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I Am A Douchebag Sometimes

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 7 People

    Saying It's Only Sometimes Is Going Easy On Myself.

    If I'm not being a miserable, self absorbed douchebag, I'm being an obnoxious, angry douchebag. Either that or I'm avoiding people because they deserve better company. I pretty much just suck most of the time, I guess.
    Musical Musical
    36-40, M
    1 Response Aug 26, 2010

    Payback Is A B1tch

    Now this story goes back some years, before my first marriage. I was dating a girl who was just about 7 years younger than me. I was 25 and she was 18 (I think) She didnt even know my real name, just my nickname at the time, and worked at the place where I parked my trucks. One...
    46-50, M
    1 Response Aug 25, 2010

    I Worked Hard For This Title.....geeeeez!

    Congratulations to me!! I won Honorary Douchebag of the week! I am so pissed off at myself tonight. I am guilty of doing something that I often berate others for doing. I tried to go to sleep, but I am so disgusted with my own behavior. UGH! I cannot sleep. Tomorrow, I must be...
    OnlyOneChiquita OnlyOneChiquita
    41-45, F
    10 Responses Aug 25, 2010
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