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I Am a Dork

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    Wouldn't Change A Thing

    I sing silly songs I make up on the spot. I grab my friends and dance to the music. I think dogs have it made, and people should walk up to other humans, pet them and say, "Whadda good human. Yes you are." I'll laugh when I catch someone doing something dorky because I agree...
    Ivycreek Ivycreek 46-50, F 1 Response Sep 30, 2013

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    1, 2, 3...

    Ever been reading while climbing stairs and not realize you've reached the top? So you lift your leg and try to take one more step, right!? I don't know how many times I've reached the top of the stairs and then proceeded to look Like A Horse Trying To Count!   lol. Go ahead...
    gotsalsa gotsalsa 41-45, M 9 Responses Mar 14, 2012

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    Over The Years

    over the years i have learnd to excpet it and i don't care what other people think no mahter how many more wedgies or nogies or wet willes or swirles i get i don't care yea call me a neard dork or if you won't to call me a weardo becus ei love celling fans i study the and if ther...
    twistex2014 twistex2014 18-21, M Sep 7, 2013

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    I'm totally fine with it,

    I guess. I'm pretty nerdy (I'm in the most advanced classes at my school) and I love being a smart-*** sometimes :P I'm obsessed with books and movies and tv-series like The Hunger Games, Supernatural (MY FAVORITE), The Walking Dead, Ender's Game, and the list goes on. I love...
    d0ntl00katm3 d0ntl00katm3 13-15, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I didn't realize it until I acknowledged the

    personality I have, and I'm a goofy dork whose also a complete stoner and act even more like a dork when I'm high with the giggles. Yeah I'm that kind of stoner, a dork too.
    misternobrain misternobrain 22-25, M Jan 16

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    Yes, I Am A Dork

    Being a brainy loner who is also a klutz makes me a dork. I'm fascinated with current events and the modern cultures of nations globally. My mind is always operating, even when I am asleep. I carry around a notebook and tape recorder so I can record any ideas for story writing...
    social02 social02 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 1, 2010

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    Dork Is Such A Nasty Word, But...

    Yeah, I guess you can call me a dork. I'm more of a nerd and geek more than anything. Oh, I'm also incredibly silly and whimsical to boot.
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 13, 2011

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    My Bio: I Will Never Grow Up Completely =)

    Sometimes I feel like that over caffeinated 5 year old who's being told to behave.. =^-^= I like cookies, I LOVE chocolate and I'm a Pepper <3 till the day I die. I like shows that make me laugh and dislike violence.  I will play hop scotch if I see it and if I run into chalk...
    forgottenshadow forgottenshadow 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 7, 2013

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    I Wear The Title Proudly

    Making funny faces, telling crazy stories or bursting into song at unexpected times, my kids are getting older but I will never stop making them smile. I remember when they were younger and we would drive slowly through the neighborhood singing Bohemian Rhapsody like Mike Meyers...
    laurel890 laurel890 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 24, 2012

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    I Married One, Too.

    Star Trek, Dr. Who, books instead of movies, staying home instead of partying, I don't put stuff in my hair to style it, I could talk philosophy or religion for hours on end.  What else? I have more online friends than physical friends...although that's probably becoming the...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Dec 7, 2009

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    And I'm Ok With It

    I am a self proclaimed (and confirmed by others) dork :) my god sister and I play world of Warcraft together. I love to be silly. I have an odd sense of humor. I am a science geek. I dance like a fool. My friends get so embarrassed when I do this dance...it's so weird but when I...
    taylormarie1993 taylormarie1993 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 13, 2012

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    So Totally Am

    A good friend of mine told me something today unexpectedly, and it made me incredibly elated! I did a super crazy happy dance, and still can't wipe the smile off my face. I'm a huge dork, but I love it. Take me or leave me, dorkiness and all.
    livelaughlovedream3 livelaughlovedream3 41-45, F 13 Responses Sep 30, 2013

