-25, M Jan 16

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    I'm totally fine with it,

    I guess. I'm pretty nerdy (I'm in the most advanced classes at my school) and I love being a smart-*** sometimes :P I'm obsessed with books and movies and tv-series like The Hunger Games, Supernatural (MY FAVORITE), The Walking Dead, Ender's Game, and the list goes on. I love...
    d0ntl00katm3 d0ntl00katm3 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 17

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    Wouldn't Change A Thing

    I sing silly songs I make up on the spot. I grab my friends and dance to the music. I think dogs have it made, and people should walk up to other humans, pet them and say, "Whadda good human. Yes you are." I'll laugh when I catch someone doing something dorky because I agree...
    Ivycreek Ivycreek 46-50, F 1 Response Sep 30, 2013

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    I'Ve Noticed All My Stories Are Sad!

    All my stories are sad!!! So I wanted to show you the happy side of me! Of course I have a lot of anxiety and depression issues but I try and stay strong!! And the biggest part of me! Is ima dork^_^ ima geek, looser, whatever u want to call me! But really.. Thoose particular...
    Kittylovesrainbows Kittylovesrainbows 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 19, 2013

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    Dork Otherwise Known As Weird That's What They Call Me

    I've often been called nerdy, weird, lame, etc. One the surface it doesn't bother me, but deep down it does. I've always made my own way, not really following people and charted my own course. I'm very proud of that; on the other hand, it makes me isolated because people don't...
    SimplyComplex SimplyComplex 22-25 2 Responses Dec 6, 2008

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    yeah. so im a dork. but it's okay

    because i was told it's adorable 😊 the funny thing though is that after i was told i was a dork i literally texted two other people and they said i was a dork but like a cute dork. haha.
    xxxalyssabrownxxx xxxalyssabrownxxx 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 21

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    Even My Daughter Thinks So....

    My daughter is 12. She is super bright, and very precocious. She has a very good sense of humour and her sarcasm is out of this world....she is a joy to be around and is always making people laugh with her acerbic wit. But sometimes, even the brightest of stars have a blonde...
    Babydoll42 Babydoll42 41-45, F 24 Responses Nov 28, 2013

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    1, 2, 3...

    Ever been reading while climbing stairs and not realize you've reached the top? So you lift your leg and try to take one more step, right!? I don't know how many times I've reached the top of the stairs and then proceeded to look Like A Horse Trying To Count!   lol. Go ahead...
    gotsalsa gotsalsa 41-45, M 9 Responses Mar 14, 2012

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    I'm Dorky

    I don't follow the crowd and can sometimes be categorized as being a dork. :]
    EmeralStone EmeralStone 18-21, F Mar 4, 2012

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    I'm A Proud Dork

    I'm silly, I love Harry Potter, i'm in AP calc, I fall over everything, I like to read, I'm fun and i don't care what other think about that I'm a Dork. 
    Bethie101 Bethie101 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 26, 2011

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    I'm Ok With This.

    I tend to gravitate towards more dorky or nerdy things in life. I would much rather enjoy great conversation with a small group of people that are liked minded instead of going to a party. I don't care for labels - I am what I am. I am teaching my child to do the same. People...
    NeopolitanSkye NeopolitanSkye 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 3, 2012

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    Dork+1

    i am a dork+1!  but it's ok i love being individual, and i love being me, even if i am a dork.  i love video games and the internet, and photoshop and knitting, ffxi, and i even love dorky guys!  hehehe!  so if youre a dork like me lets rejoice and embrace our...
    pukuu pukuu 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 7, 2008

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    ShotOfWhisky ShotOfWhisky 18-21, F Mar 28

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    Yup This Is Me

    Yup that's me. I'm the girl who goes nuts when on a sugar high, yells random things in awkward situations or to cheer some1 up. The one who dances in her room like no tomorrow to whatever song plays, the clumsy bookworm who wears cowboy boots with everything including dresses...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 28, 2013

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    It has been confirmed.

    I am the dorky cousin of the family.
    almaera almaera 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 17

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    I Wear The Title Proudly

    Making funny faces, telling crazy stories or bursting into song at unexpected times, my kids are getting older but I will never stop making them smile. I remember when they were younger and we would drive slowly through the neighborhood singing Bohemian Rhapsody like Mike Meyers...
    laurel890 laurel890 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 24, 2012

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    I put my music on shuffle

    and the first song that came on was the Pokemon theme song and I literally started jamming 😆
    PanicAtTheBlink PanicAtTheBlink 13-15, M 2 Responses Jul 6

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    My Bio: I Will Never Grow Up Completely =)

    Sometimes I feel like that over caffeinated 5 year old who's being told to behave.. =^-^= I like cookies, I LOVE chocolate and I'm a Pepper <3 till the day I die. I like shows that make me laugh and dislike violence.  I will play hop scotch if I see it and if I run into chalk...
    forgottenshadow forgottenshadow 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 7, 2013

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    Ok I Admit It

    I am part dork...I have gotten dorky over video games..and if singing Olivia Newton John songs to your cat isn't dorky, I don't know what is! 
    Kittychanel Kittychanel 41-45, F 2 Responses Jun 17, 2012

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    Never Used to Be

    I don't know if I have been in denial all these years or if I have transformed into a complete dork slowly. I look back and see hints of it here and there, but until recently I have not accepted that the majortiy of the time...I am a dork! I think a dork and a nerd are similar...
    emptyheart emptyheart 41-45, F 2 Responses Jun 23, 2008

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    it is so sad knowing,

    there are people who wants a serious relationship, wants to settle down, plans for the future.. but no one finds her and see her...
    Lyra1001 Lyra1001 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    Im such a dork that i like my own statuses

    before anyone else does 😂😂😂 and im proud babaee😆😆
    Haydenmohammad Haydenmohammad 18-21, F 4 Responses Apr 30

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    Yes, and I Like It This Way

    I am just me, and will always be! I enjoy dumb stuff and simple things.
    Gelfwings Gelfwings 26-30, F 2 Responses Oct 15, 2008

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    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 3 Responses Apr 9, 2013

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    My friend and I went through the list of the

    people we worked with at the time and tried to see if they fell into the nerd, geek, or dork category. We decided along the way that both of us fell into the "dork" area. We knew technology but not as tech savvy as one guy, smart but not quite up to our noses in books and facts...
    bijou08 bijou08 26-30, F Jan 27

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    I Married One, Too.

