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I Am a Dork

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    Even My Daughter Thinks So....

    My daughter is 12. She is super bright, and very precocious. She has a very good sense of humour and her sarcasm is out of this world....she is a joy to be around and is always making people laugh with her acerbic wit. But sometimes, even the brightest of stars have a blonde...
    NotHisBabydoll NotHisBabydoll 41-45, F 23 Responses Nov 28, 2013

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    Dduuhhhh

    So I like to have fun and just be silly. I guess that makes me a dork... but a genuine dork. I like to run around w/ my children and roll in the grass, jump and dance on the bed, sing into a pen in the car, skip, jump, hop, and shimmy... just have some fun and live a little...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 6 Responses Jul 21, 2007

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    I'm totally fine with it,

    I guess. I'm pretty nerdy (I'm in the most advanced classes at my school) and I love being a smart-*** sometimes :P I'm obsessed with books and movies and tv-series like The Hunger Games, Supernatural (MY FAVORITE), The Walking Dead, Ender's Game, and the list goes on. I love...
    d0ntl00katm3 d0ntl00katm3 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 17, 2014

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    Dork and Nerdy How Much Worse Can You Get

    My first two years of highschool were horrible. I was really over weight, had braces, played in the marching band and was in the library club SMH I know I know, finally late junior I started to lose weight the braces came off. Guys that never paid notice to me, I just ignored it...
    MiseducatedChik MiseducatedChik 26-30, F 4 Responses Aug 29, 2008

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    Sometimes when I feel like cuddling,

    this is one of the first things that comes to mind. xDand then this:Apparently Finn's not much of a romantic. xD
    Friability Friability 18-21 Nov 14, 2014

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    My friend and I went through the list of the

    people we worked with at the time and tried to see if they fell into the nerd, geek, or dork category. We decided along the way that both of us fell into the "dork" area. We knew technology but not as tech savvy as one guy, smart but not quite up to our noses in books and facts...
    bijou08 bijou08 26-30, F Jan 27, 2014

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    Ever stop at a stop sign & realize you're

    waiting for a light to turn green? I just did that. I don't recommend it.
    Elayla Elayla 31-35, F 23 Responses Sep 18, 2014

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    I definitely have my dork moments.

    I guess I would say that I am self proclaimed dork, and I'm okay with that! lol
    enviouseyes enviouseyes 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 23, 2014

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    :p I'm such a dork. I was being fabulously dorky

    and flipping my hair in a very shampoo commercial-esque way because that's what you do in your spare time when you have long hair... and my neck made an awful bone-against-bone grinding noise. Let's hope I didn't permanently damage something. ...I like to pretend that people...
    Friability Friability 18-21 1 Response Aug 9, 2014

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    Yup This Is Me

    Yup that's me. I'm the girl who goes nuts when on a sugar high, yells random things in awkward situations or to cheer some1 up. The one who dances in her room like no tomorrow to whatever song plays, the clumsy bookworm who wears cowboy boots with everything including dresses...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Oct 28, 2013

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    That Awkward Moment...

    ... when you realise the guy you recently met and liked is actually GAY while Facebook-stalking him.WOOF! WOOF! <-- that's me barking up the wrong tree...XD
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 6 Responses Oct 15, 2012

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    Yep, can't deny it. I've always been a dork,

    and that'll probably never change. May as well own it and be proud! :-)
    lovecraft21390 lovecraft21390 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 2

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    Ermagerd!!!!! My idea of an attractive guy is

    Tommy Helm !!!! I wish I was older lol
    bluegirlie98 bluegirlie98 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 20, 2014

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    dropdeadwilma dropdeadwilma 16-17, F 3 Responses Aug 29, 2014

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    It has been confirmed.

    I am the dorky cousin of the family.
    almaera almaera 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 17, 2014

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    So a couple of days of ago

    while I was in the shower, and tidying myself up down under, y'know where 'cause I like to keep it tidy especially in the summer, and stuff :) I was bit too much lost in thought thinking about things, though, and forgot the safety razor had a single trimming-blade on the...
    Faust76 Faust76 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 18, 2014

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    So I Am

    i like to have fun, be silly and i could care less what people think. enjoy life while you have it!!!
    Joyce904 Joyce904 26-30, F 2 Responses Dec 19, 2010

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    I miss my long hair. I have curly hair.