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    Investments

    I admit I'm a dork but I also happen to be someone who understands that one must invest money to make money. And so I've decided to invest my whole life savings... ON THIS!!! (pulls out a small device with a button on it) With a simple push of this button, the whole world... WILL...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 7, 2012

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    Never Used to Be

    I don't know if I have been in denial all these years or if I have transformed into a complete dork slowly. I look back and see hints of it here and there, but until recently I have not accepted that the majortiy of the time...I am a dork! I think a dork and a nerd are similar...
    emptyheart emptyheart 41-45, F 2 Responses Jun 23, 2008

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    Dduuhhhh

    So I like to have fun and just be silly. I guess that makes me a dork... but a genuine dork. I like to run around w/ my children and roll in the grass, jump and dance on the bed, sing into a pen in the car, skip, jump, hop, and shimmy... just have some fun and live a little...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 6 Responses Jul 21, 2007

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    I'm Dorky

    I don't follow the crowd and can sometimes be categorized as being a dork. :]
    EmeralStone EmeralStone 18-21, F Mar 4, 2012

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    My Definitions Of "dork"

    DORK. [dawrk] noun. slang.    1. one who laughs at oneself. Not a I-Hate-Myself laugh, but a I'm-Squirting-Milk-From-My-Nose laugh. I look at this banana and say, "Mhmm, I wanna eat that." Pause. "No, not like that guys." Then milk squirting from the nose...
    BexL19 BexL19 16-17, F May 28, 2010

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    Dork By Defalt.

    That is to say not that some accident of circumstance has made me a dork on occasion.  Rather, you know how programs and video games have a "default" setting?  That's right I am a dork when everything else, all the optioned-in settings, are set back to...
    Elf Elf 26-30, M 3 Responses Oct 29, 2007

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    Dorkus Morkus

    I am a dork. Why? I don't know... Ask Blue. :)
    Mello Mello 26-30, F 10 Responses May 30, 2008

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    Even My Daughter Thinks So....

    My daughter is 12. She is super bright, and very precocious. She has a very good sense of humour and her sarcasm is out of this world....she is a joy to be around and is always making people laugh with her acerbic wit. But sometimes, even the brightest of stars have a blonde...
    Babydoll42 Babydoll42 41-45, F 25 Responses Nov 28, 2013

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    I'm A Dork That Likes Other Dorks

    There's no denying, I'm a dork and I know it - a real nerd at heart. I gravitate towards nerdy activities like crafting, reading, and playing lame video games on a Friday night. To the normal people it must be most unusual and maybe a tad offensive because I pay them no mind as I...
    tessa4ever tessa4ever 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 3, 2013

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    That Awkward Moment...

    ... when you realise the guy you recently met and liked is actually GAY while Facebook-stalking him.WOOF! WOOF! <-- that's me barking up the wrong tree...XD
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 6 Responses Oct 15, 2012

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    It has been confirmed.

    I am the dorky cousin of the family.
    almaera almaera 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    What? This Really Is My Serious Face...

    I really am a dork, but I’ve long said that a certain variety of dorkiness has its appeal. The people who are always so polished and never make spelling/grammatical errors – who speak so perfectly and always know just what to say… They scare the hell out of me honestly. You...
    Aurinne Aurinne 31-35, F May 10, 2012

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    My friend and I went through the list of the

    people we worked with at the time and tried to see if they fell into the nerd, geek, or dork category. We decided along the way that both of us fell into the "dork" area. We knew technology but not as tech savvy as one guy, smart but not quite up to our noses in books and facts...
    bijou08 bijou08 26-30, F Jan 27

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    Yup, That's Me!