    Star Trek, Dr. Who, books instead of movies, staying home instead of partying, I don't put stuff in my hair to style it, I could talk philosophy or religion for hours on end.  What else? I have more online friends than physical friends...although that's probably becoming the...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Dec 7, 2009

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    That Awkward Moment...

    ... when you realise the guy you recently met and liked is actually GAY while Facebook-stalking him.WOOF! WOOF! <-- that's me barking up the wrong tree...XD
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 6 Responses Oct 15, 2012

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    What? This Really Is My Serious Face...

    I really am a dork, but I’ve long said that a certain variety of dorkiness has its appeal. The people who are always so polished and never make spelling/grammatical errors – who speak so perfectly and always know just what to say… They scare the hell out of me honestly. You...
    Aurinne Aurinne 36-40, F May 10, 2012

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    Dork By Defalt.

    That is to say not that some accident of circumstance has made me a dork on occasion.  Rather, you know how programs and video games have a "default" setting?  That's right I am a dork when everything else, all the optioned-in settings, are set back to...
    Elf Elf 26-30, M 3 Responses Oct 29, 2007

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    My Definitions Of "dork"

    DORK. [dawrk] noun. slang.    1. one who laughs at oneself. Not a I-Hate-Myself laugh, but a I'm-Squirting-Milk-From-My-Nose laugh. I look at this banana and say, "Mhmm, I wanna eat that." Pause. "No, not like that guys." Then milk squirting from the nose...
    BexL19 BexL19 16-17, F May 28, 2010

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    And I'm Ok With It

    I am a self proclaimed (and confirmed by others) dork :) my god sister and I play world of Warcraft together. I love to be silly. I have an odd sense of humor. I am a science geek. I dance like a fool. My friends get so embarrassed when I do this dance...it's so weird but when I...
    taylormarie1993 taylormarie1993 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 13, 2012

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    My younger brother once asked me

    why I couldn't be one of the "cool" older sisters.
    almaera almaera 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 12

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    I'm A Dork That Likes Other Dorks

    There's no denying, I'm a dork and I know it - a real nerd at heart. I gravitate towards nerdy activities like crafting, reading, and playing lame video games on a Friday night. To the normal people it must be most unusual and maybe a tad offensive because I pay them no mind as I...
    tessa4ever tessa4ever 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 3, 2013

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    In gym class we always have to go in to groups

    of three so it's me my friend Kate and Emma. We call or group the turtle team. We love turtles but I'm the only one who has one. We brag about us being geeks all the time cuz were In AT. So now every time our teem gets call to play our gym teacher calls us. The Turtle Team Geeks...
    XFallinAngelX XFallinAngelX 13-15, F Mar 29

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    Is It A Bird? Is It A Star? Is It Plane?

    Have you ever been outside looking at the night sky, and you see the most PERFECT star? A star that is so large that you can ( if you use your imagination ) almost see the points? A star that twinkles and glows with a purdy hint of red? Nope? I didn't think so..... Um... ER...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart 56-60, F 4 Responses Oct 29, 2012

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    Geek Goddess

    I may be clumsy, I may be a bit chubby, I may wear glasses thicker than Coke bottle bottoms... but by golly I am good with computers!  Hotness fades in time, but computer know-how will always be marketable skill. So I say it loud and proud, I'm not only a dork, but a GEEK...
    Geode Geode 31-35, F 2 Responses Jul 7, 2009

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    Dork and Nerdy How Much Worse Can You Get

    My first two years of highschool were horrible. I was really over weight, had braces, played in the marching band and was in the library club SMH I know I know, finally late junior I started to lose weight the braces came off. Guys that never paid notice to me, I just ignored it...
    MiseducatedChik MiseducatedChik 26-30, F 4 Responses Aug 29, 2008

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    Investments

    I admit I'm a dork but I also happen to be someone who understands that one must invest money to make money. And so I've decided to invest my whole life savings... ON THIS!!! (pulls out a small device with a button on it) With a simple push of this button, the whole world... WILL...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 7, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    Really feeling like a dork right now... because in the middle of the first this, i hit the "back" button and erased the whole danged thing......... Anyway....... I got to wondering...
    SKiesterly SKiesterly 36-40, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Yep! Dorking Out's the best! lol ... Okay, maybe not the best, but it sure is fun! Besides, dorking out while on EP is okay 'cause you can't see me! I'm dorking out right now...
    StarLily71 StarLily71 41-45, F 4 Responses Aug 2

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    Oh the innocence of my adorkableness! Everyone has it so yes!!!
    GravelTack19 GravelTack19 13-15, M Aug 2

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    I love comics, Batman, Superman, Spiderman, any female characters. They always have big boobs! I have all the Batman ps3 games and several others besides. I am a diehard...
    Handyman25 Handyman25 22-25, M a week ago

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    Hey, guys it's been quite awhile. Where have I been? Good question. I recently graduated high school in June. It was the best day of my life. I moved in with my sister and her...
    SimplySecure SimplySecure 16-17, F Aug 20

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