    In my youngen day it was really long, down past the middle of my back. When I would stretch it out it, it would go just past my waist. My dad didn't like it though. He said long hair was for girls. So I shaved my armpits. No more long hair.
    stupendusdude stupendusdude 46-50 3 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 3 Responses Apr 9, 2013

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    I'm Dorky

    I don't follow the crowd and can sometimes be categorized as being a dork. :]
    EmeralStone EmeralStone 18-21, F Mar 4, 2012

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    yeah. so im a dork. but it's okay

    because i was told it's adorable 😊 the funny thing though is that after i was told i was a dork i literally texted two other people and they said i was a dork but like a cute dork. haha.
    xxxalyssabrownxxx xxxalyssabrownxxx 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 21, 2014

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    In gym class we always have to go in to groups

    of three so it's me my friend Kate and Emma. We call or group the turtle team. We love turtles but I'm the only one who has one. We brag about us being geeks all the time cuz were In AT. So now every time our teem gets call to play our gym teacher calls us. The Turtle Team Geeks...
    XFallinAngelX XFallinAngelX 13-15, F Mar 29, 2014

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    My younger brother once asked me

    why I couldn't be one of the "cool" older sisters.
    almaera almaera 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 12, 2014

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    Life As A Dork

    Yes, I am a dork. I will quote lines from Star Trek, my favorite anime/manga, and my favorite books at others.  The quotes always match the occasion of course, otherwise why say them. I also dance in public sometimes to music, but mostly to the music in my head. I know the...
    ImNotGood ImNotGood 31-35, F 17 Responses Apr 16, 2011

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    Dork+1

    i am a dork+1!  but it's ok i love being individual, and i love being me, even if i am a dork.  i love video games and the internet, and photoshop and knitting, ffxi, and i even love dorky guys!  hehehe!  so if youre a dork like me lets rejoice and embrace our...
    pukuu pukuu 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 7, 2008

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    Me = Dork <3

    Just something I've noticed... does everyone here think that liking Harry Potter makes you a dork? Okayyy?Starting off then..I do not like Harry Potter but I love to browse stumbleupon.com, I love to watch documentaries that people would find uninteresting, I am interested in...
    CuteInChaos CuteInChaos 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 6, 2011

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    Im such a dork that i like my own statuses

    before anyone else does 😂😂😂 and im proud babaee😆😆
    Haydenmohammad Haydenmohammad 18-21, F 4 Responses Apr 30, 2014

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    Does anyone else out there still obsessively

    play the Sims? because I sure do.
    sevenforasecret sevenforasecret 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 15, 2014

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    Me

    I consider myself a dork because i love all of the geeky things that happen. I love comic books, I love Star Wars, I love Lord of The Rings, I love Blade, I love James Cameron movies, I love to read, I love Speed Racer, I love to answer the questions on Jepordy while sitting in...
    ShadowLight45 ShadowLight45 16-17, F 1 Response May 24, 2010

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    I put my music on shuffle

    and the first song that came on was the Pokemon theme song and I literally started jamming 😆
    PanicAtTheBlink PanicAtTheBlink 16-17, M 2 Responses Jul 6, 2014

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    Is It A Bird? Is It A Star? Is It Plane?

    Have you ever been outside looking at the night sky, and you see the most PERFECT star? A star that is so large that you can ( if you use your imagination ) almost see the points? A star that twinkles and glows with a purdy hint of red? Nope? I didn't think so..... Um... ER...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart 56-60, F 4 Responses Oct 29, 2012

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    When im sad i sit on my couch

    and drink water like its liquor.
    peaceinmiles peaceinmiles 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 3, 2014

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    it is so sad knowing,

    there are people who wants a serious relationship, wants to settle down, plans for the future.. but no one finds her and see her...
    Lyra1001 Lyra1001 26-30, F Aug 25, 2014

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    Im that person when someone makes a

    unintentional reference to a song - I'll sing it. =) example: Person: This place is a jungle Me: Welcome to the Jungle, We got fun and Games... lol
    SukYoung SukYoung 26-30, F Sep 25, 2014

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    XxLittleBrotherxX XxLittleBrotherxX 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 15, 2014

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    When I text guys I like to be mysterious lol.