    I have totally and completely embraced my inner dork. Former choir and drama dork (think Glee) and old habits die hard. I am not afraid to look silly, to stand out, to be a major goof ball. I love being different, quirky and unique. Life is too short and would be so boring if we...
    redhotridinghood redhotridinghood 41-45, F 8 Responses Oct 9, 2013

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    Geek Goddess

    I may be clumsy, I may be a bit chubby, I may wear glasses thicker than Coke bottle bottoms... but by golly I am good with computers!  Hotness fades in time, but computer know-how will always be marketable skill. So I say it loud and proud, I'm not only a dork, but a GEEK...
    Geode Geode 31-35, F 2 Responses Jul 7, 2009

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    Me

    I consider myself a dork because i love all of the geeky things that happen. I love comic books, I love Star Wars, I love Lord of The Rings, I love Blade, I love James Cameron movies, I love to read, I love Speed Racer, I love to answer the questions on Jepordy while sitting in...
    ShadowLight45 ShadowLight45 16-17, F 2 Responses May 24, 2010

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    Dorkness Is Awesome.

    I don't know why my friends always call me a dork. I don't go out of my way to embarrass myself. It just comes natural. But they always seem to have a smile on their face when I'm around
    RamblingThoughts RamblingThoughts 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 3, 2012

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    In gym class we always have to go in to groups

    of three so it's me my friend Kate and Emma. We call or group the turtle team. We love turtles but I'm the only one who has one. We brag about us being geeks all the time cuz were In AT. So now every time our teem gets call to play our gym teacher calls us. The Turtle Team Geeks...
    XFallinAngelX XFallinAngelX 13-15, F Mar 29

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    Once A Dork, Always A Dork

    I will always be a dork at heart.  Such a nasty-sounding word, and that's the appeal.  Sick of pretentiousness and artfully manipulative bullcrap, DORK sounds just about right.   Being a dork, you are free to be your sometimes stupid, oftentimes peculiar, self.  Others may...
    TigerStew TigerStew 36-40, F Dec 29, 2011

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    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 3 Responses Apr 9, 2013

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    I'm Ok With This.

    I tend to gravitate towards more dorky or nerdy things in life. I would much rather enjoy great conversation with a small group of people that are liked minded instead of going to a party. I don't care for labels - I am what I am. I am teaching my child to do the same. People...
    NeopolitanSkye NeopolitanSkye 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 3, 2012

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    I'm A Proud Dork

    I'm silly, I love Harry Potter, i'm in AP calc, I fall over everything, I like to read, I'm fun and i don't care what other think about that I'm a Dork. 
    Bethie101 Bethie101 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 26, 2011

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    Face The Truth: I'm Adorkable ;)

    So i still watch Batman whenever i find the time. ...actually i make time. If i had to choose between my friends and Batman I'd deffinately choose Batman. Friends ragg on me because I watch cartoons all weekend instead of going out with them. I love Batman the brave and the bold...
    pandora102693 pandora102693 18-21, F Feb 10, 2012

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    I'Ve Noticed All My Stories Are Sad!

    All my stories are sad!!! So I wanted to show you the happy side of me! Of course I have a lot of anxiety and depression issues but I try and stay strong!! And the biggest part of me! Is ima dork^_^ ima geek, looser, whatever u want to call me! But really.. Thoose particular...
    Kittylovesrainbows Kittylovesrainbows 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 19, 2013

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    Life As A Dork

    Yes, I am a dork. I will quote lines from Star Trek, my favorite anime/manga, and my favorite books at others.  The quotes always match the occasion of course, otherwise why say them. I also dance in public sometimes to music, but mostly to the music in my head. I know the...
    ImNotGood ImNotGood 31-35, F 17 Responses Apr 16, 2011

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    Dork+1

    i am a dork+1!  but it's ok i love being individual, and i love being me, even if i am a dork.  i love video games and the internet, and photoshop and knitting, ffxi, and i even love dorky guys!  hehehe!  so if youre a dork like me lets rejoice and embrace our...
    pukuu pukuu 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 7, 2008

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    I Admitt It. I Am.