    Idk why but example: Guy" where are you from?" Me "earth, you ?" Stuff like that...
    bluegirlie98 bluegirlie98 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    bluegirlie98 bluegirlie98 16-17, F 4 Responses Oct 7, 2014

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    1, 2, 3...

    Ever been reading while climbing stairs and not realize you've reached the top? So you lift your leg and try to take one more step, right!? I don't know how many times I've reached the top of the stairs and then proceeded to look Like A Horse Trying To Count!   lol. Go ahead...
    gotsalsa gotsalsa 41-45, M 9 Responses Mar 14, 2012

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    ShotOfWhisky ShotOfWhisky 18-21, F Mar 28, 2014

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    I am a completely adorable one at best,

    or at least that's what I tell myself. I'm also cheesy maybe even fruity at times but never phoney. I love my inner nerd and being adorkable is just one of my many attributes. Sure, it doesn't win me the Miss Popularity title but I'm not one for the spotlight either. I think...
    tessa4ever tessa4ever 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 11, 2014

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    I didn't realize it until I acknowledged the

    personality I have, and I'm a goofy dork whose also a complete stoner and act even more like a dork when I'm high with the giggles. Yeah I'm that kind of stoner, a dork too.
    misternobrain misternobrain 22-25, M Jan 16, 2014

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    Wouldn't Change A Thing

    I sing silly songs I make up on the spot. I grab my friends and dance to the music. I think dogs have it made, and people should walk up to other humans, pet them and say, "Whadda good human. Yes you are." I'll laugh when I catch someone doing something dorky because I agree...
    Ivycreek Ivycreek 46-50, F 1 Response Sep 30, 2013

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    Dorkness Is Awesome.

    I don't know why my friends always call me a dork. I don't go out of my way to embarrass myself. It just comes natural. But they always seem to have a smile on their face when I'm around
    RamblingThoughts RamblingThoughts 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 3, 2012

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    Dork By Defalt.

    That is to say not that some accident of circumstance has made me a dork on occasion.  Rather, you know how programs and video games have a "default" setting?  That's right I am a dork when everything else, all the optioned-in settings, are set back to...
    Elf Elf 26-30, M 3 Responses Oct 29, 2007

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    My Bio: I Will Never Grow Up Completely =)

    Sometimes I feel like that over caffeinated 5 year old who's being told to behave.. =^-^= I like cookies, I LOVE chocolate and I'm a Pepper <3 till the day I die. I like shows that make me laugh and dislike violence.  I will play hop scotch if I see it and if I run into chalk...
    forgottenshadow forgottenshadow 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 7, 2013

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    Never Used to Be

    I don't know if I have been in denial all these years or if I have transformed into a complete dork slowly. I look back and see hints of it here and there, but until recently I have not accepted that the majortiy of the time...I am a dork! I think a dork and a nerd are similar...
    emptyheart emptyheart 41-45, F 2 Responses Jun 23, 2008

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    Sometimes? Naw :P I'm a natural dork. Born a dork and will die a dork. I'm a dork at heart and that will NEVER change. :3
    ShakenButNotBroken ShakenButNotBroken 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 17

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    Ha ha I look so dorky in this pic
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 5

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    My friends sometimes get upset with me because of the levels I take this to. They tell me that I sometimes take all the fun out of it by going too far, that I carry the joke over...
    Remand Remand 31-35, M 1 day ago

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    what is it about teachers, man? are they all hot because of the whole twisted power dynamic? hahha
    littlylulu littlylulu 18-21, F 22 hrs ago

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    I don't deny they're good men out there but even with them you gotta be careful. My ex was the sweetest ,dorkiest guy it took him to hang with the wrong crowd to make me realize...
    moondesires moondesires 18-21, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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