    Yes I am a dork...maybe even a geek. More like a deek or a gork. I read manuals...all kinds of manuals. Not the kind you get with your TV or DVD player. The kind that you learn things from. like how to survive in the woods with a fork, or HTML for dummies. Sometimes I...
    redphoenix911 redphoenix911 41-45, M 2 Responses Nov 18, 2011

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    Yes, and I Like It This Way

    I am just me, and will always be! I enjoy dumb stuff and simple things.
    Gelfwings Gelfwings 26-30, F 2 Responses Oct 15, 2008

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    Me = Dork <3

    Just something I've noticed... does everyone here think that liking Harry Potter makes you a dork? Okayyy?Starting off then..I do not like Harry Potter but I love to browse stumbleupon.com, I love to watch documentaries that people would find uninteresting, I am interested in...
    CuteInChaos CuteInChaos 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 6, 2011

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    beatrizlovespedro beatrizlovespedro 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 28

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    Is It A Bird? Is It A Star? Is It Plane?

    Have you ever been outside looking at the night sky, and you see the most PERFECT star? A star that is so large that you can ( if you use your imagination ) almost see the points? A star that twinkles and glows with a purdy hint of red? Nope? I didn't think so..... Um... ER...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart 56-60, F 4 Responses Oct 29, 2012

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    Yup This Is Me

    Yup that's me. I'm the girl who goes nuts when on a sugar high, yells random things in awkward situations or to cheer some1 up. The one who dances in her room like no tomorrow to whatever song plays, the clumsy bookworm who wears cowboy boots with everything including dresses...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 28, 2013

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    Im a dork at heart, but i just dork out with very close people or other dorks haha
    FunnyEnglish FunnyEnglish 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 12

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    I'm a true dork... Need more prof?!
    13tides31 13tides31 18-21, M Apr 11

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    Wybiegając na gwarny pasaż, przez chwilę martwiłem się, czy od razu znajdę toaletę; a może powodowany paniką, będę kręcił się, aż ochrona nabierze podejrzeń i kto...
    18Marco 18Marco 31-35, M Apr 2

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    This is a story on how my world become undone. Sorry if it long. I met a guy name Nicky on a game call World of Warcraft. While some of you might say it was doom for failure, I...
    Angela0312 Angela0312 26-30 Apr 11

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    Hmm, lol I had in my brain exactly what I would write. As soon as I begin, GONE! Must be social anxiety distorting my thoughts. I know I can be dorky more often then not. I guess...
    DuckyGirlHawaii DuckyGirlHawaii 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 23

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    I haven't posted here in a long long time. I would like to say I am over Mr.Rose. Not fully because every now and then I admire his cute nerdy eyes and suits but I won't try to...
    Inlovewithtecher Inlovewithtecher 16-17, F Mar 24

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    I love dorky smiles or when guys have nervous smiles just gahhhhh
    alliemonster alliemonster 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 24

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    For the record, I'm a lover not a fighter! But this one bitchy girl I knew in high school got on my nerves one fine day. Every day, she would laugh at my clothing style, belittle...
    LilipopBlood LilipopBlood 18-21, F Mar 25

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    I just love Dylan O'brien, So much. He's so charming and dorky at the same time, Cute, talented, funny and soo loveable. I don't know, I just adore him 😍
    CandieDiCaprio CandieDiCaprio 16-17, F Mar 26

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    I'm so clumsy lol it's bad enough I'm socially awkward but I continue to embarrass myself on a daily bases. I've kind of gone unnoticed the past few days, thank goodness people don...
    Shygirl917 Shygirl917 18-21, F Mar 26

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    It just sucks. Everybody my age is getting married and having kids. I know I'm young, I'm only 20, I have my whole life but meeting somebody great would be amazing. All my exs...
    93rp 93rp 18-21, F 9 Responses Mar 27

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    Both my parents are working and stay out of the house most of the time. I'm the only child and I usually spend all my time alone. Im not a very social person, so I dont have too...
    MeghnaC MeghnaC 16-17, F 6 Responses Mar 28